Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Drink the tea, read the Bible
cut to the chase...
quiet time with someone...
holy Bushido
Haiku # 9452, April 20, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by Moxie of the list goes ever off...
dubya smoking that
is merely some odd comedy central
image, the job of president
scapegoat of america
good luck, cancerian...
Haiku # 9451, April 20, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by Moxie of conservative on marijuana?
I still don't know mel's
sign or species...perhaps
the 12 are mere tests
just Gabriel, Micheal, and Raph and the other
Haiku # 9450, April 20, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by Moxie of is she an aries?
Is she all natural
as I need to be real
or will I be an additive alone
I was hyper, still am
Haiku # 9449, April 20, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by Moxie of labels
it's like a kid that
hollers at you when you need your time
to go do something
and she drags you back...
Haiku # 9448, April 20, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by Moxie of it's that net thing...
wrap it up sometimes
dust to matzos, dust to wafers
sleep awaits as does caffiene
Haiku # 9447, April 20, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by Moxie of unmade sleep...
she forgot to pee
caused herself embarrasement
a golden moment
Haiku # 9446, April 20, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by mellie
Scorpio men as
far as I can tell are too much
sometimes, I'm sorry about that
Haiku # 9445, April 20, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by Moxie of on and on...
I wish there were that
age of Aquarius but
it's that damn Satan to me
Haiku # 9444, April 20, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by Moxie of she gives and creates
she's alright, angel type
watching out for us all
be not left behind
Haiku # 9443, April 20, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by Moxie of hey kiddo...
being bi and again
if it is all in the empty mind
but a long void
Haiku # 9442, April 20, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by Moxie of much ado about everything
whole 23 naked skidoo...
a whole mess of label urges
Rush Limbaugh too young
one section of society...
is he good or evil or does he matter
or does Al Franken for that matter
Haiku # 9441, April 20, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by Moxie of rampage...
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
a GAPING hole was left there
she hit it too soon
Haiku # 9440, April 20, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by mellie
shoot the deer...
bloody rampage like so many
demons, stormtroopers, robots
violence is a lust for blood
gospel of Star Wars
Haiku # 9439, April 20, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by Moxie of keep going
The need to not be there anymore
to leave home is to cut the silver cord
and leave your goddess alone
Haiku # 9438, April 20, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie of down with what?
If you could stop and
my poem could do something
Wall Street, get behind me you Mammon
Haiku # 9437, April 20, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie of Republicans...
busting for a root
in he comes and grinds away
leaving gaing hole
Haiku # 9436, April 20, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by mellie
that's the EKG report
four volumes of worry
your son is 27 god damn it
Haiku # 9435, April 20, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by Moxie of cough and sputter...
Killed a damn squirrel today
on that road to Camden
and I got a major chill in that
mom still doesn't understand
having a "life" on line
Haiku # 9434, April 20, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by Moxie of I gotsa go...
barking up wrong tree
absolutely spitting chips
was cut down to size

Haiku # 9433, April 20, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by mellie
wife takes estrogen
and I take a cold shower.
never pass a fuck.
Haiku # 9432, April 20, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by ap
damn i'm getting old.
arthritis, heartburn, name it.
but my hair persists.
Haiku # 9431, April 20, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ap
big badda boom
pum poo lumpy pie
eat your underwear
Haiku # 9430, April 20, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
meet girl on the internet
fuck suck stick something in her but
I love msn chat room
Haiku # 9429, April 20, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by whos your daddy
I just had the trots
and farted slimey juice in my pants
my employer did not like
Haiku # 9428, April 20, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Hugh Jorgan of Hell on Earth
vodka and red bull,
great at the time but leads to
sore head in morning

Haiku # 9427, April 20, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
cups of tea alone
don't fool my stomach, it knows
it has not been fed
Haiku # 9426, April 20, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
Haiku # 9425, April 20, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sent it one haiku
sign said, "no display" back to
send, and got two through

don't know my own stench
Haiku # 9424, April 20, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by hackeREX
some syllables, few lines
no meaning, not poetry, not nearly
haiku - besides "bad",

what didn't you understand?
Haiku # 9423, April 20, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by hacKING
some syllables, few lines
no meaning, not poetry, not nearly
haiku - besides "bad",

what didn't you understand?
Haiku # 9422, April 20, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by hacKING
Holy retarded
Haiku, Batman! Go back to:
"You want fries with that?"
Haiku # 9421, April 20, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by boy wonder (is that a boy?... I wonder)
Bubbling softly inside
Fearful face outside
Damn, what a cool bong
Haiku # 9420, April 20, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
Flaming debris falls slowly down
Red licks the building
Holy fuck I
Haiku # 9419, April 20, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
If we could breathe under sea
And swim like the fish
We
Haiku # 9418, April 20, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
I feel cold slip over my toes
Big hole in my sock...
Getting bigger as we speak
Haiku # 9417, April 20, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
Bitter feelings run in me
Fingers all wet now
Got hand in way while pissing
Haiku # 9416, April 20, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
I find this beef tastes like goat
Strange tacos they have here
That
Haiku # 9415, April 20, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
Tracy, hope I did
not bring you down. Friday night,
and two days 'thout work!!!!!
Haiku # 9414, April 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Hoppity hop
goes Marcus the bouncing bunny.
Chubby, Chubby, Chub.
Haiku # 9413, April 20, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Ben Harris of Toronto
Hot dogs to vapor
very possible to do
he ate more than you
Haiku # 9412, April 20, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by moe of sd
What happens when you
have to poop, and then somthing
pops? I would worry.
Haiku # 9411, April 20, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by moe of sd
my cat is purring
i'm licking his sour asshole
then my wife walks in

Haiku # 9410, April 20, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
My workplace has rules
for forming line in kitchen
it so makes me laugh
Haiku # 9409, April 20, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
On the other hand,
Reciting "Dead Parrot Sketch"
Cheers me the hell up.
Haiku # 9408, April 20, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
venting never works
for me; i talk rage, sadness,
but they are still here.
Haiku # 9407, April 20, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
if you're jonesing for
a screw. Baby come and sit
on my skin statue
Haiku # 9406, April 20, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lassie go home, now
if you were only sassy
lassy - to give bone
Haiku # 9405, April 20, 2001 11:41 am ET
by timmy
A box of memories
Glad to share
Put me in there

Haiku # 9404, April 20, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bark woof bow wow bark
Bow wow woof woof bark bark bark
woof bark bow wow woof
Haiku # 9403, April 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by lassie
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