Mox, Albanian
suberbs are strategically
importan, I read.

and weird work, two, is
crop circle researcher knows
oxide erections!

Wow, Bruce, that is weird...
At work someone got papercut...
He's having trouble with his thumb...

the workplace of weird
kristen came back this morning
her implants are huge

Sometimes with all this
violence and passion, this might
be that bad sad truth.

Did you ever think
despite the fact of gangs and drive bys
that sort of stuff is odd?
and long for the good old days
of rancid suburbia
and white collar hypocrisy?

eighteen ten stainless
acrid onion cloud hangs low
crackles like lightning

mars is ascending
glorious heavens above
i sink back further

(O)rganic (O)rgone

fifth therom (O)
pulsing fifth dimension (O)
crop circles (O)

revelations on
mars - Edom, adam, redman...
before Genesis.

busted for Big Cock!
"...under a gram...?"! - no way to
finish that, one, two...

girl beaten and raped
her father thought so. she'd been
drunk at a party.

she was beaten by
the rapist's girlfriend, looked like
they were two-timing...

something about
going to a prayer web
and thinking I am helping others
I'm sorry about being a jerk peeps...
575

revelations on
mars - Edom, Adam, redman-
no time to finish.

I was born spaced out.
People ask me what kind of drugs I'm on
I reply none, case in point

dead or drown. five kids-
don't want to think about it?
you can sleep spaced-out.

This thing about death
and the God of this World...
it is to allay worries of change...
As Cain Slew Abel
this Bible is a work of fiction mind you...

Do not pick up the...
You can reach my corpse hmm..
Assassin on hold.

Madness is sometimes
God's gift to those who stand up different
to the collective madness of a generation.

eccentricity
officially diagnosed
psycological

's mm oooo t'
be so soft and slippery
thanks but no fangs, ouch!

ap's so sexy
bit off more than he could chew
so easy to do

Shave your pubic hair
Smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth
No more teeth-pickin'

David Letterman
With Senator John McCain
This is comedy?

Jenna Bush's
Federally Protected Wetlands
Now Open For Public Drilling

stupid lazy no-car having whores
expect me to be fucking pot taxi
because they waited until running dry
and now were outa chronic

fuck fuck fuck i don't want to drive

track down haikuist
threat to Our american
duplicity, dube.

I'm depressed: covert
killings of anyone I had
ever known, That's WHAT!

Gay pride in SF;
Pig pride - bohemian grove...
both: men in tutus.

MacVay, MacVay? Stop!
now's the time to say good-bye
t'all the company...(ciao)

M - I - C - see ya
real soon, V - E - Y - why? WHY!
man! oh, you... ass, EEE-!

dead not act alone.
who else to satiate your
hate? bard in the bush?

"your government will
ne'er let you forget that we
trackdown terrorists...

"your government won't
ever let you know that we
encourage them for't."

dead cold: kelvin 3...
no braner... soliton guy...
his own, universe...

Father's Day: dubya
calls it, "guy who put me in
the white Outhouse day"

that is disappointing
i was looking forward
now i'm not

my niece's birthday
is tonight, so i'm going
out to celebrate

Ok, so there's old duke
bowflex, gram has a cock and
my friend Jim has a
tumor and feels sick.
And you guys here are quite close
to the truth often
about me

Well, I wondered if
I'd been blocked out of here and
it was all just ego

frequently testing
was I coming or going
big sigh of relief

juices are running
really humming along now
I thought I'd ben zapped

Strange occurrences
At the abode of the host
Caused severe outage

when you go away
it's like i'm no longer here
i should get a life

get a grip on it
can you get your head around
grandma has a cock

waiting for the spliff
i could taste a thick white toke
planticipation

Kissa ei ole
n

Five buck birthday gift
seems fine when you realize
grandma has a cock

All that now remains
is one long vericose vein
grandma has a cock

Bulging pantyhose
streched orthopedic holster
grandma has a cock

Grandma has a cock...
something about Old Duke, Bowflex
and Drink Moxie
Blessed be

nihilisim and
anarchy might be confused
GRANDMA HAS A COCK!!!!!!!!!

mental images
of bad haiku authors cause
pause to reflect