Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

juices are running
really humming along now
I thought I'd ben zapped
Haiku # 11520, June 25, 2001 9:52 am ET
by mellie
Strange occurrences
At the abode of the host
Caused severe outage
Haiku # 11519, June 25, 2001 9:47 am ET
by Janis
when you go away
it's like i'm no longer here
i should get a life
Haiku # 11518, June 25, 2001 7:58 am ET
by ash
get a grip on it
can you get your head around
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11517, June 21, 2001 8:19 am ET
by ash
waiting for the spliff
i could taste a thick white toke
planticipation
Haiku # 11516, June 21, 2001 7:02 am ET
by ash
Kissa ei ole
n
Haiku # 11515, June 21, 2001 5:45 am ET
by atlantis.neutech.fi/tarinamylly/ of Finland
Five buck birthday gift
seems fine when you realize
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11514, June 21, 2001 2:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All that now remains
is one long vericose vein
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11513, June 21, 2001 2:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bulging pantyhose
streched orthopedic holster
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11512, June 21, 2001 2:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Grandma has a cock...
something about Old Duke, Bowflex
and Drink Moxie
Blessed be
Haiku # 11511, June 20, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by Moxie
nihilisim and
anarchy might be confused
GRANDMA HAS A COCK!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 11510, June 20, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by ap
mental images
of bad haiku authors cause
pause to reflect

Haiku # 11509, June 20, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ap
some good bad haiku
covered old granny but good
a condom couldn't
Haiku # 11508, June 20, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by ap
summer cottoon dress
bra straps no stockings women
i breathe deep and dream
Haiku # 11507, June 20, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 11506, June 20, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tented floral dress
quickly reminds us all that
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11505, June 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
since you loved it, boo:

What's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dog, all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
---c 2001 by me, the author.
Haiku # 11504, June 20, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Miss Everything
And to top off the
internet stink, issues come
across, being the net
say what you will...
Haiku # 11503, June 20, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by Moxie
The jeans worn out become
tomorrows collectors routine
in Japan, big yen
Pizzicato 5
Haiku # 11502, June 20, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Moxie
I just ignore
your haikus and post
mine except when I like yours

I'll whipe my own ass thank you very much...
Haiku # 11501, June 20, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Mox
scepticism yep
bound to raise it's ugly head
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11500, June 20, 2001 11:41 am ET
by mellie
such nihilism
it's pretty hard to believe
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11499, June 20, 2001 10:15 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11498, June 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11497, June 20, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
illumination
there can be a benefit
going down in flames
Haiku # 11496, June 20, 2001 8:08 am ET
by ash
1 1 4 8 6
the ole' 11487
blame them on ole' boo
Haiku # 11495, June 19, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ap
'ja ever labor?
that's how you get these big arms
'n scars all over

'cept now is different
different because i did it
way different from you
Haiku # 11494, June 19, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by ap - for those who assume
you ever been in
a coal mine? deep or drift mine?
even a strip mine?
Haiku # 11493, June 19, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
who would i vote for
mmm eugene v debbs joe hill
remember pullman?
Haiku # 11492, June 19, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by ap
maybe mellie ran
through my mind leaving a trail
of unspent hormones
Haiku # 11491, June 19, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by ap
all evening swimming
boo was all i could think of
nah only kiddin
Haiku # 11490, June 19, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ap
shit boo, you asshole
i'd vote for you before dub
bush which says a lot
Haiku # 11489, June 19, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by ap
holy crap mcveigh
fuckin die already jerk
mommy wiped your ass
Haiku # 11488, June 19, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by sister flo
berk for me baby
you're the ugliest berk I
ever ass-wiped, berk.
Haiku # 11487, June 19, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by ap
berk, I was called a berk!
as I laid a major league
sphincter kiss on bush.
Haiku # 11486, June 19, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by ap
I got you shits so
gooood, you parrot me without
even thinking, HA!
Haiku # 11485, June 19, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by boo of to you pukes
deadzone, a countdown
from mine, bush philosophy?:
"that's entertainment!"

the execution
engine: there's no good engine
like a dead engine.
Haiku # 11484, June 19, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by McVeigh
deadwood, one thousand
reporters at mine, Garza
gets seventy-five

three hundred protest
down to fifty" no suspense
of secrets released
Haiku # 11483, June 19, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by McVeigh
bigger the cushion,
they say Frank Zappa said this
better the pushin
Haiku # 11482, June 19, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thunderclap newman
call out the instigators
something in the air
Haiku # 11481, June 19, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by ap
Rotten, rolling, DEAD!
Slipping, sliding, STOPPING...DEAD!
Creeping, crawling, DEAD!
Haiku # 11480, June 19, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Dr. Claw of 2001 A.D.
A space in here,
Too much cost, lost.
Memories tossed.
Haiku # 11479, June 19, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Dr. Claw of ...
sacred devotion
sweet jesus mother of god
be my succour now
Haiku # 11478, June 19, 2001 2:17 am ET
by mellie
deader than a corpse
that surely is a stinker
I thought I was off
Haiku # 11477, June 19, 2001 2:08 am ET
by mellie
in boo's puss filled fuckhole
there's a picture of dubya--and corn
colon tattoo that professes boo's love!!!!
Haiku # 11476, June 19, 2001 12:30 am ET
by azzzZzz
pleez-not on your neez
let me greez up your titteez
you taste some of theez
Haiku # 11475, June 19, 2001 12:23 am ET
by asp
just one more dead corpse
to hide in my basement floor
good to see you dead
Haiku # 11474, June 19, 2001 12:20 am ET
by asp
raining cats and dogs
something smells fishy dear
might go for a bird
Haiku # 11473, June 18, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by mellie
on my knees head bowed
jesus mary and joseph
who the fuck is joe?
Haiku # 11472, June 18, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by mellie
she keeps on farting,
and farting, when I fuck her,
i ask her to stop.........

but she keeps farting,
japanese haiku about
farting Iron Woman

http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/onarafetish3english.htm
Haiku # 11471, June 18, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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