Ah, New York new York
Find me a job and I'm yours
LA smells bad too
by teva of LA
New York is smelly
but teva should move to it
because we miss her
by octavia of nyc
monkey on my roof
you like the tatse of vinyl
oh, great adventure
by Teva of LA
okay, so i'm late
i guess i'll go round again
reincarnation
by ash
yeah two rights make it wrong!
by mellie
yeah right right on mate
almost had me stumped digger
it was quite 'armless
by mellie
I lose my left arm
Obvious conclusion is
Right arm would be left
by digger
McVeigh has NO RIGHT
To enjoy LIFE! So many
DEAD by his small hands.
by LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC DEATH PENALTY SUPPORTER
justice not revenge
killed with a euphemism
makes you just as dead
by ash
philadelphia
zoo tortise erotica
horny beasts with shells
by ap
arthritic knees, back
alcohol analgesic
heroin would do
by ap
MOVE TO PHILLY. IT'S
FUN. REMEMBER WHEN A MON-
KEY ATE YOUR CAR ROOF?
by Michael Longo of The Sound of Philadelphia
sauerkraut and pork
mashed potatoes and lager
wife screams for mercy
by ap
Kennedys can watch
All they want. Don't matter--they're
All dead anyway...
by Michael Longo of Phillydelphia
Misguided Longo
The Kennedy's are watching
They'll break your hip too
by Teva of LA
alledged a grievance
to the repugnant four witches'
tanned, "au natural" undergrads.
by McVeigh
Teva I love your
Broken hips and ugly lips
Because "I'm Rose Too!"
by Michael Longo of Philly
Mike Longo you freak
Why must you bother me so
You who smells my rose
by Teva of LA
phew I really must
blurt it out for lentil soup
brontophobia
by mellie
Dead Now. a life for
oklahoma's for waco...
children are children.
by McVeigh
Dead Now. the truth can
come out and it won't save me
or "John 'fucking' Doe".
by McVeigh
Macho on the march
too much alone, driven by
hormones and beer
by Moxie
Haiku is stuck, now
it is hiding from morning
still wrapped in blankets
by Betty LeBomb
noted soprano
tone's off key baton down hatch
reaching fever pitch
by mellie
just say no to drugs
give that man an injection
irony kills me
by ash
sick killing sicko
sedately close circuit down
it's a big cop-out
by mellie
between you and me
i like it best with nothing
between you and me
by ash
i had a great time
sent my liver to rehab
and my brain to bed
by ash
tickles you digger!
he tickles everything
he's stimulating
he is my master
my teacher my haiku mate
he gets me going
ash has devotees
he is a man in his prime
he's my kind of bloke
by mellie
Almost miss the plane
Avidly reading haiku
Ash tickles my brain
by digger
In my morning wake
the smell of you greets me in
my morning shower
by Betty LeBomb
thirty minutes in
I was born for this honey
come on baby cum
by mellie
but five years from now
by ap
no pussy for me
for at least five or six days
then she will give in
by ap
pissed off wife carps on
got drunk with mates in the pub
pay day will fix all
by ap
mellie drives me nuts
over twelve thousand miles
hormones drip freely
by ap
now what's this I hear
about mixing sex, politics
and religion...hmm
by Moxie
Sundays and Haiku
are always so much nicer
when sex is involved
by Betty LeBomb of ( thanks )
This color I dreamed
is between purple and green
is named laverine
by Betty LeBomb
me innocently
go on to bad haiku page
end up with long board
by bruce
I see in my dreams
colors that haven't been seen
beyond blue and green
by Betty LeBomb
I can't change the world
nor, will I ever change you
I only change me
by Betty LeBomb
Last chance to dance trance
plays low behind me, peering
over my shoulder
by Betty LeBomb
Sunken in flowers
green grass and a sky so blue
I lay here with you
by Betty LeBomb
Thirty minutes in
my face is starting to numb
no, honey... don't come
by Betty LeBomb
closely shaved pussy
sensationally sexy
silky slippery sleek
by mellie
weilding the razor
takes a steady hand and yet
I can wet myself
sweetie take care now
you know what this does to me
how can I lie still?
by mellie
essence of flavor
is best savored when pussy
is wet, closely shaved.
by ap
let's have a look now
appearance is second to
excellent flavor
by ap
