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Haiku # 11497, June 20, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
illumination
there can be a benefit
going down in flames
Haiku # 11496, June 20, 2001 8:08 am ET
by ash
1 1 4 8 6
the ole' 11487
blame them on ole' boo
Haiku # 11495, June 19, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ap
'ja ever labor?
that's how you get these big arms
'n scars all over

'cept now is different
different because i did it
way different from you
Haiku # 11494, June 19, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by ap - for those who assume
you ever been in
a coal mine? deep or drift mine?
even a strip mine?
Haiku # 11493, June 19, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
who would i vote for
mmm eugene v debbs joe hill
remember pullman?
Haiku # 11492, June 19, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by ap
maybe mellie ran
through my mind leaving a trail
of unspent hormones
Haiku # 11491, June 19, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by ap
all evening swimming
boo was all i could think of
nah only kiddin
Haiku # 11490, June 19, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ap
shit boo, you asshole
i'd vote for you before dub
bush which says a lot
Haiku # 11489, June 19, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by ap
holy crap mcveigh
fuckin die already jerk
mommy wiped your ass
Haiku # 11488, June 19, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by sister flo
berk for me baby
you're the ugliest berk I
ever ass-wiped, berk.
Haiku # 11487, June 19, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by ap
berk, I was called a berk!
as I laid a major league
sphincter kiss on bush.
Haiku # 11486, June 19, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by ap
I got you shits so
gooood, you parrot me without
even thinking, HA!
Haiku # 11485, June 19, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by boo of to you pukes
deadzone, a countdown
from mine, bush philosophy?:
"that's entertainment!"

the execution
engine: there's no good engine
like a dead engine.
Haiku # 11484, June 19, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by McVeigh
deadwood, one thousand
reporters at mine, Garza
gets seventy-five

three hundred protest
down to fifty" no suspense
of secrets released
Haiku # 11483, June 19, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by McVeigh
bigger the cushion,
they say Frank Zappa said this
better the pushin
Haiku # 11482, June 19, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thunderclap newman
call out the instigators
something in the air
Haiku # 11481, June 19, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by ap
Rotten, rolling, DEAD!
Slipping, sliding, STOPPING...DEAD!
Creeping, crawling, DEAD!
Haiku # 11480, June 19, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Dr. Claw of 2001 A.D.
A space in here,
Too much cost, lost.
Memories tossed.
Haiku # 11479, June 19, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Dr. Claw of ...
sacred devotion
sweet jesus mother of god
be my succour now
Haiku # 11478, June 19, 2001 2:17 am ET
by mellie
deader than a corpse
that surely is a stinker
I thought I was off
Haiku # 11477, June 19, 2001 2:08 am ET
by mellie
in boo's puss filled fuckhole
there's a picture of dubya--and corn
colon tattoo that professes boo's love!!!!
Haiku # 11476, June 19, 2001 12:30 am ET
by azzzZzz
pleez-not on your neez
let me greez up your titteez
you taste some of theez
Haiku # 11475, June 19, 2001 12:23 am ET
by asp
just one more dead corpse
to hide in my basement floor
good to see you dead
Haiku # 11474, June 19, 2001 12:20 am ET
by asp
raining cats and dogs
something smells fishy dear
might go for a bird
Haiku # 11473, June 18, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by mellie
on my knees head bowed
jesus mary and joseph
who the fuck is joe?
Haiku # 11472, June 18, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by mellie
she keeps on farting,
and farting, when I fuck her,
i ask her to stop.........

but she keeps farting,
japanese haiku about
farting Iron Woman

http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/onarafetish3english.htm
Haiku # 11471, June 18, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i've been called a "berk"
can you imagine a "berk"
wounded mortally
Haiku # 11470, June 18, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ap
mox boo mcveigh miss
everything mcnuggets boo
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 11469, June 18, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by boo
i'm still really dead
this upsets boo real bad
mommy wipes boo's ass
Haiku # 11468, June 18, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by mcveigh
tonight i shit corn
mmm eat the corn num num
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 11467, June 18, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by boo
mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
Haiku # 11466, June 18, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by boo
mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
Haiku # 11465, June 18, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by boo
Mel, there is no use
When someone has made their mind
up, and on line...
what does it matter?
Haiku # 11464, June 18, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by Mox
it sez:

down with government!
go somewhere else to kiss the
ass of dubya and dick, prick!
Haiku # 11463, June 18, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by boo
no art ap! haiku
is all supposed to have dub
entendre, theirs dubya!

so write what you spill
but shut the fuck up on those
that fulfill the perp.
Haiku # 11462, June 18, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by boo
just cuz you think you're
sooo bad! don't put your self-id
on what's said - just DIG!

there's stronger message
here, cauze this place AIN'T YOUR HOLE.
bad gets by cuza you, poofs.
Haiku # 11461, June 18, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by and mel, craphead!
and better than your "Me-Sex" is her:

what's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dogs; all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
Haiku # 11460, June 18, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by boo
ap, you sick shit, don't
tell anyone what to do;
you know nothing, berk!

Miss E's nude plunge by
her and Raul a while back,
better that your ass-wipe.
Haiku # 11459, June 18, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by boo
reach down and tickle
me she hisses breathlessly
now i know i'm on
Haiku # 11458, June 18, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by ap
she wiggles and moans
calls to jesus and mary
catholic girls are fun
Haiku # 11457, June 18, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ap
bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up
Haiku # 11456, June 18, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by ap
bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up
Haiku # 11455, June 18, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by ap
carbon-based poet
lousy organic life form
please let me crush him
Haiku # 11454, June 18, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11453, June 18, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
weird -- so so so weird
it's weirder than anything
it's weirder than weird
Haiku # 11452, June 18, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by weird dude of weirdsville, USA
dude, what is this now?
whoa, a place for bad haikus
totally righteous!
Haiku # 11451, June 18, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The behemoth speaks
About her earth moving, but,
Haiku # 11450, June 18, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she want's me to stop
and I have this addiction
so keep doing it
Haiku # 11449, June 18, 2001 11:56 am ET
by mellie
mudjimba's weeping
never you mind about her
women's business
Haiku # 11448, June 18, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
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