like a mushroom cloud
my fart slowly rises up
covering the mic
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
damn the people hooks!
damn those who like to sell and close the deal!
I ass freckle you
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
all of the empties
they screamed when you chose to leave
an innocent lost
by jerm
"snafu!" killer sneeze
from mutant pollen. Whither
frankenscience wROughT?
by unconceding
not funny magee
(don't need any more than that
to get my point 'cross)
by boo
the ass, as a hole,
is a viscious circle that
needs to be wiped out.
by dumascus
athsmatic plasma
from circular ring of doom.
a sphincter says what?
by dumascus
seductive rhythm
maintaining conscious movement
craves lubrication
by mellie
solid, liquid, gas
physical states of matter.
universe of shit.
by ap
Playground in the dark
warm grasses on either end
I feel like a child here
by Optional
Blurrred vision prevents
accuracy of spelling
please pass the tissues!
by optional
angery sneezes from
sufferers of allergies...
Cross Pollen Nation
by Optional
A mistyped keystroke
Led me to your apartment
And your brown suede couch
by Betty LeBomb
waiting until dawn
eerily still shush of waves
plaintive bugle weeps
by mellie
I didn't mean it
That kiss was only a joke
A funny joke, right?
by Betty LeBomb
Oh, to be in love
Flowers and leaves in your hair
From the outdoor couch
by Betty LeBomb
Weird microwave beam
Shot sparks between me and you
and smoked my sister
by Betty LeBomb
Good things come in threes
But that doesn't apply here
Toes are best in tens
by Betty LeBomb
Computer Science
Has not solved the interface
Between me and you
by Betty LeBomb
Of all the cheetahs
That lurk in the brush at night
I'll let you feed first
by Betty LeBomb
what the hell is this
now my opus is ready
the server's not sure
by Hollywood Bonfire
oh to be in love
take my hand and dance with me
i'm puking up blood
by Hollywood Bonfire
superduperman!
see my sky-diving naked
haiku for answer
heehee (#8530 etc.)
by Miss Everything
hm? hot cyber rolls?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns
by Miss Everything
hm? hot cyber rollsw?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns
by Miss Everything
I did "me" till her
cousin came in, so I did
them, as cyber rolls.
by Miss Everything
superboy flying
naked with supergirl. They
spun out of control.
What happened? After
they hit the ground, how did he
explain it to her?
by Superduperman
Oh, I am much so
Single, white, bored and not earthed
grounded in Frazetta
by Moxie of egad
To live as I do
is within limits I could leave
but fear to, when done
I shall lift that glass
like a living idol, to some
small comfort of peace
by Moxie of roast the heretics...with a martini toast
Last night I had a
no wait, that wasn't me or
a sex location
by Moxie of submission
I shit a fat log
representative of how
big a man I am.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
"Lewd I did live" is
what I say to you only
"evil did I dwel"
by Optional
our simian kin
resent this relationship
DNA. Who cares?
by ap
my real name is ap
which is short for A P E
99 % chimp
by ap
she emails me smiles.
yee-haw. New relationships
can be so much fun.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I called her last night.
we danced on words like white clouds.
Oh, here comes the Sun.
I'm only human
I need love. She might see this.
Splendid moment truth.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Yes, I know it's weird
But sometimes it is useful
To have cheese that bleeds
by Betty LeBomb
I could only look
At another man like you
If he had those pants
by Betty LeBomb
I didn't know that
And thank God that you told me
Death Ray set to stun
by Betty LeBomb
You caused me to smile
And sit back in the car seat
Man that guy was pissed!
by Betty LeBomb
I just can't stand you
Peering over my shoulder
While I try to poop.
by Betty LeBomb
thank you for last night
i will get a larger bed
for the other room
by Anonymous Poet
check date four fifteen
deposit date four twenty
damn the i r s
by original annonymous
You are still with me
I feel you close
And the siren sounds
by Anonymous Poet
You are still with me
I feel you close
And the siren sounds
by Anonymous Poet
she screams and yodels,
pornflick actress hamlet gal.
where do i get one?
by ap
profoundly disturbed
pathologically absurd
dead becocked granny
by ap
where have you been saint?
we must meet and have a beer
you name the place mate
by mellie
what is there to know ?
it remains a mystery
the harder you search
by ash
Weird haikus here
I need not know of older
people's genitals
by Saint
