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we need new site.
my moronic ramblings
dot fuckin' A com
Haiku # 9498, April 21, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by ap
To Dr. Claw, I am
sorry I have offended you
Mayhaps you are the better poet...

But I shall not give up Christ...
twas a funny critique
amen and hell
Haiku # 9497, April 21, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie of I humbly submit...
Someone get this loaded
temper out of my hands
they're fighting each other

little town of Friendship
over things like hate and lobsters
territorial disputes between fishermen
Haiku # 9496, April 21, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie of live so others may live...
Haiku # 9495, April 21, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
there will be those who
prove their worth to each other
not to just me or you

The long list of haikus is
just an expression of
frustration I had at
being misunderstoof
Haiku # 9494, April 21, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Moxie of we need to survive...
A man threw a knife
at me at work, telling me
how to do my job
He could have killed me
but I am alive as you all are
Haiku # 9493, April 21, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Moxie of mood swing...
If you want me to
perish...I'll do myself
in, just fine...and enjoy the ride
Haiku # 9492, April 21, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie of don't let me stop
I can't play master
to all these blank angry liberals
I'm damned myself...
Haiku # 9491, April 21, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Moxie of I can't do this...
It is the state of those
already in hell too lazy
to get out
Haiku # 9490, April 21, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Moxie of I cannot change indifference...
Rapture happens and
will people still be here sitting
as if nothing happened?
Haiku # 9489, April 21, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie of talk about nothing...
Haiku # 9488, April 21, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
by the way, who's Dr. Claw?
who is everyone here?
Haiku # 9487, April 21, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Moxie of erm...
I answered in rage
something about judgement
What preacher can reach you?
Tell me to get lost, talk to Jesus...
Haiku # 9486, April 21, 2001 11:13 am ET
by Moxie of don't stop joy...
What would you say to Jack Kerouac
out of envy, jealousy, rage...
I told a person I give up on Jesus Christ
and the fucker went what?
Like he wasn't there...
Are you there you who critique?
Haiku # 9485, April 21, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie of stop
you probably think one
thing and me another
it's all Samsara and misunderstanding
Haiku # 9484, April 21, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Moxie of we're all different...
...of course I have grave beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy them
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?
Haiku # 9483, April 21, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Mox of I am a born again Christian...
...of course I have grave beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy them
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?
Haiku # 9482, April 21, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Mox of I am a born again Christian...
there ya go paver!
social, comedic, haiku !
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 9481, April 21, 2001 10:57 am ET
by ap
at least we try to
respect the form. usually.
5 seven 5. usually.
Haiku # 9480, April 21, 2001 10:53 am ET
by ap
tight buns, large ta ta's
dancing for one dollar bills
beats watching reruns
Haiku # 9479, April 21, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Paver
were my desires
greater i would then seek....oh?
Good haikudot com?
Haiku # 9478, April 21, 2001 10:52 am ET
by ap
unrealized art
expression of a moment
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9477, April 21, 2001 10:50 am ET
by ap
no spam, pop-us, ads.
good ideas. comedy.
bad haiku dot com
Haiku # 9476, April 21, 2001 10:45 am ET
by ap
inspiration of
senior matron's misplaced cock
deserves our response
Haiku # 9475, April 21, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ap
agony! triumph!
Beautiful becocked Granny
rescues our haiku.
Haiku # 9474, April 21, 2001 9:48 am ET
by ap
losing weight quickly
down to the last notch on belt
thanks to my tapeworm
Haiku # 9473, April 21, 2001 9:04 am ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
watching live football
and commenting in haiku
is far too tricky
Haiku # 9472, April 21, 2001 8:54 am ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
keane makes a 'challenge'
man city fans are quite glad
to see him sent off
Haiku # 9471, April 21, 2001 8:52 am ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
i wish i could talk
as i'm dying to tell you
your flies are undone
Haiku # 9470, April 21, 2001 8:30 am ET
by my, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
i sure need pizza:
will help to alleviate
my hangover blues
Haiku # 9469, April 21, 2001 8:18 am ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
this site has lost it
but the bonfire rekindles
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9468, April 21, 2001 8:07 am ET
by ash
interpretation
remains this reader's problem
and indifference
Haiku # 9467, April 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ash
You think you have grave
Beliefs and more
Stop it and fuck yourself
Stop it and fuck yourself
Stop it...PG-13
Haiku # 9466, April 21, 2001 4:46 am ET
by Dr. Claw of MAD
Haiku # 9465, April 21, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9464, April 21, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9463, April 21, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9462, April 21, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9461, April 21, 2001 4:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9460, April 21, 2001 4:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't call it a come
back. i been here for years. damn.
forgot the rest. hell!
Haiku # 9459, April 21, 2001 2:17 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
my star sign leo
thinking charts are out of whack
let's begin again
Haiku # 9458, April 20, 2001 11:10 pm ET
by mellie
too many words Mox
I can't follow it all babe
concentration low
Haiku # 9457, April 20, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by mellie
The sun always does something
right now
closing down on the end of silent spring's
long dead stasis in ice
Haiku # 9456, April 20, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by Moxie of come spring
Orlando and Stuben
is to Jackman at Moxie Falls
and it all ends at Kokadjo
all are nowhere but everywhere...
Haiku # 9455, April 20, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Moxie of crash and burn...
thank you all for
giving me a chance
at catharsis...
Haiku # 9454, April 20, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by Moxie of end it already!
I don't know but I do know
if one lady who just happens to be one such LDS person weren't there
this would be a sadder world because she is an angel
Haiku # 9453, April 20, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by Moxie of Mormons miss out on Zen?
Drink the tea, read the Bible
cut to the chase...
quiet time with someone...
holy Bushido
Haiku # 9452, April 20, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by Moxie of the list goes ever off...
dubya smoking that
is merely some odd comedy central
image, the job of president
scapegoat of america
good luck, cancerian...
Haiku # 9451, April 20, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by Moxie of conservative on marijuana?
I still don't know mel's
sign or species...perhaps
the 12 are mere tests
just Gabriel, Micheal, and Raph and the other
Haiku # 9450, April 20, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by Moxie of is she an aries?
Is she all natural
as I need to be real
or will I be an additive alone
I was hyper, still am
Haiku # 9449, April 20, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by Moxie of labels
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