Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Good things come in threes
But that doesn't apply here
Toes are best in tens
Haiku # 9609, April 25, 2001 1:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Computer Science
Has not solved the interface
Between me and you
Haiku # 9608, April 25, 2001 1:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Of all the cheetahs
That lurk in the brush at night
I'll let you feed first
Haiku # 9607, April 25, 2001 1:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
what the hell is this
now my opus is ready
the server's not sure
Haiku # 9606, April 25, 2001 1:01 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
oh to be in love
take my hand and dance with me
i'm puking up blood
Haiku # 9605, April 25, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
superduperman!
see my sky-diving naked
haiku for answer

heehee (#8530 etc.)
Haiku # 9604, April 25, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Miss Everything
hm? hot cyber rolls?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns
Haiku # 9603, April 24, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything
hm? hot cyber rollsw?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns
Haiku # 9602, April 24, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Miss Everything
I did "me" till her
cousin came in, so I did
them, as cyber rolls.
Haiku # 9601, April 24, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Miss Everything
superboy flying
naked with supergirl. They
spun out of control.

What happened? After
they hit the ground, how did he
explain it to her?
Haiku # 9600, April 24, 2001 11:45 pm ET
by Superduperman
Oh, I am much so
Single, white, bored and not earthed
grounded in Frazetta
Haiku # 9599, April 24, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by Moxie of egad
To live as I do
is within limits I could leave
but fear to, when done

I shall lift that glass
like a living idol, to some
small comfort of peace
Haiku # 9598, April 24, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Moxie of roast the heretics...with a martini toast
Last night I had a
no wait, that wasn't me or
a sex location
Haiku # 9597, April 24, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by Moxie of submission
I shit a fat log
representative of how
big a man I am.
Haiku # 9596, April 24, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
"Lewd I did live" is
what I say to you only
"evil did I dwel"
Haiku # 9595, April 24, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Optional
our simian kin
resent this relationship
DNA. Who cares?
Haiku # 9594, April 24, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by ap
my real name is ap
which is short for A P E
99 % chimp
Haiku # 9593, April 24, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ap
she emails me smiles.
yee-haw. New relationships
can be so much fun.
Haiku # 9592, April 24, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I called her last night.
we danced on words like white clouds.
Oh, here comes the Sun.

I'm only human
I need love. She might see this.
Splendid moment truth.
Haiku # 9591, April 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Yes, I know it's weird
But sometimes it is useful
To have cheese that bleeds
Haiku # 9590, April 24, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I could only look
At another man like you
If he had those pants
Haiku # 9589, April 24, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I didn't know that
And thank God that you told me
Death Ray set to stun
Haiku # 9588, April 24, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
You caused me to smile
And sit back in the car seat
Man that guy was pissed!
Haiku # 9587, April 24, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I just can't stand you
Peering over my shoulder
While I try to poop.
Haiku # 9586, April 24, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
thank you for last night
i will get a larger bed
for the other room
Haiku # 9585, April 24, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
check date four fifteen
deposit date four twenty
damn the i r s
Haiku # 9584, April 24, 2001 11:39 am ET
by original annonymous
You are still with me
I feel you close
And the siren sounds
Haiku # 9583, April 24, 2001 11:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You are still with me
I feel you close
And the siren sounds
Haiku # 9582, April 24, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
she screams and yodels,
pornflick actress hamlet gal.
where do i get one?
Haiku # 9581, April 24, 2001 10:55 am ET
by ap
profoundly disturbed
pathologically absurd
dead becocked granny
Haiku # 9580, April 24, 2001 10:23 am ET
by ap
where have you been saint?
we must meet and have a beer
you name the place mate
Haiku # 9579, April 24, 2001 10:19 am ET
by mellie
what is there to know ?
it remains a mystery
the harder you search


Haiku # 9578, April 24, 2001 10:04 am ET
by ash
Weird haikus here
I need not know of older
people's genitals
Haiku # 9577, April 24, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Saint
ya gotta do it
whatever ya gotta do
is what ya gotta
Haiku # 9576, April 24, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ash
azure autumn air
impending change of seasons
axiomatic
Haiku # 9575, April 24, 2001 8:04 am ET
by ash
good onya digger
blast me with ya bugle mate
at the dawn service
Haiku # 9574, April 24, 2001 6:41 am ET
by mellie
my name is Mellie
I am a cyber-slut without
qualification
Haiku # 9573, April 24, 2001 4:21 am ET
by mellie
we shall remember
at the rising of the sun
and when going down
Haiku # 9572, April 24, 2001 3:34 am ET
by ash
lest we forget this
tomorrow is anzac day
we must remember
Haiku # 9571, April 24, 2001 1:56 am ET
by mellie
verisimilar
story: autopsy revealed
grandpa had a cunt
Haiku # 9570, April 24, 2001 1:50 am ET
by mellie
ah, sixty-nine to
have and to hold: servitude
and pride. Genitals!
Haiku # 9569, April 24, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Miss Everything
No, wowzer! don't get
involved; let me have the next
sexy one to suck!
Haiku # 9568, April 24, 2001 12:51 am ET
by Miss Everything
the nick said... so I
said, "don't you have a country
to run into the...

GROUND! tomorrow? Go to bed!"
Haiku # 9567, April 24, 2001 12:49 am ET
by wowzer
seventeen silly
balls, one for each year I've been
but not doing it
Haiku # 9566, April 24, 2001 12:45 am ET
by MissEverything
ah sixty-nine gets
close, if I just masticate
silly balls awhile
Haiku # 9565, April 24, 2001 12:44 am ET
by Miss Everything
Was it a boner?
If she hung herself for fun
She'd bone up and pop
Haiku # 9564, April 23, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by Paver
to our great surprise
we discovered at autopsy
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9563, April 23, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by ash
my real name is ash
i am trained as a doctor
how profound is that ?
Haiku # 9562, April 23, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 9561, April 23, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what would grandpa have?
a vagina and womb?
or just a spore thing
Haiku # 9560, April 23, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie of if a man gave birth...
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