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Haiku # 9547, April 23, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by Moxie of Well, I don
I nearly went blind
I had severe heartburn
then a stroke of luck

jeeves did all the work
looking up medical things
only doctors know
Haiku # 9546, April 23, 2001 11:41 am ET
by mellie, perhaps Ash is one of them
airline food upset.
man, does my belly boil.
fasten your seat belts.
Haiku # 9545, April 23, 2001 11:33 am ET
by ap
incredible head
no more than two and one half
gallons per second
Haiku # 9544, April 23, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I drew the curtain
to shut out despair and found
enlightenment there
Haiku # 9543, April 23, 2001 6:10 am ET
by mellie
while searching myself
I realized I feel good
when I'm doing it
Haiku # 9542, April 23, 2001 5:58 am ET
by mellie
I am a faddist
idiosyncratic me
posting badhaiku
Haiku # 9541, April 23, 2001 4:46 am ET
by mellie
i looked all over
but i couldn't find myself
except where i am
Haiku # 9540, April 23, 2001 4:26 am ET
by ash
what's a real doctor ?
someone with a ph. d. ?
proctalgia fugax !
Haiku # 9539, April 23, 2001 4:24 am ET
by ash
just watch out
i am only trying to help
Inference
Conclusion
Illation
Judgement
Haiku # 9538, April 23, 2001 4:21 am ET
by search yourselves!!!!!!!!!!
I happen to know
that janis is a 300
pound bald lesbian!!!!!

and she has painted
her ass like a baboon!!!!!true!!!!!!
and with filed teeth too!!!!!!
Haiku # 9537, April 23, 2001 4:19 am ET
by search yourselfs!!!!!!!!
spongiform haiku
encephalopathies yes
cyber prion death

this site is eating
up the mood control center
of my brain please stop!!!!!!!!!!!

Haiku # 9536, April 23, 2001 4:14 am ET
by search yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!
mellie if you are really
the "original" mellie
please get sick and die!!!!!!!!!!!

most of the rest of
you as well!!!!!!!!!!!
"doctor lovers" and crap hounds
as if "ash" is a real doctor
Haiku # 9535, April 23, 2001 4:04 am ET
by search yourselves!!!!!!!!!
do you people ever
type in your own names 2 c
what drivel u r creating???
Haiku # 9534, April 23, 2001 4:01 am ET
by search yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's a scary thought
or just get down and boogie
have some fun Moxie
Haiku # 9533, April 23, 2001 3:34 am ET
by mellie
Ash is the master
when he says get down Moxie
you know he means it
Haiku # 9532, April 23, 2001 3:31 am ET
by mellie
I was the dill there
just got carried away but
thrilled with new toys ahhhhhh
Haiku # 9531, April 23, 2001 3:19 am ET
by mellie
"no, sex toys aren't cheap
dear, this one was expensive
and it looks so cheap"

to which he replied;
"you must be a dill doh!
let me see that but "
Haiku # 9530, April 23, 2001 3:15 am ET
by mellie
Man nearly lost all
In a wiener dog melee
Saved by steel toed boot
Haiku # 9529, April 23, 2001 1:40 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I say: quit your job
I say: take time to enjoy
I say: can't pay rent
Haiku # 9528, April 23, 2001 1:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Pause today and think
Was that worth ninety-nine cents?
Good sex toys aren't cheap.
Haiku # 9527, April 23, 2001 1:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
PhotoShop altered
photos of me being sent
By email to all
Haiku # 9526, April 23, 2001 1:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Morning mist settles
Young possums and squirrels play
Behind KFC

Haiku # 9525, April 23, 2001 1:20 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I couldn't resist
The smell of your hair today
My Taco-Bell man
Haiku # 9524, April 23, 2001 1:13 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Earthday was well spent
Smoking pot with the hippies
Screw my fucking job
Haiku # 9523, April 23, 2001 1:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
The Blue Light special
K-Mart Phoenix rise again
Sales on velcro shoes
Haiku # 9522, April 23, 2001 1:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
in my universe
i am but a particle
in a solution
Haiku # 9521, April 22, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by ash
does anyone even count
syllables anymore
Haiku # 9520, April 22, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
say yeah ! get on down
i say get get get on down
but don't get depressed
Haiku # 9519, April 22, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by ash
all right all right yeah
blast that fuckin amp blast it
bash those strings hit it
Haiku # 9518, April 22, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by sister flo
C.S.Lewis and
the heat of an emotion
quelled for now at least
Haiku # 9517, April 22, 2001 9:24 pm ET
by Moxie of down on self
4-84 left.
The countdown to 10,000
heats with the weather.
Haiku # 9516, April 22, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Adam of Toronto
Quality dropping ash.
Where the hell is boo when we
need him. it. her. them.
Haiku # 9515, April 22, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by ap
Been there, nasty things them
Cheap and expensive booze
results the same, thump thud...
:(
Haiku # 9514, April 22, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Moxie/Gharlane of hangover...
Hell. This must be hell.
What is that awful noise?
Make it stop make it .......
Haiku # 9513, April 22, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by ap
is there a salve or
something like that i can spread
over my poor brain?
Haiku # 9512, April 22, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by ap
warning - consumption
of alcohol disturbs the
time space continuum
Haiku # 9511, April 22, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by ap
the net is a big
addiction for me and also
I forget folks here
have their own issues
Haiku # 9510, April 22, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie of or, time alone...
The therapist would
need a therapist after
seeing this Cthulhu
Haiku # 9509, April 22, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Moxie of Out there...
You know hot scorps
Bjork hitting the film guy
Patton, the victim of war
flawed all like
yours truly too...
Haiku # 9508, April 22, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie of moods...
I saw indifference
as a corpse on a slab
no opinion
dead and safe

yet I was the other extreme
Haiku # 9507, April 22, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie of was just in a bad mood...
a Bible is a
bad subby for temper so
fears unwelcome, but

failure is only
temporary...
Haiku # 9506, April 22, 2001 11:53 am ET
by Moxie of "nuts"
titillation Ash
promising then withdrawal
frustration follows
Haiku # 9505, April 22, 2001 11:17 am ET
by mellie
i've got a secret
if you promise not to tell
no, i changed my mind
Haiku # 9504, April 22, 2001 8:58 am ET
by ash
it's a mixed up world
moxie needs a therapist
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9503, April 22, 2001 8:57 am ET
by ash
guees i waas drinking
this ca nhappen.
the party is good.
Haiku # 9502, April 21, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by ap
mellie, god bless you.
Such charity does absent
in me. I admire!
Haiku # 9501, April 21, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 9500, April 21, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by mellie, sorry moxie slam the psalms
this is not on Mox
please go and sit quietly
meditation's great

contemplation too
gaze at your belly button
get enlightenment

from your bible girl
the pslams are poetical
I'm heretical
Haiku # 9499, April 21, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by mellie
we need new site.
my moronic ramblings
dot fuckin' A com
Haiku # 9498, April 21, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by ap
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