Teva, L.A. sucks--
Walk down the street, turn around
And O.J. kills you.
by Michael Longo of Philly
With cone on your head
And brownie under your nails
You wage a strong fight
by Teva of LA
I shall move somewhere
To the town without pity?
oops-that's where I am
by Teva of LA
Teva run from Oc-
Tavia. I hear she's mean
And she kills people.
by Michael Longo
If I had a dime
For all the times with cone on
My head, I'd be rich.
by Michael Longo
Perhaps she can meet
us in the middle, in the
city of broken dreams, no?
by octavia of nyc
you met me before,
December, i think it was,
with cone on your head.
by octavia of nyc
Stinky Teva, come
To City of Brotherly
Love; No-no New Yuck.
by Michael Longo of Philly
Octavia who
Are you? Stay away from my
Teva. She smells bad.
by Michael Longo of Philly
Pat Benatar sings
As do the drunken buffoons
Hell IS for children
by Teva of LA
Colander Head oh
Colander Head big fun
angry city of NB
by octavia of nyc
Around the corner
Penguins with zipped lips await
Don't be impatient
by octavia of nyc
Ah, New York new York
Find me a job and I'm yours
LA smells bad too
by teva of LA
New York is smelly
but teva should move to it
because we miss her
by octavia of nyc
monkey on my roof
you like the tatse of vinyl
oh, great adventure
by Teva of LA
okay, so i'm late
i guess i'll go round again
reincarnation
by ash
yeah two rights make it wrong!
by mellie
yeah right right on mate
almost had me stumped digger
it was quite 'armless
by mellie
I lose my left arm
Obvious conclusion is
Right arm would be left
by digger
McVeigh has NO RIGHT
To enjoy LIFE! So many
DEAD by his small hands.
by LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC DEATH PENALTY SUPPORTER
justice not revenge
killed with a euphemism
makes you just as dead
by ash
philadelphia
zoo tortise erotica
horny beasts with shells
by ap
arthritic knees, back
alcohol analgesic
heroin would do
by ap
MOVE TO PHILLY. IT'S
FUN. REMEMBER WHEN A MON-
KEY ATE YOUR CAR ROOF?
by Michael Longo of The Sound of Philadelphia
sauerkraut and pork
mashed potatoes and lager
wife screams for mercy
by ap
Kennedys can watch
All they want. Don't matter--they're
All dead anyway...
by Michael Longo of Phillydelphia
Misguided Longo
The Kennedy's are watching
They'll break your hip too
by Teva of LA
alledged a grievance
to the repugnant four witches'
tanned, "au natural" undergrads.
by McVeigh
Teva I love your
Broken hips and ugly lips
Because "I'm Rose Too!"
by Michael Longo of Philly
Mike Longo you freak
Why must you bother me so
You who smells my rose
by Teva of LA
phew I really must
blurt it out for lentil soup
brontophobia
by mellie
Dead Now. a life for
oklahoma's for waco...
children are children.
by McVeigh
Dead Now. the truth can
come out and it won't save me
or "John 'fucking' Doe".
by McVeigh
Macho on the march
too much alone, driven by
hormones and beer
by Moxie
Haiku is stuck, now
it is hiding from morning
still wrapped in blankets
by Betty LeBomb
noted soprano
tone's off key baton down hatch
reaching fever pitch
by mellie
just say no to drugs
give that man an injection
irony kills me
by ash
sick killing sicko
sedately close circuit down
it's a big cop-out
by mellie
between you and me
i like it best with nothing
between you and me
by ash
i had a great time
sent my liver to rehab
and my brain to bed
by ash
tickles you digger!
he tickles everything
he's stimulating
he is my master
my teacher my haiku mate
he gets me going
ash has devotees
he is a man in his prime
he's my kind of bloke
by mellie
Almost miss the plane
Avidly reading haiku
Ash tickles my brain
by digger
In my morning wake
the smell of you greets me in
my morning shower
by Betty LeBomb
thirty minutes in
I was born for this honey
come on baby cum
by mellie
but five years from now
by ap
no pussy for me
for at least five or six days
then she will give in
by ap
pissed off wife carps on
got drunk with mates in the pub
pay day will fix all
by ap
mellie drives me nuts
over twelve thousand miles
hormones drip freely
by ap
