Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Haiku is stuck, now
it is hiding from morning
still wrapped in blankets

Haiku # 11243, June 11, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
noted soprano
tone's off key baton down hatch
reaching fever pitch
Haiku # 11242, June 11, 2001 8:16 am ET
by mellie
just say no to drugs
give that man an injection
irony kills me
Haiku # 11241, June 11, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ash
sick killing sicko
sedately close circuit down
it's a big cop-out
Haiku # 11240, June 11, 2001 5:04 am ET
by mellie
between you and me
i like it best with nothing
between you and me
Haiku # 11239, June 11, 2001 4:20 am ET
by ash
i had a great time
sent my liver to rehab
and my brain to bed
Haiku # 11238, June 11, 2001 4:14 am ET
by ash
tickles you digger!
he tickles everything
he's stimulating

he is my master
my teacher my haiku mate
he gets me going

ash has devotees
he is a man in his prime
he's my kind of bloke
Haiku # 11237, June 11, 2001 3:53 am ET
by mellie
Almost miss the plane
Avidly reading haiku
Ash tickles my brain
Haiku # 11236, June 11, 2001 2:49 am ET
by digger
In my morning wake
the smell of you greets me in
my morning shower
Haiku # 11235, June 11, 2001 12:43 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
thirty minutes in
I was born for this honey
come on baby cum
Haiku # 11234, June 10, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by mellie
but five years from now
Haiku # 11233, June 10, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
no pussy for me
for at least five or six days
then she will give in
Haiku # 11232, June 10, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by ap
pissed off wife carps on
got drunk with mates in the pub
pay day will fix all
Haiku # 11231, June 10, 2001 9:24 pm ET
by ap
mellie drives me nuts
over twelve thousand miles
hormones drip freely
Haiku # 11230, June 10, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by ap
now what's this I hear
about mixing sex, politics
and religion...hmm
Haiku # 11229, June 10, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by Moxie
Sundays and Haiku
are always so much nicer
when sex is involved
Haiku # 11228, June 10, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of ( thanks )
This color I dreamed
is between purple and green
is named laverine
Haiku # 11227, June 10, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
me innocently
go on to bad haiku page
end up with long board
Haiku # 11226, June 10, 2001 2:36 pm ET
by bruce
I see in my dreams
colors that haven't been seen
beyond blue and green
Haiku # 11225, June 10, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I can't change the world
nor, will I ever change you
I only change me
Haiku # 11224, June 10, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Last chance to dance trance
plays low behind me, peering
over my shoulder
Haiku # 11223, June 10, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sunken in flowers
green grass and a sky so blue
I lay here with you
Haiku # 11222, June 10, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thirty minutes in
my face is starting to numb
no, honey... don't come
Haiku # 11221, June 10, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
closely shaved pussy
sensationally sexy
silky slippery sleek
Haiku # 11220, June 10, 2001 10:21 am ET
by mellie
weilding the razor
takes a steady hand and yet
I can wet myself

sweetie take care now
you know what this does to me
how can I lie still?
Haiku # 11219, June 10, 2001 10:12 am ET
by mellie
essence of flavor
is best savored when pussy
is wet, closely shaved.
Haiku # 11218, June 10, 2001 8:26 am ET
by ap
let's have a look now
appearance is second to
excellent flavor
Haiku # 11217, June 10, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ap
opportunity
oral gratification
mutual pleasure
Haiku # 11216, June 10, 2001 8:20 am ET
by ap
mine two are ok
gentlemen have commented
were they sucking-up?
Haiku # 11215, June 10, 2001 5:23 am ET
by mellie
long boards regattas
blue water classically
simply perfection
Haiku # 11214, June 10, 2001 5:17 am ET
by mellie
they seem big enough
for me ap, and I told
her so you should too
Haiku # 11213, June 10, 2001 4:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
wife's tits are not big
Just nice Just nice small nipples
This is my heaven
Haiku # 11212, June 9, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ap
politics is not
typically the a subject
of artful discourse
Haiku # 11211, June 9, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ap
politics are for
feeble minded deluded
fools with small peckers
Haiku # 11210, June 9, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap
I went fishin' too.
Tomorrow I will sail.
My wife has nice tits.
Haiku # 11209, June 9, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by ap
Uhhh... who gives a fuck?
I got drunk and fucked today.
You watched CNN?
Haiku # 11208, June 9, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
i read the haiku
although I don't disagree
this is what i hear

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Haiku # 11207, June 9, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by jg-bigg'ems
in signal versus
noise... i only hear loud noise
haiku needs signal
Haiku # 11206, June 9, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by jg-bigg'ems
Abigail Thernstrom,
you called it, "an ongoing
act to undermine..."

the report ofd the
commission you're appointed
to, fact find the crime!
Haiku # 11205, June 9, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
Haiku # 11204, June 9, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
voter rights denied,
"legitimacy" is not
the issue intent

even the suspects,
george, harris, and jeb, say the
faults took correction
Haiku # 11203, June 9, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
but those faults were still
CRIMES - BeFore those corrections
and hidden motives

and motive intent
doesn't have to be proved - cuz
fraud is SO heinous
Haiku # 11202, June 9, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
the problem is the
illegitimacy of
fraudulent elects

your partison, "oink!"
that the report undermines
only what facts PROVE

why weren't the chads punched
out? conspiracy to
see ballots denied!
Haiku # 11201, June 9, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
after a few of
you go to jail for corrupt
dictatorship, please...

then the goopy GOP
can get back to buying votes
with tax break promise
Haiku # 11200, June 9, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
three engineers here
fantastic blonde exits truck
men admire truck
Haiku # 11199, June 9, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by ap this is true
Geeks of all flavors
May find virtue in crafted
lines of syllables.
Haiku # 11198, June 9, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Phaedrus
there's nothing up here
warming to the task on hand
I gave in to me
Haiku # 11197, June 9, 2001 9:41 am ET
by mellie
June 8th yielded so
Few haiku so I wonder
What's up in the land
Haiku # 11196, June 9, 2001 2:33 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Haiku # 11195, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11194, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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