"Lewd I did live" is
what I say to you only
"evil did I dwel"
by Optional
our simian kin
resent this relationship
DNA. Who cares?
by ap
my real name is ap
which is short for A P E
99 % chimp
by ap
she emails me smiles.
yee-haw. New relationships
can be so much fun.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I called her last night.
we danced on words like white clouds.
Oh, here comes the Sun.
I'm only human
I need love. She might see this.
Splendid moment truth.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Yes, I know it's weird
But sometimes it is useful
To have cheese that bleeds
by Betty LeBomb
I could only look
At another man like you
If he had those pants
by Betty LeBomb
I didn't know that
And thank God that you told me
Death Ray set to stun
by Betty LeBomb
You caused me to smile
And sit back in the car seat
Man that guy was pissed!
by Betty LeBomb
I just can't stand you
Peering over my shoulder
While I try to poop.
by Betty LeBomb
thank you for last night
i will get a larger bed
for the other room
by Anonymous Poet
check date four fifteen
deposit date four twenty
damn the i r s
by original annonymous
You are still with me
I feel you close
And the siren sounds
by Anonymous Poet
You are still with me
I feel you close
And the siren sounds
by Anonymous Poet
she screams and yodels,
pornflick actress hamlet gal.
where do i get one?
by ap
profoundly disturbed
pathologically absurd
dead becocked granny
by ap
where have you been saint?
we must meet and have a beer
you name the place mate
by mellie
what is there to know ?
it remains a mystery
the harder you search
by ash
Weird haikus here
I need not know of older
people's genitals
by Saint
ya gotta do it
whatever ya gotta do
is what ya gotta
by ash
azure autumn air
impending change of seasons
axiomatic
by ash
good onya digger
blast me with ya bugle mate
at the dawn service
by mellie
my name is Mellie
I am a cyber-slut without
qualification
by mellie
we shall remember
at the rising of the sun
and when going down
by ash
lest we forget this
tomorrow is anzac day
we must remember
by mellie
verisimilar
story: autopsy revealed
grandpa had a cunt
by mellie
ah, sixty-nine to
have and to hold: servitude
and pride. Genitals!
by Miss Everything
No, wowzer! don't get
involved; let me have the next
sexy one to suck!
by Miss Everything
the nick said... so I
said, "don't you have a country
to run into the...
GROUND! tomorrow? Go to bed!"
by wowzer
seventeen silly
balls, one for each year I've been
but not doing it
by MissEverything
ah sixty-nine gets
close, if I just masticate
silly balls awhile
by Miss Everything
Was it a boner?
If she hung herself for fun
She'd bone up and pop
by Paver
to our great surprise
we discovered at autopsy
grandma has a cock
by ash
my real name is ash
i am trained as a doctor
how profound is that ?
by ash
what would grandpa have?
a vagina and womb?
or just a spore thing
by Moxie of if a man gave birth...
high maintenance, she.
uneducated, verbose.
but her tits are great.
by ap
welbutrin, paxil.
nortriptylene, elavil.
get with the program.
by ap
trivial pursuit
of carnal satisfaction
baby you look great.
by ap
transcendence, glory
illumination and grace.
grandma has a cock
by ap
exceptional tools
are deep contemplation
and meditation skills.
You, too, may posess
these important attributes
for just $19.99
by ap
wake me then and pull
me up to heaven because
no mind is still mind
and I am in Hell
but I can choose to leave
by Moxie of this is an illusion
The brevity of
bad haiku exaggerates
its profundity.
by ap
No criticisim
intended, Carl. Enjoy
it for what it is.
no transcendental
experience required.
Sit back and enjoy.
by ap
Carl Solomon, I am
not with you in Rockland
but at an impasse
To get down and submit
You are not God, I do not
But I am proud
destined for Hell if I remain so
by Moxie of oh, Rockland
I don't think I can
write anything real because
I can't stand critique
by Moxie of Well, I don't trust so much anymore...
I nearly went blind
I had severe heartburn
then a stroke of luck
jeeves did all the work
looking up medical things
only doctors know
by mellie, perhaps Ash is one of them
