you ever been in
a coal mine? deep or drift mine?
even a strip mine?
by ap
who would i vote for
mmm eugene v debbs joe hill
remember pullman?
by ap
maybe mellie ran
through my mind leaving a trail
of unspent hormones
by ap
all evening swimming
boo was all i could think of
nah only kiddin
by ap
shit boo, you asshole
i'd vote for you before dub
bush which says a lot
by ap
holy crap mcveigh
fuckin die already jerk
mommy wiped your ass
by sister flo
berk for me baby
you're the ugliest berk I
ever ass-wiped, berk.
by ap
berk, I was called a berk!
as I laid a major league
sphincter kiss on bush.
by ap
I got you shits so
gooood, you parrot me without
even thinking, HA!
by boo of to you pukes
deadzone, a countdown
from mine, bush philosophy?:
"that's entertainment!"
the execution
engine: there's no good engine
like a dead engine.
by McVeigh
deadwood, one thousand
reporters at mine, Garza
gets seventy-five
three hundred protest
down to fifty" no suspense
of secrets released
by McVeigh
bigger the cushion,
they say Frank Zappa said this
better the pushin
by Anonymous Poet
thunderclap newman
call out the instigators
something in the air
by ap
Rotten, rolling, DEAD!
Slipping, sliding, STOPPING...DEAD!
Creeping, crawling, DEAD!
by Dr. Claw of 2001 A.D.
A space in here,
Too much cost, lost.
Memories tossed.
by Dr. Claw of ...
sacred devotion
sweet jesus mother of god
be my succour now
by mellie
deader than a corpse
that surely is a stinker
I thought I was off
by mellie
in boo's puss filled fuckhole
there's a picture of dubya--and corn
colon tattoo that professes boo's love!!!!
by azzzZzz
pleez-not on your neez
let me greez up your titteez
you taste some of theez
by asp
just one more dead corpse
to hide in my basement floor
good to see you dead
by asp
raining cats and dogs
something smells fishy dear
might go for a bird
by mellie
on my knees head bowed
jesus mary and joseph
who the fuck is joe?
by mellie
she keeps on farting,
and farting, when I fuck her,
i ask her to stop.........
but she keeps farting,
japanese haiku about
farting Iron Woman
http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/onarafetish3english.htm
by Anonymous Poet
i've been called a "berk"
can you imagine a "berk"
wounded mortally
by ap
mox boo mcveigh miss
everything mcnuggets boo
mommy wipes my ass
by boo
i'm still really dead
this upsets boo real bad
mommy wipes boo's ass
by mcveigh
tonight i shit corn
mmm eat the corn num num
mommy wipes my ass
by boo
mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
by boo
mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
by boo
Mel, there is no use
When someone has made their mind
up, and on line...
what does it matter?
by Mox
it sez:
down with government!
go somewhere else to kiss the
ass of dubya and dick, prick!
by boo
no art ap! haiku
is all supposed to have dub
entendre, theirs dubya!
so write what you spill
but shut the fuck up on those
that fulfill the perp.
by boo
just cuz you think you're
sooo bad! don't put your self-id
on what's said - just DIG!
there's stronger message
here, cauze this place AIN'T YOUR HOLE.
bad gets by cuza you, poofs.
by and mel, craphead!
and better than your "Me-Sex" is her:
what's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dogs; all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
by boo
ap, you sick shit, don't
tell anyone what to do;
you know nothing, berk!
Miss E's nude plunge by
her and Raul a while back,
better that your ass-wipe.
by boo
reach down and tickle
me she hisses breathlessly
now i know i'm on
by ap
she wiggles and moans
calls to jesus and mary
catholic girls are fun
by ap
bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up
by ap
bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up
by ap
carbon-based poet
lousy organic life form
please let me crush him
by Anonymous Poet
weird -- so so so weird
it's weirder than anything
it's weirder than weird
by weird dude of weirdsville, USA
dude, what is this now?
whoa, a place for bad haikus
totally righteous!
by Anonymous Poet
The behemoth speaks
About her earth moving, but,
by Anonymous Poet
she want's me to stop
and I have this addiction
so keep doing it
by mellie
mudjimba's weeping
never you mind about her
women's business
by mellie
The sex was good.. true.
but now politics you spew
goodbye sweet haiku!
by Betty LeBomb
He looks up at me
Like an old blind beatin dog
It is a sad day...
by Kackarott
jake: no underwear
fly open at interview
may god help us all.
by hegna
I was too hasty
that was a dog of a line
almost went too far
who came from behind?
head was down I went arse up
so slip into me
by mellie
