Shave your pubic hair
Smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth
No more teeth-pickin'
by Anonymous Poet
David Letterman
With Senator John McCain
This is comedy?
by Crash Davis
Jenna Bush's
Federally Protected Wetlands
Now Open For Public Drilling
by Anonymous Poet of www.onion.com
stupid lazy no-car having whores
expect me to be fucking pot taxi
because they waited until running dry
and now were outa chronic
fuck fuck fuck i don't want to drive
by argh
track down haikuist
threat to Our american
duplicity, dube.
I'm depressed: covert
killings of anyone I had
ever known, That's WHAT!
by Sargeant Insurgent
Gay pride in SF;
Pig pride - bohemian grove...
both: men in tutus.
by unconceding
MacVay, MacVay? Stop!
now's the time to say good-bye
t'all the company...(ciao)
M - I - C - see ya
real soon, V - E - Y - why? WHY!
man! oh, you... ass, EEE-!
by sargeant insurgent
dead not act alone.
who else to satiate your
hate? bard in the bush?
by McVeigh
"your government will
ne'er let you forget that we
trackdown terrorists...
"your government won't
ever let you know that we
encourage them for't."
by dupya
dead cold: kelvin 3...
no braner... soliton guy...
his own, universe...
by McVeigh
Father's Day: dubya
calls it, "guy who put me in
the white Outhouse day"
by jayleno
that is disappointing
i was looking forward
now i'm not
by Anonymous Poet
my niece's birthday
is tonight, so i'm going
out to celebrate
by sorry
Ok, so there's old duke
bowflex, gram has a cock and
my friend Jim has a
tumor and feels sick.
And you guys here are quite close
to the truth often
about me
by Moxie
Well, I wondered if
I'd been blocked out of here and
it was all just ego
by Moxie
frequently testing
was I coming or going
big sigh of relief
by mellie
juices are running
really humming along now
I thought I'd ben zapped
by mellie
Strange occurrences
At the abode of the host
Caused severe outage
by Janis
when you go away
it's like i'm no longer here
i should get a life
by ash
get a grip on it
can you get your head around
grandma has a cock
by ash
waiting for the spliff
i could taste a thick white toke
planticipation
by ash
Kissa ei ole
n
by atlantis.neutech.fi/tarinamylly/ of Finland
Five buck birthday gift
seems fine when you realize
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
All that now remains
is one long vericose vein
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
Bulging pantyhose
streched orthopedic holster
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
Grandma has a cock...
something about Old Duke, Bowflex
and Drink Moxie
Blessed be
by Moxie
nihilisim and
anarchy might be confused
GRANDMA HAS A COCK!!!!!!!!!
by ap
mental images
of bad haiku authors cause
pause to reflect
by ap
some good bad haiku
covered old granny but good
a condom couldn't
by ap
summer cottoon dress
bra straps no stockings women
i breathe deep and dream
by ap
Tented floral dress
quickly reminds us all that
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
since you loved it, boo:
What's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dog, all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
---c 2001 by me, the author.
by Miss Everything
And to top off the
internet stink, issues come
across, being the net
say what you will...
by Moxie
The jeans worn out become
tomorrows collectors routine
in Japan, big yen
Pizzicato 5
by Moxie
I just ignore
your haikus and post
mine except when I like yours
I'll whipe my own ass thank you very much...
by Mox
scepticism yep
bound to raise it's ugly head
grandma has a cock
by mellie
such nihilism
it's pretty hard to believe
grandma has a cock
by ash
illumination
there can be a benefit
going down in flames
by ash
1 1 4 8 6
the ole' 11487
blame them on ole' boo
by ap
'ja ever labor?
that's how you get these big arms
'n scars all over
'cept now is different
different because i did it
way different from you
by ap - for those who assume
you ever been in
a coal mine? deep or drift mine?
even a strip mine?
by ap
who would i vote for
mmm eugene v debbs joe hill
remember pullman?
by ap
maybe mellie ran
through my mind leaving a trail
of unspent hormones
by ap
all evening swimming
boo was all i could think of
nah only kiddin
by ap
shit boo, you asshole
i'd vote for you before dub
bush which says a lot
by ap
holy crap mcveigh
fuckin die already jerk
mommy wiped your ass
by sister flo
berk for me baby
you're the ugliest berk I
ever ass-wiped, berk.
by ap
