Madness is sometimes
God's gift to those who stand up different
to the collective madness of a generation.

eccentricity
officially diagnosed
psycological

's mm oooo t'
be so soft and slippery
thanks but no fangs, ouch!

ap's so sexy
bit off more than he could chew
so easy to do

Shave your pubic hair
Smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth
No more teeth-pickin'

David Letterman
With Senator John McCain
This is comedy?

Jenna Bush's
Federally Protected Wetlands
Now Open For Public Drilling

stupid lazy no-car having whores
expect me to be fucking pot taxi
because they waited until running dry
and now were outa chronic

fuck fuck fuck i don't want to drive

track down haikuist
threat to Our american
duplicity, dube.

I'm depressed: covert
killings of anyone I had
ever known, That's WHAT!

Gay pride in SF;
Pig pride - bohemian grove...
both: men in tutus.

MacVay, MacVay? Stop!
now's the time to say good-bye
t'all the company...(ciao)

M - I - C - see ya
real soon, V - E - Y - why? WHY!
man! oh, you... ass, EEE-!

dead not act alone.
who else to satiate your
hate? bard in the bush?

"your government will
ne'er let you forget that we
trackdown terrorists...

"your government won't
ever let you know that we
encourage them for't."

dead cold: kelvin 3...
no braner... soliton guy...
his own, universe...

Father's Day: dubya
calls it, "guy who put me in
the white Outhouse day"

that is disappointing
i was looking forward
now i'm not

my niece's birthday
is tonight, so i'm going
out to celebrate

Ok, so there's old duke
bowflex, gram has a cock and
my friend Jim has a
tumor and feels sick.
And you guys here are quite close
to the truth often
about me

Well, I wondered if
I'd been blocked out of here and
it was all just ego

frequently testing
was I coming or going
big sigh of relief

juices are running
really humming along now
I thought I'd ben zapped

Strange occurrences
At the abode of the host
Caused severe outage

when you go away
it's like i'm no longer here
i should get a life

get a grip on it
can you get your head around
grandma has a cock

waiting for the spliff
i could taste a thick white toke
planticipation

Kissa ei ole
n

Five buck birthday gift
seems fine when you realize
grandma has a cock

All that now remains
is one long vericose vein
grandma has a cock

Bulging pantyhose
streched orthopedic holster
grandma has a cock

Grandma has a cock...
something about Old Duke, Bowflex
and Drink Moxie
Blessed be

nihilisim and
anarchy might be confused
GRANDMA HAS A COCK!!!!!!!!!

mental images
of bad haiku authors cause
pause to reflect

some good bad haiku
covered old granny but good
a condom couldn't

summer cottoon dress
bra straps no stockings women
i breathe deep and dream

Tented floral dress
quickly reminds us all that
grandma has a cock

since you loved it, boo:

What's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dog, all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
---c 2001 by me, the author.

And to top off the
internet stink, issues come
across, being the net
say what you will...

The jeans worn out become
tomorrows collectors routine
in Japan, big yen
Pizzicato 5

I just ignore
your haikus and post
mine except when I like yours

I'll whipe my own ass thank you very much...

scepticism yep
bound to raise it's ugly head
grandma has a cock

such nihilism
it's pretty hard to believe
grandma has a cock

illumination
there can be a benefit
going down in flames

1 1 4 8 6
the ole' 11487
blame them on ole' boo

'ja ever labor?
that's how you get these big arms
'n scars all over

'cept now is different
different because i did it
way different from you

you ever been in
a coal mine? deep or drift mine?
even a strip mine?

who would i vote for
mmm eugene v debbs joe hill
remember pullman?

maybe mellie ran
through my mind leaving a trail
of unspent hormones