One day I did play
With oceans and crashing waves
I long for that day
by Betty LeBomb
I thought it was glue
How it stuck to me and you
This thick haiku stew
by Betty LeBomb
Remifeminist?
What a fucked up commercial
Ads are so boring
by Stavesacre of Little Rock
mellie, the juicer!
unafraid but unfilling
fuck farce be with you!
by boo
what did I come here
for tai chi or chi tea, duuhh!
do you remember?
by Confused such says
cradled in both hands
thumbs gently pulling back skin
aromatic bliss
it's bursting with juice
parting lips salivating
I slip it straight in
by mellie, dedicated to the mandarin
the earth spins in the
direction opposite the
motion of my feet
by impro
irritating itch
drives you nuts till you scratch it
and pick at the scabs
by mellie
starting again now
starting from scratch is so cool
you undo mistakes
by mellie
and staring from scratch
only way up is right way
carefully does it
by mellie
snag for feminists
could be the itchy pussy
I'd give it a scratch
by mellie
within delusion
to discard disillusion
start that infusion
by ash
an itchy scrotum
empathy notwithstanding
offends feminists
by ash
upstairs and downstairs
undercoat and overcoat
insane and outsane
by ash
notch up the next corpse
pumped with drugs and misery
the wrong chemicals
by ash
The day that you flew
by Betty LeBomb of Blueville (yes)
The day that you flew
Away the color you knew
leaving me here, blue
by Betty LeBomb
You like to fly too,
I knew when I spoke with you
with your hair so blue.
by Betty LeBomb
floating rising blue
rising and floating with you
why can't I fly too?
by Betty LeBomb
This girl that I knew
Had hair like oceans of blue,
But away she flew
by Betty LeBomb
ex wife's nephew dead
drugs suck all of you know that
close eyes take a breath
by bruce
Remains of the day
shelter craved by smaller head
humid and heaven
by Impro of Wickham Road
throat chakra's sacred
sacral chakra's mystical
the root's more earthy
by mellie
Just moved to Chi-town
From the City on the Bay
Freezing, Broiling. It sucks
by PT of Chi
mellie are ya in
n iron lung? growin roots?
hope they mist u....haw!!!
by Anonymous Poet
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO
HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO,
WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ............................
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO
HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO,
WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the orgasm!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO
HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO,
WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ricercar
imagine music
drawn in, vanishing as you
listen, leaving you
i__ __
_ _, ___ _ _
__, __ you
by unconceding
tiny euro-can
packs a caffeinated punch
watch my heart rate rise!
by editor dink of http://www.schoolofass.com
pour fire onto green
reddish, silken hairs light up
then bubble bubble
by editor dink of http://www.schoolofass.com
there's root chakra
and reproductive organs
prefer root chakra
by mellie
Superman's kneecap
was never as hard as this!
after sixteen years
this woman drives me.
who said love lasts forever
and lust just a while?
by ap - to correct bad editing
Superman's kneecap
was never as this!
after sixteen years
this woman drives me.
who said love lasts forever
and lust just a while?
by ap
upstairs there's snoring
coming from master bedroom
shakes the foundations
of a good night's sleep
if I go and snuggle in
what will happen then?
by mellie
sweet little Maggie
brindle boxer at my feet
she snores so softly
by mellie
after thirteen years
he's more dead now than alive.
i wonder if he knows.
by ap
big ass brown dog lies
farting, sleeping, at my feet.
loves me more than wife.
by ap
Booze in the blender
the taste and all the splendor
You're a haiku, too
by bender of Virginia Slums
Mine Yuengling Lager
Taunting head and naughty row
what beads on my brau?
titillating brew
amber body in green case
peptide strobe light stew
I'm in a coma
for the taste and aroma
were too much for me
by bender of Virginia Slums
I have have a playstation 2
I play with my playstation 2
I like my playstation 2
I broke my Playstation 2
I'm shedding tears over my playstation 2
The next Playstation 2 i see...
i will break in 2
by Frank
I wish i could read time better
that way my peoms would be nicer
There's nothing like an accuretly timed Poem
...
Ewwww did i just write that?
by Frank
Ummm... Its ten O'clock
Whatever shall I do? Eh...
Ah F_ck this Sh_t!
I'm going to bed.
by Frank
state the obvious
sun is hot water is wet
oink_oink's haiku's suck
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
call mister plow that's
my name, that name again is
mister plow! woo hoo!
by oink_oink of that name again is oink_oink
poetry is shit
oh dear, did I just swear then?
feel free to spank me
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
can you tell I'm bored?
it sure beats dancing naked
in front of my cat
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
mmm mediciney
yes I am evil homer!
evil I tells ya!
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
caffeine is your friend
remember not to pass out
sleep is for the weak
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
I am a retard
a haiku is supposed to
be constructed thus
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
