Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I still don't know mel's
sign or species...perhaps
the 12 are mere tests
just Gabriel, Micheal, and Raph and the other
Haiku # 9450, April 20, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by Moxie of is she an aries?
Is she all natural
as I need to be real
or will I be an additive alone
I was hyper, still am
Haiku # 9449, April 20, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by Moxie of labels
it's like a kid that
hollers at you when you need your time
to go do something
and she drags you back...
Haiku # 9448, April 20, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by Moxie of it's that net thing...
wrap it up sometimes
dust to matzos, dust to wafers
sleep awaits as does caffiene
Haiku # 9447, April 20, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by Moxie of unmade sleep...
she forgot to pee
caused herself embarrasement
a golden moment
Haiku # 9446, April 20, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by mellie
Scorpio men as
far as I can tell are too much
sometimes, I'm sorry about that
Haiku # 9445, April 20, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by Moxie of on and on...
I wish there were that
age of Aquarius but
it's that damn Satan to me
Haiku # 9444, April 20, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by Moxie of she gives and creates
she's alright, angel type
watching out for us all
be not left behind
Haiku # 9443, April 20, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by Moxie of hey kiddo...
being bi and again
if it is all in the empty mind
but a long void
Haiku # 9442, April 20, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by Moxie of much ado about everything
whole 23 naked skidoo...
a whole mess of label urges
Rush Limbaugh too young
one section of society...
is he good or evil or does he matter
or does Al Franken for that matter
Haiku # 9441, April 20, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by Moxie of rampage...
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
a GAPING hole was left there
she hit it too soon
Haiku # 9440, April 20, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by mellie
shoot the deer...
bloody rampage like so many
demons, stormtroopers, robots
violence is a lust for blood
gospel of Star Wars
Haiku # 9439, April 20, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by Moxie of keep going
The need to not be there anymore
to leave home is to cut the silver cord
and leave your goddess alone
Haiku # 9438, April 20, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie of down with what?
If you could stop and
my poem could do something
Wall Street, get behind me you Mammon
Haiku # 9437, April 20, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie of Republicans...
busting for a root
in he comes and grinds away
leaving gaing hole
Haiku # 9436, April 20, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by mellie
that's the EKG report
four volumes of worry
your son is 27 god damn it
Haiku # 9435, April 20, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by Moxie of cough and sputter...
Killed a damn squirrel today
on that road to Camden
and I got a major chill in that
mom still doesn't understand
having a "life" on line
Haiku # 9434, April 20, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by Moxie of I gotsa go...
barking up wrong tree
absolutely spitting chips
was cut down to size

Haiku # 9433, April 20, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by mellie
wife takes estrogen
and I take a cold shower.
never pass a fuck.
Haiku # 9432, April 20, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by ap
damn i'm getting old.
arthritis, heartburn, name it.
but my hair persists.
Haiku # 9431, April 20, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ap
big badda boom
pum poo lumpy pie
eat your underwear
Haiku # 9430, April 20, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
meet girl on the internet
fuck suck stick something in her but
I love msn chat room
Haiku # 9429, April 20, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by whos your daddy
I just had the trots
and farted slimey juice in my pants
my employer did not like
Haiku # 9428, April 20, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Hugh Jorgan of Hell on Earth
vodka and red bull,
great at the time but leads to
sore head in morning

Haiku # 9427, April 20, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
cups of tea alone
don't fool my stomach, it knows
it has not been fed
Haiku # 9426, April 20, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
Haiku # 9425, April 20, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sent it one haiku
sign said, "no display" back to
send, and got two through

don't know my own stench
Haiku # 9424, April 20, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by hackeREX
some syllables, few lines
no meaning, not poetry, not nearly
haiku - besides "bad",

what didn't you understand?
Haiku # 9423, April 20, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by hacKING
some syllables, few lines
no meaning, not poetry, not nearly
haiku - besides "bad",

what didn't you understand?
Haiku # 9422, April 20, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by hacKING
Holy retarded
Haiku, Batman! Go back to:
"You want fries with that?"
Haiku # 9421, April 20, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by boy wonder (is that a boy?... I wonder)
Bubbling softly inside
Fearful face outside
Damn, what a cool bong
Haiku # 9420, April 20, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
Flaming debris falls slowly down
Red licks the building
Holy fuck I
Haiku # 9419, April 20, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
If we could breathe under sea
And swim like the fish
We
Haiku # 9418, April 20, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
I feel cold slip over my toes
Big hole in my sock...
Getting bigger as we speak
Haiku # 9417, April 20, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
Bitter feelings run in me
Fingers all wet now
Got hand in way while pissing
Haiku # 9416, April 20, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
I find this beef tastes like goat
Strange tacos they have here
That
Haiku # 9415, April 20, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by Mojo of the dog god
Tracy, hope I did
not bring you down. Friday night,
and two days 'thout work!!!!!
Haiku # 9414, April 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Hoppity hop
goes Marcus the bouncing bunny.
Chubby, Chubby, Chub.
Haiku # 9413, April 20, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Ben Harris of Toronto
Hot dogs to vapor
very possible to do
he ate more than you
Haiku # 9412, April 20, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by moe of sd
What happens when you
have to poop, and then somthing
pops? I would worry.
Haiku # 9411, April 20, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by moe of sd
my cat is purring
i'm licking his sour asshole
then my wife walks in

Haiku # 9410, April 20, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
My workplace has rules
for forming line in kitchen
it so makes me laugh
Haiku # 9409, April 20, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
On the other hand,
Reciting "Dead Parrot Sketch"
Cheers me the hell up.
Haiku # 9408, April 20, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
venting never works
for me; i talk rage, sadness,
but they are still here.
Haiku # 9407, April 20, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
if you're jonesing for
a screw. Baby come and sit
on my skin statue
Haiku # 9406, April 20, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lassie go home, now
if you were only sassy
lassy - to give bone
Haiku # 9405, April 20, 2001 11:41 am ET
by timmy
A box of memories
Glad to share
Put me in there

Haiku # 9404, April 20, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bark woof bow wow bark
Bow wow woof woof bark bark bark
woof bark bow wow woof
Haiku # 9403, April 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by lassie
That's a 10-4, boo
or should I say 4-20?
Corral Reefer HO!
Haiku # 9402, April 20, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Optional
you know ships sail on
e-mocean here, without hemp
sails to catch the wind.
Haiku # 9401, April 20, 2001 11:17 am ET
by boo
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