Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Wow, Bruce, that is weird...
At work someone got papercut...
He's having trouble with his thumb...
Haiku # 11556, June 27, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Moxie
the workplace of weird
kristen came back this morning
her implants are huge
Haiku # 11555, June 27, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by bruce
Sometimes with all this
violence and passion, this might
be that bad sad truth.

Haiku # 11554, June 27, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Mox
Did you ever think
despite the fact of gangs and drive bys
that sort of stuff is odd?
and long for the good old days
of rancid suburbia
and white collar hypocrisy?
Haiku # 11553, June 27, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Moxie
eighteen ten stainless
acrid onion cloud hangs low
crackles like lightning

Haiku # 11552, June 27, 2001 7:07 am ET
by ash
mars is ascending
glorious heavens above
i sink back further
Haiku # 11551, June 27, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ash
(O)rganic (O)rgone

fifth therom (O)
pulsing fifth dimension (O)
crop circles (O)
Haiku # 11550, June 26, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
revelations on
mars - Edom, adam, redman...
before Genesis.
Haiku # 11549, June 26, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
busted for Big Cock!
"...under a gram...?"! - no way to
finish that, one, two...
Haiku # 11548, June 26, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by boo of to a few before
girl beaten and raped
her father thought so. she'd been
drunk at a party.

she was beaten by
the rapist's girlfriend, looked like
they were two-timing...
Haiku # 11547, June 26, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Miss Everything
something about
going to a prayer web
and thinking I am helping others
I'm sorry about being a jerk peeps...
575
Haiku # 11546, June 26, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by Moxie
revelations on
mars - Edom, Adam, redman-
no time to finish.
Haiku # 11545, June 26, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
I was born spaced out.
People ask me what kind of drugs I'm on
I reply none, case in point
Haiku # 11544, June 26, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Mox
dead or drown. five kids-
don't want to think about it?
you can sleep spaced-out.
Haiku # 11543, June 26, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by McVeigh
This thing about death
and the God of this World...
it is to allay worries of change...
As Cain Slew Abel
this Bible is a work of fiction mind you...
Haiku # 11542, June 26, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Do not pick up the...
You can reach my corpse hmm..
Assassin on hold.
Haiku # 11541, June 26, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Dr. Claw of ...
Madness is sometimes
God's gift to those who stand up different
to the collective madness of a generation.
Haiku # 11540, June 26, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
eccentricity
officially diagnosed
psycological
Haiku # 11539, June 26, 2001 4:59 am ET
by mellie
's mm oooo t'
be so soft and slippery
thanks but no fangs, ouch!
Haiku # 11538, June 26, 2001 4:56 am ET
by mellie
ap's so sexy
bit off more than he could chew
so easy to do
Haiku # 11537, June 26, 2001 4:53 am ET
by mellie
Shave your pubic hair
Smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth
No more teeth-pickin'
Haiku # 11536, June 26, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
David Letterman
With Senator John McCain
This is comedy?
Haiku # 11535, June 26, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Crash Davis
Jenna Bush's
Federally Protected Wetlands
Now Open For Public Drilling
Haiku # 11534, June 26, 2001 12:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.onion.com
stupid lazy no-car having whores
expect me to be fucking pot taxi
because they waited until running dry
and now were outa chronic

fuck fuck fuck i don't want to drive
Haiku # 11533, June 26, 2001 12:28 am ET
by argh
track down haikuist
threat to Our american
duplicity, dube.

I'm depressed: covert
killings of anyone I had
ever known, That's WHAT!
Haiku # 11532, June 25, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
Gay pride in SF;
Pig pride - bohemian grove...
both: men in tutus.
Haiku # 11531, June 25, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by unconceding
MacVay, MacVay? Stop!
now's the time to say good-bye
t'all the company...(ciao)

M - I - C - see ya
real soon, V - E - Y - why? WHY!
man! oh, you... ass, EEE-!
Haiku # 11530, June 25, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by sargeant insurgent
dead not act alone.
who else to satiate your
hate? bard in the bush?
Haiku # 11529, June 25, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by McVeigh
"your government will
ne'er let you forget that we
trackdown terrorists...

"your government won't
ever let you know that we
encourage them for't."
Haiku # 11528, June 25, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by dupya
dead cold: kelvin 3...
no braner... soliton guy...
his own, universe...
Haiku # 11527, June 25, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by McVeigh
Father's Day: dubya
calls it, "guy who put me in
the white Outhouse day"
Haiku # 11526, June 25, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by jayleno
that is disappointing
i was looking forward
now i'm not
Haiku # 11525, June 25, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my niece's birthday
is tonight, so i'm going
out to celebrate
Haiku # 11524, June 25, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by sorry
Ok, so there's old duke
bowflex, gram has a cock and
my friend Jim has a
tumor and feels sick.
And you guys here are quite close
to the truth often
about me
Haiku # 11523, June 25, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, I wondered if
I'd been blocked out of here and
it was all just ego
Haiku # 11522, June 25, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Moxie
frequently testing
was I coming or going
big sigh of relief
Haiku # 11521, June 25, 2001 10:00 am ET
by mellie
juices are running
really humming along now
I thought I'd ben zapped
Haiku # 11520, June 25, 2001 9:52 am ET
by mellie
Strange occurrences
At the abode of the host
Caused severe outage
Haiku # 11519, June 25, 2001 9:47 am ET
by Janis
when you go away
it's like i'm no longer here
i should get a life
Haiku # 11518, June 25, 2001 7:58 am ET
by ash
get a grip on it
can you get your head around
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11517, June 21, 2001 8:19 am ET
by ash
waiting for the spliff
i could taste a thick white toke
planticipation
Haiku # 11516, June 21, 2001 7:02 am ET
by ash
Kissa ei ole
n
Haiku # 11515, June 21, 2001 5:45 am ET
by atlantis.neutech.fi/tarinamylly/ of Finland
Five buck birthday gift
seems fine when you realize
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11514, June 21, 2001 2:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All that now remains
is one long vericose vein
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11513, June 21, 2001 2:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bulging pantyhose
streched orthopedic holster
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11512, June 21, 2001 2:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Grandma has a cock...
something about Old Duke, Bowflex
and Drink Moxie
Blessed be
Haiku # 11511, June 20, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by Moxie
nihilisim and
anarchy might be confused
GRANDMA HAS A COCK!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 11510, June 20, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by ap
mental images
of bad haiku authors cause
pause to reflect

Haiku # 11509, June 20, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ap
some good bad haiku
covered old granny but good
a condom couldn't
Haiku # 11508, June 20, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by ap
summer cottoon dress
bra straps no stockings women
i breathe deep and dream
Haiku # 11507, June 20, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by ap
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