that's the EKG report
four volumes of worry
your son is 27 god damn it
by Moxie of cough and sputter...
Killed a damn squirrel today
on that road to Camden
and I got a major chill in that
mom still doesn't understand
having a "life" on line
by Moxie of I gotsa go...
barking up wrong tree
absolutely spitting chips
was cut down to size
by mellie
wife takes estrogen
and I take a cold shower.
never pass a fuck.
by ap
damn i'm getting old.
arthritis, heartburn, name it.
but my hair persists.
by ap
big badda boom
pum poo lumpy pie
eat your underwear
by Anonymous Poet
meet girl on the internet
fuck suck stick something in her but
I love msn chat room
by whos your daddy
I just had the trots
and farted slimey juice in my pants
my employer did not like
by Hugh Jorgan of Hell on Earth
vodka and red bull,
great at the time but leads to
sore head in morning
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
cups of tea alone
don't fool my stomach, it knows
it has not been fed
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
sent it one haiku
sign said, "no display" back to
send, and got two through
don't know my own stench
by hackeREX
some syllables, few lines
no meaning, not poetry, not nearly
haiku - besides "bad",
what didn't you understand?
by hacKING
some syllables, few lines
no meaning, not poetry, not nearly
haiku - besides "bad",
what didn't you understand?
by hacKING
Holy retarded
Haiku, Batman! Go back to:
"You want fries with that?"
by boy wonder (is that a boy?... I wonder)
Bubbling softly inside
Fearful face outside
Damn, what a cool bong
by Mojo of the dog god
Flaming debris falls slowly down
Red licks the building
Holy fuck I
by Mojo of the dog god
If we could breathe under sea
And swim like the fish
We
by Mojo of the dog god
I feel cold slip over my toes
Big hole in my sock...
Getting bigger as we speak
by Mojo of the dog god
Bitter feelings run in me
Fingers all wet now
Got hand in way while pissing
by Mojo of the dog god
I find this beef tastes like goat
Strange tacos they have here
That
by Mojo of the dog god
Tracy, hope I did
not bring you down. Friday night,
and two days 'thout work!!!!!
by ferret70 of chicago
Hoppity hop
goes Marcus the bouncing bunny.
Chubby, Chubby, Chub.
by Ben Harris of Toronto
Hot dogs to vapor
very possible to do
he ate more than you
by moe of sd
What happens when you
have to poop, and then somthing
pops? I would worry.
by moe of sd
my cat is purring
i'm licking his sour asshole
then my wife walks in
by Hollywood Bonfire
My workplace has rules
for forming line in kitchen
it so makes me laugh
by ferret70 of chicago
On the other hand,
Reciting "Dead Parrot Sketch"
Cheers me the hell up.
by ferret70 of chicago
venting never works
for me; i talk rage, sadness,
but they are still here.
by ferret70 of chicago
if you're jonesing for
a screw. Baby come and sit
on my skin statue
by Anonymous Poet
lassie go home, now
if you were only sassy
lassy - to give bone
by timmy
A box of memories
Glad to share
Put me in there
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by Anonymous Poet
Bark woof bow wow bark
Bow wow woof woof bark bark bark
woof bark bow wow woof
by lassie
That's a 10-4, boo
or should I say 4-20?
Corral Reefer HO!
by Optional
you know ships sail on
e-mocean here, without hemp
sails to catch the wind.
by boo
puny plans evolve
on brains of critics; no thanks
needed, argue well.
by boo of no substitute
If I was a ship
I'd sail on your emotion
ocean tidal wave
by Optional
Lets go to Quebec
somebody has to speak up
bring your attitude
by ap
it's ultra obscene
take your time to consider
skin on skin with me
by mellie
he crooks that finger
he's got me on my knees now
I am not praying
sweet god oh god yes
it's hard I'm unrepentant
I am in heaven
by mellie
we'll build it with rocks
a big hollow thing that roars
and flies around fast
the plan's evolving
the critics can fuck themselves
we got inertia
by Hollywood Bonfire
fresh from the treetops
speaking out on my behalf
it's advocado
by ash
effortless smiles
patiently following the
bottom round cheeks
by garik of Jersey
the tree loppers came
phloem flew and xylem also
with more yet to go
by ash
it's five forty five
i've eaten and i'm at home
feel so much better
by tracy puddle of portland
one time i jerked off
so fast - no shit, really - that
my cock caught on fire
by jellyfish
haiku number ten
four pm - boredom sets in
i want to go home
by tracy puddle of portland
and i'd walk around
tell everyone "mazeltov!'
for no good reason
by tracy puddle of portland
if i were german
i would yell, ich brauche dich
and he wouldn't know.
by tracy puddle of portland
he gets free tickets
to everything in this town
but he never goes.
by tracy puddle of portland
