Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Madness is sometimes
God's gift to those who stand up different
to the collective madness of a generation.
Haiku # 11540, June 26, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
eccentricity
officially diagnosed
psycological
Haiku # 11539, June 26, 2001 4:59 am ET
by mellie
's mm oooo t'
be so soft and slippery
thanks but no fangs, ouch!
Haiku # 11538, June 26, 2001 4:56 am ET
by mellie
ap's so sexy
bit off more than he could chew
so easy to do
Haiku # 11537, June 26, 2001 4:53 am ET
by mellie
Shave your pubic hair
Smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth
No more teeth-pickin'
Haiku # 11536, June 26, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
David Letterman
With Senator John McCain
This is comedy?
Haiku # 11535, June 26, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Crash Davis
Jenna Bush's
Federally Protected Wetlands
Now Open For Public Drilling
Haiku # 11534, June 26, 2001 12:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.onion.com
stupid lazy no-car having whores
expect me to be fucking pot taxi
because they waited until running dry
and now were outa chronic

fuck fuck fuck i don't want to drive
Haiku # 11533, June 26, 2001 12:28 am ET
by argh
track down haikuist
threat to Our american
duplicity, dube.

I'm depressed: covert
killings of anyone I had
ever known, That's WHAT!
Haiku # 11532, June 25, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
Gay pride in SF;
Pig pride - bohemian grove...
both: men in tutus.
Haiku # 11531, June 25, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by unconceding
MacVay, MacVay? Stop!
now's the time to say good-bye
t'all the company...(ciao)

M - I - C - see ya
real soon, V - E - Y - why? WHY!
man! oh, you... ass, EEE-!
Haiku # 11530, June 25, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by sargeant insurgent
dead not act alone.
who else to satiate your
hate? bard in the bush?
Haiku # 11529, June 25, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by McVeigh
"your government will
ne'er let you forget that we
trackdown terrorists...

"your government won't
ever let you know that we
encourage them for't."
Haiku # 11528, June 25, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by dupya
dead cold: kelvin 3...
no braner... soliton guy...
his own, universe...
Haiku # 11527, June 25, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by McVeigh
Father's Day: dubya
calls it, "guy who put me in
the white Outhouse day"
Haiku # 11526, June 25, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by jayleno
that is disappointing
i was looking forward
now i'm not
Haiku # 11525, June 25, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my niece's birthday
is tonight, so i'm going
out to celebrate
Haiku # 11524, June 25, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by sorry
Ok, so there's old duke
bowflex, gram has a cock and
my friend Jim has a
tumor and feels sick.
And you guys here are quite close
to the truth often
about me
Haiku # 11523, June 25, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, I wondered if
I'd been blocked out of here and
it was all just ego
Haiku # 11522, June 25, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Moxie
frequently testing
was I coming or going
big sigh of relief
Haiku # 11521, June 25, 2001 10:00 am ET
by mellie
juices are running
really humming along now
I thought I'd ben zapped
Haiku # 11520, June 25, 2001 9:52 am ET
by mellie
Strange occurrences
At the abode of the host
Caused severe outage
Haiku # 11519, June 25, 2001 9:47 am ET
by Janis
when you go away
it's like i'm no longer here
i should get a life
Haiku # 11518, June 25, 2001 7:58 am ET
by ash
get a grip on it
can you get your head around
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11517, June 21, 2001 8:19 am ET
by ash
waiting for the spliff
i could taste a thick white toke
planticipation
Haiku # 11516, June 21, 2001 7:02 am ET
by ash
Kissa ei ole
n
Haiku # 11515, June 21, 2001 5:45 am ET
by atlantis.neutech.fi/tarinamylly/ of Finland
Five buck birthday gift
seems fine when you realize
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11514, June 21, 2001 2:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All that now remains
is one long vericose vein
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11513, June 21, 2001 2:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bulging pantyhose
streched orthopedic holster
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11512, June 21, 2001 2:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Grandma has a cock...
something about Old Duke, Bowflex
and Drink Moxie
Blessed be
Haiku # 11511, June 20, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by Moxie
nihilisim and
anarchy might be confused
GRANDMA HAS A COCK!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 11510, June 20, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by ap
mental images
of bad haiku authors cause
pause to reflect

Haiku # 11509, June 20, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ap
some good bad haiku
covered old granny but good
a condom couldn't
Haiku # 11508, June 20, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by ap
summer cottoon dress
bra straps no stockings women
i breathe deep and dream
Haiku # 11507, June 20, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 11506, June 20, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tented floral dress
quickly reminds us all that
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11505, June 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
since you loved it, boo:

What's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dog, all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
---c 2001 by me, the author.
Haiku # 11504, June 20, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Miss Everything
And to top off the
internet stink, issues come
across, being the net
say what you will...
Haiku # 11503, June 20, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by Moxie
The jeans worn out become
tomorrows collectors routine
in Japan, big yen
Pizzicato 5
Haiku # 11502, June 20, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Moxie
I just ignore
your haikus and post
mine except when I like yours

I'll whipe my own ass thank you very much...
Haiku # 11501, June 20, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Mox
scepticism yep
bound to raise it's ugly head
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11500, June 20, 2001 11:41 am ET
by mellie
such nihilism
it's pretty hard to believe
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11499, June 20, 2001 10:15 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11498, June 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11497, June 20, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
illumination
there can be a benefit
going down in flames
Haiku # 11496, June 20, 2001 8:08 am ET
by ash
1 1 4 8 6
the ole' 11487
blame them on ole' boo
Haiku # 11495, June 19, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ap
'ja ever labor?
that's how you get these big arms
'n scars all over

'cept now is different
different because i did it
way different from you
Haiku # 11494, June 19, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by ap - for those who assume
you ever been in
a coal mine? deep or drift mine?
even a strip mine?
Haiku # 11493, June 19, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
who would i vote for
mmm eugene v debbs joe hill
remember pullman?
Haiku # 11492, June 19, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by ap
maybe mellie ran
through my mind leaving a trail
of unspent hormones
Haiku # 11491, June 19, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by ap
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