Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I was once in the
military; I KNOW these
things... THAT was stupid!
Haiku # 9665, April 27, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by unconceding
poor saint, but then those
"other guys" were really the
ones cheated in fuck.
Haiku # 9664, April 27, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by boo
I lost her for good.
she's staring down the barrel
of a wedding ring.
Haiku # 9663, April 27, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by Jamie
deteriorating instincts
unrelenting tear my skin off
disgust screaming rip away
Haiku # 9662, April 27, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by Ophelia of Ohio
lollipops to eat
fat children bitch about shit
can see his own prick
Haiku # 9661, April 27, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Staves of Little Rock
get the caronas
turn on the fridge buy the food
when's the house warming! (OOPS!)
Haiku # 9660, April 27, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by mellie
my last girlfriend she
said she loved me, even when
fucking other men
Haiku # 9659, April 27, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Saint
A typical date:
Me: "Did you have a good time?"
Her: "No, and don't call."
Haiku # 9658, April 27, 2001 11:42 am ET
by Saint
What will it get me?
Lots of time spent all alone
just me and my house
Haiku # 9657, April 27, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Saint
House being rebuilt
from fire, I may move back in
next weeknd yippie!
Haiku # 9656, April 27, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Saint
Pathetic - I am
for even Bulgarian
women ignore me.
Haiku # 9655, April 27, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Saint
Another weekend
arriving, two more days with
no worthy women.
Haiku # 9654, April 27, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Saint
Cause I'm not in my
place of peace yet, the house on
that sand, like that Bush
Kennebunkport time

We see the news yeah
and that is all then, what's he
really like...no one knows
Haiku # 9653, April 27, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Moxie of I'm still shockable...
All these pierced faces
Not really anything wrong
but a culture change
Haiku # 9652, April 27, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Moxie of green earrings...
They say Christians aren't
left hand path? but to go there?
That Long Dark Night of the Soul

Cause the flood ain't broke
or we're still sick for real...
I want joy in this life
Haiku # 9651, April 27, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Moxie of progress/darkness
play a song for me
ain't no place I'm going to
take me for a trip
Haiku # 9650, April 27, 2001 7:56 am ET
by mellie,away with the Byrds
strange stillness today
crickets and distant thunder
the ocean is grey
Haiku # 9649, April 27, 2001 4:33 am ET
by mellie
I can't fall asleep.
Haiku saves my sanity.
Someone stop me please.
Haiku # 9648, April 27, 2001 2:54 am ET
by Emily
I live on a farm
Rollerblading on gravel
Oh! The grasshoppers!
Haiku # 9647, April 27, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Alison of Your pants
who's the ek's pyrt here?
dictionaries don't even
cover what you say.
Haiku # 9646, April 27, 2001 12:51 am ET
by boo
heard someone else's
haiku today - wish I could
remember it here
Haiku # 9645, April 27, 2001 12:45 am ET
by Miss Everything
soft afternoon breeze
loud squawking of lorrikeets
cold air yet warm sun
Haiku # 9644, April 27, 2001 12:11 am ET
by ash
subscribe to nothing
powerless under haiku
tai chi or chi tea?

that thoughts can be thunk
evident of evidence,
emdedded reason
Haiku # 9643, April 26, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by soma of north of the mason dixon
I'm hot for a girl
I don't think she feels the same
I will keep trying
Haiku # 9642, April 26, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by Stagger Lee of Ohio
Car has hit the fence
Metal scratch, screetch
Glass did not break
Haiku # 9641, April 26, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by WK of Down South
When I saw Trent Reznor
in a school uniform
He was more accessable
He'd been through the conform
thing too
Haiku # 9640, April 26, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Moxie of a bit tired...but ok
I got the oh! thing
for leaving "junk fish" on the shore
raccoons eat them
Haiku # 9639, April 26, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Moxie of sniffles...
what is the purpose
of that little orifice?
fun'll be learning

Haiku # 9638, April 26, 2001 8:14 am ET
by mellie
brief premature verse
with only six syllables
but very succinct


Haiku # 9637, April 26, 2001 7:24 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 9636, April 26, 2001 7:21 am ET
by ash
infundibulum
non-primary orifice
much underrated
Haiku # 9635, April 26, 2001 7:20 am ET
by ash
Gypsy blood boils.
Hmmmm, what am I doing HERE?
I hear the Road call.
Haiku # 9634, April 26, 2001 5:33 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
asymmetrical
anistropic nascent burst,
in new vaccume time

simpler, for as we
forget the lies, all that's true
we'll know easily
Haiku # 9633, April 26, 2001 1:02 am ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
concresence in brane
of soliton solution,
come together soon
Haiku # 9632, April 26, 2001 12:52 am ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
Miso soup is good
baby, a bit of nature food
I can stand
Haiku # 9631, April 25, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Mix you... of also Moxie and so on...
guite right, MissE, but
only how we flew, not the
punchline to the pun.
Haiku # 9630, April 25, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by Superduperman
two guys and dog
technically they are three dogs
bigger is better
Haiku # 9629, April 25, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like a huge mud slide
on the great white mountain peak
undies are ruined
Haiku # 9628, April 25, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
my hand holds a gift
delivering on time a
portable ass kiss
Haiku # 9627, April 25, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
like a mushroom cloud
my fart slowly rises up
covering the mic
Haiku # 9626, April 25, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
damn the people hooks!
damn those who like to sell and close the deal!
I ass freckle you
Haiku # 9625, April 25, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
all of the empties
they screamed when you chose to leave
an innocent lost
Haiku # 9624, April 25, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by jerm
"snafu!" killer sneeze
from mutant pollen. Whither
frankenscience wROughT?
Haiku # 9623, April 25, 2001 11:15 am ET
by unconceding
not funny magee
(don't need any more than that
to get my point 'cross)
Haiku # 9622, April 25, 2001 11:09 am ET
by boo
the ass, as a hole,
is a viscious circle that
needs to be wiped out.
Haiku # 9621, April 25, 2001 10:20 am ET
by dumascus
athsmatic plasma
from circular ring of doom.
a sphincter says what?
Haiku # 9620, April 25, 2001 10:18 am ET
by dumascus
seductive rhythm
maintaining conscious movement
craves lubrication
Haiku # 9619, April 25, 2001 10:16 am ET
by mellie
solid, liquid, gas
physical states of matter.
universe of shit.
Haiku # 9618, April 25, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ap
Playground in the dark
warm grasses on either end
I feel like a child here
Haiku # 9617, April 25, 2001 9:12 am ET
by Optional
Blurrred vision prevents
accuracy of spelling
please pass the tissues!
Haiku # 9616, April 25, 2001 9:04 am ET
by optional
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