Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

venting never works
for me; i talk rage, sadness,
but they are still here.
Haiku # 9407, April 20, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
if you're jonesing for
a screw. Baby come and sit
on my skin statue
Haiku # 9406, April 20, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lassie go home, now
if you were only sassy
lassy - to give bone
Haiku # 9405, April 20, 2001 11:41 am ET
by timmy
A box of memories
Glad to share
Put me in there

Haiku # 9404, April 20, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bark woof bow wow bark
Bow wow woof woof bark bark bark
woof bark bow wow woof
Haiku # 9403, April 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by lassie
That's a 10-4, boo
or should I say 4-20?
Corral Reefer HO!
Haiku # 9402, April 20, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Optional
you know ships sail on
e-mocean here, without hemp
sails to catch the wind.
Haiku # 9401, April 20, 2001 11:17 am ET
by boo
puny plans evolve
on brains of critics; no thanks
needed, argue well.
Haiku # 9400, April 20, 2001 11:14 am ET
by boo of no substitute
If I was a ship
I'd sail on your emotion
ocean tidal wave
Haiku # 9399, April 20, 2001 9:32 am ET
by Optional
Lets go to Quebec
somebody has to speak up
bring your attitude
Haiku # 9398, April 20, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ap
it's ultra obscene
take your time to consider
skin on skin with me
Haiku # 9397, April 20, 2001 3:17 am ET
by mellie
he crooks that finger
he's got me on my knees now
I am not praying

sweet god oh god yes
it's hard I'm unrepentant
I am in heaven
Haiku # 9396, April 20, 2001 3:12 am ET
by mellie
we'll build it with rocks
a big hollow thing that roars
and flies around fast

the plan's evolving
the critics can fuck themselves
we got inertia




Haiku # 9395, April 20, 2001 1:52 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
fresh from the treetops
speaking out on my behalf
it's advocado
Haiku # 9394, April 20, 2001 12:09 am ET
by ash
effortless smiles
patiently following the
bottom round cheeks
Haiku # 9393, April 19, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by garik of Jersey
the tree loppers came
phloem flew and xylem also
with more yet to go
Haiku # 9392, April 19, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by ash
it's five forty five
i've eaten and i'm at home
feel so much better
Haiku # 9391, April 19, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
one time i jerked off
so fast - no shit, really - that
my cock caught on fire
Haiku # 9390, April 19, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by jellyfish
haiku number ten
four pm - boredom sets in
i want to go home
Haiku # 9389, April 19, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
and i'd walk around
tell everyone "mazeltov!'
for no good reason
Haiku # 9388, April 19, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
if i were german
i would yell, ich brauche dich
and he wouldn't know.
Haiku # 9386, April 19, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
he gets free tickets
to everything in this town
but he never goes.
Haiku # 9385, April 19, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
he thinks of weight loss
you're not fat, i want to scream
would he listen? no.
Haiku # 9384, April 19, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
the school library,
so dark and so gloomy, is
always much too hot.
Haiku # 9383, April 19, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
why so sad, ferret?
i wish you would feel better
have a lovely day.
Haiku # 9382, April 19, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
if i end up like
my dad - alcoholic, sad -
i will shoot myself
Haiku # 9381, April 19, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
i can't stand it when
i'm eating a lollipop
and the stick falls off.
Haiku # 9380, April 19, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
sitting on toilet
contemplating my penis
shit splashes below

but its no bother
i like the sound of water
peaceful and calming
Haiku # 9379, April 19, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by jellyfish
Haiku # 9378, April 19, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by jellyfish
Haiku # 9377, April 19, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by jellyfish
and while you're at it,
could you please destroy berlin?
germans bother me.
Haiku # 9376, April 19, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by jellyfish a prayer
dear jesus lord god,
i need a blow job so bad.
please send a cute girl.

small tits are o k
and i don't need to fuck her.
do let her swallow.
Haiku # 9375, April 19, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by a prayer from jellyfish
not sure what to do
want to work but i was
prepared for worst
Haiku # 9374, April 19, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by oa
tom robbin's "peach fish".
i couldn't agree any more.
she is delicious.
Haiku # 9373, April 19, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by ap
any morning you
can walk away from unscathed
must be a good one.
Haiku # 9372, April 19, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
how much i tried to
be unlike my father, but
others see the same.
Haiku # 9371, April 19, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when the shitrain falls
hide wherever you can hide.
wait for quiet, peace.
Haiku # 9370, April 19, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
slam your fist on door.
don't turn and strike in return.
she's too dumb to know.
Haiku # 9369, April 19, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by ferret70 of chiacgo
cannot give you much.
time has eroded my soul.
all i have is tears.
Haiku # 9368, April 19, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Rolling on malcom
jaws clenching seratonin
strichnine takes over
Haiku # 9367, April 19, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Optional
ecstasy at work
makes it hard to concentrate
but my desk feels cool
Haiku # 9366, April 19, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
thanks Mellie for
your sympathetic haiku
less melancholy
Haiku # 9365, April 19, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by original annonymous
work through this with me
you are not alone
all i want is joy for your life
Haiku # 9364, April 19, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't Anonymous
that made me feel so sad mate
my heart aches for you
Haiku # 9363, April 19, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by mellie
i really broke down
this trouble i'm having now
is breaking my heart
Haiku # 9362, April 19, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
She said to me once,
"Could you not be negative?"
I pondered, said, "No."
Haiku # 9361, April 19, 2001 11:39 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
It was a woman
Who drove me to drinking. I
Never did thank her.

WC Fields
Haiku # 9360, April 19, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Optional
Richard Hoagland

was it sacrifice?
or insult / elf or gremlin:
spiked thothmosis down

free spirit sass
to setting comet, raising
doubts, orion out.
Haiku # 9359, April 19, 2001 11:01 am ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of living in Joe Hill
science is laughed AT
by lab rats of little brane
and those in the know
Haiku # 9358, April 19, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ekpyrotic goo of singularity (hilarity)
She lingers longer
when his cock is longer. In
science we never laugh
Haiku # 9357, April 19, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Optional
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