tiny euro-can
packs a caffeinated punch
watch my heart rate rise!
by editor dink of http://www.schoolofass.com
pour fire onto green
reddish, silken hairs light up
then bubble bubble
by editor dink of http://www.schoolofass.com
there's root chakra
and reproductive organs
prefer root chakra
by mellie
Superman's kneecap
was never as hard as this!
after sixteen years
this woman drives me.
who said love lasts forever
and lust just a while?
by ap - to correct bad editing
Superman's kneecap
was never as this!
after sixteen years
this woman drives me.
who said love lasts forever
and lust just a while?
by ap
upstairs there's snoring
coming from master bedroom
shakes the foundations
of a good night's sleep
if I go and snuggle in
what will happen then?
by mellie
sweet little Maggie
brindle boxer at my feet
she snores so softly
by mellie
after thirteen years
he's more dead now than alive.
i wonder if he knows.
by ap
big ass brown dog lies
farting, sleeping, at my feet.
loves me more than wife.
by ap
Booze in the blender
the taste and all the splendor
You're a haiku, too
by bender of Virginia Slums
Mine Yuengling Lager
Taunting head and naughty row
what beads on my brau?
titillating brew
amber body in green case
peptide strobe light stew
I'm in a coma
for the taste and aroma
were too much for me
by bender of Virginia Slums
I have have a playstation 2
I play with my playstation 2
I like my playstation 2
I broke my Playstation 2
I'm shedding tears over my playstation 2
The next Playstation 2 i see...
i will break in 2
by Frank
I wish i could read time better
that way my peoms would be nicer
There's nothing like an accuretly timed Poem
...
Ewwww did i just write that?
by Frank
Ummm... Its ten O'clock
Whatever shall I do? Eh...
Ah F_ck this Sh_t!
I'm going to bed.
by Frank
state the obvious
sun is hot water is wet
oink_oink's haiku's suck
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
call mister plow that's
my name, that name again is
mister plow! woo hoo!
by oink_oink of that name again is oink_oink
poetry is shit
oh dear, did I just swear then?
feel free to spank me
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
can you tell I'm bored?
it sure beats dancing naked
in front of my cat
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
mmm mediciney
yes I am evil homer!
evil I tells ya!
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
caffeine is your friend
remember not to pass out
sleep is for the weak
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
I am a retard
a haiku is supposed to
be constructed thus
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
my name is oink oink
and I'm an alcoholic
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
nearly an hour
later, Associated
Poet couldn't stay
hooray, an hour
after he I got to do
what's natural to me
- snatch your all!
by Miss Everything
oh boy it's mine
backwards and forwards: Sixty-
Nine! ninety-sex times!
by Miss Everything
I would like to stay,
but something has just come up.
Now you smell like feet
by Anonymous Poet
I would like to stay,
but something has just come up.
You smell like feet
by Anonymous Poet
I want to do 9-
6-6-9, but I can't stick
around that long, darn!
by MissEverything
I was once in the
military; I KNOW these
things... THAT was stupid!
by unconceding
poor saint, but then those
"other guys" were really the
ones cheated in fuck.
by boo
I lost her for good.
she's staring down the barrel
of a wedding ring.
by Jamie
deteriorating instincts
unrelenting tear my skin off
disgust screaming rip away
by Ophelia of Ohio
lollipops to eat
fat children bitch about shit
can see his own prick
by Staves of Little Rock
get the caronas
turn on the fridge buy the food
when's the house warming! (OOPS!)
by mellie
my last girlfriend she
said she loved me, even when
fucking other men
by Saint
A typical date:
Me: "Did you have a good time?"
Her: "No, and don't call."
by Saint
What will it get me?
Lots of time spent all alone
just me and my house
by Saint
House being rebuilt
from fire, I may move back in
next weeknd yippie!
by Saint
Pathetic - I am
for even Bulgarian
women ignore me.
by Saint
Another weekend
arriving, two more days with
no worthy women.
by Saint
Cause I'm not in my
place of peace yet, the house on
that sand, like that Bush
Kennebunkport time
We see the news yeah
and that is all then, what's he
really like...no one knows
by Moxie of I'm still shockable...
All these pierced faces
Not really anything wrong
but a culture change
by Moxie of green earrings...
They say Christians aren't
left hand path? but to go there?
That Long Dark Night of the Soul
Cause the flood ain't broke
or we're still sick for real...
I want joy in this life
by Moxie of progress/darkness
play a song for me
ain't no place I'm going to
take me for a trip
by mellie,away with the Byrds
strange stillness today
crickets and distant thunder
the ocean is grey
by mellie
I can't fall asleep.
Haiku saves my sanity.
Someone stop me please.
by Emily
I live on a farm
Rollerblading on gravel
Oh! The grasshoppers!
by Alison of Your pants
who's the ek's pyrt here?
dictionaries don't even
cover what you say.
by boo
heard someone else's
haiku today - wish I could
remember it here
by Miss Everything
soft afternoon breeze
loud squawking of lorrikeets
cold air yet warm sun
by ash
subscribe to nothing
powerless under haiku
tai chi or chi tea?
that thoughts can be thunk
evident of evidence,
emdedded reason
by soma of north of the mason dixon
