I was too hasty
that was a dog of a line
almost went too far

who came from behind?
head was down I went arse up
so slip into me

circumlocutely
the rain in spain falls mainly
due to gravity

I'm so organised
always ready never late
I can always come

it drives me insane
really I am tickled pink
at the thought of it

I'll come from behind
drag myself up from my knees
I go with the rolls

snuggled in my bed
sleepy hand slides down to where
sleek sweet pussy purrs

mellie, please write me
a dirty haiku dripping
with your sweet juices

makes me wild, happy
honestly it does mellie
vital people, yeah!

come to think of it
i post too fuckin much too
but i'm an artist

boo, you post too much
miss everything and mcveigh
no art is involved

you need to get laid
you know, have a little fun?
mommy wipes my ass.

O K here it is
political agenda
get laid now a lot

dead on. with no one
listening, no one willing
to do their big bang.

dead end. big, brave bush
has gone out on a-ledged of
leadership. Jump! Jump!

dead to rights ~ major
league hassle - big time: th'on in
the hyst'ricly books.

dead letter: e-mail
your congresspig and that ass-
hole, vice-pig.a.dent.

Haikus? Haikus? We
don't need no stinking haikus!
Aiii eeeee! Ya! Ya! Ya!

cool ice cube blow job
melt water streams on her tits
just a kiss away

pics in my pock prove
"NO FADE!" my pockets empty?
I knew that... no lie...

corona in the
cooler sings like a siren
this could get ugly

the secret here is
to play hard and drink harder
reserve for fucking

adrenaline as
a hormone calls to its
brothers to come play

backwinded jib sail
pulls us through the weather's eye
crank the main down hard

centerboard humming
she got a bone in her teeth
spray stings our faces

What the heck is a Mudjimba?
Something like Jenga?
Or more like Risk, all life...

hang on laddies...
the ride isn't over
till the martini sings

Plug your nose.
If you desire to cause hurt.
Go play a video game

Art is subjective.
It is how you feel as well
as who you are with.

if you are with those
who hate you, you sputter hate and derision.
Flowers, well... What's that smell?
Come on you damn clovers

news to all required
Shadow of the psychic vampire.

It's the belief that
stubborn-ness prevails when
the opinion here is
fixed...and neutered...

In the world wide web
of so many tied emotions...how
can you be kind here?

I'd like to see that...that would cause
me to drop dead from the shock of
seeing people actually be civil to one another!

Go to hell in a bucket,
enjoy the ride and
have a few drugs on me

ah, when I am
used as the anger factor, you
are managing, what happens in
your lives to feel this way?
I still live at home and pay too much
attention to people on line and what
they think I really am.

press success in yurp.
hell goes well with adubya
n hitler, both bound.

BTW, Mellie is still an angel...
And I like Ash but I don't know why...

actually I'm getting carried away here.
I'm going to take over the world with
my bad smelling shirt from Denny's here
whining everyone to death and celebrating Father's
Day after having watched Star Wars last night.
RESPECT!

We will meet someday.
I won't know you, you won't know me.
You will pick a book up by me.

To say such hate and
put the moods and emotions
in one person is to say
you have no confidence in yourselves.

Your poetry shouldn't talk
like that. It's Satanic.
Like I was

happy cum doner,
male baby-sitter's day, still
no diapers in NFL colors.

who am I to trash
the twat; I just want to stand
up and be cunted.

I know twat is not
a crook, he's the front of it,
the latch-key lackey.

he's not smart enough
to connive OR REPENT. his
elucation's wrong.

smart move, put the bombs
you want to shoot at them right
in Russia, save gas.

one Rusky wants to
get back alaska, other
wants to sell the rest.

ate my girl's panties
pre-laundry, tastes just Like ME?
oya, I'd worn them last.

figured out you're all
the same, person! not "person"
just ALL the SAME, ew...

watching my tv
i noted agent mulder
intuh aliens

inter alia
so too was roy orbison
broke his heart I think

office painted red
don't need to go to town now
I've been there before

amongst other things
i drop a few foreign words
inter alia

the stench of moxie
permeates the haiku site
lingers like a fart

he lives in a world
where he is ashamed, shunned
and despised. must suck.

better to ignore
the prick has no pride or balls.
how can WE hurt him?

there is shame in this
purposeful stupidity
whining motherfucker

when moxie posts here
i hate to follow the ass
hole churl he sucks