Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

slam your fist on door.
don't turn and strike in return.
she's too dumb to know.
Haiku # 9369, April 19, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by ferret70 of chiacgo
cannot give you much.
time has eroded my soul.
all i have is tears.
Haiku # 9368, April 19, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Rolling on malcom
jaws clenching seratonin
strichnine takes over
Haiku # 9367, April 19, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Optional
ecstasy at work
makes it hard to concentrate
but my desk feels cool
Haiku # 9366, April 19, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
thanks Mellie for
your sympathetic haiku
less melancholy
Haiku # 9365, April 19, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by original annonymous
work through this with me
you are not alone
all i want is joy for your life
Haiku # 9364, April 19, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't Anonymous
that made me feel so sad mate
my heart aches for you
Haiku # 9363, April 19, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by mellie
i really broke down
this trouble i'm having now
is breaking my heart
Haiku # 9362, April 19, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
She said to me once,
"Could you not be negative?"
I pondered, said, "No."
Haiku # 9361, April 19, 2001 11:39 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
It was a woman
Who drove me to drinking. I
Never did thank her.

WC Fields
Haiku # 9360, April 19, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Optional
Richard Hoagland

was it sacrifice?
or insult / elf or gremlin:
spiked thothmosis down

free spirit sass
to setting comet, raising
doubts, orion out.
Haiku # 9359, April 19, 2001 11:01 am ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of living in Joe Hill
science is laughed AT
by lab rats of little brane
and those in the know
Haiku # 9358, April 19, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ekpyrotic goo of singularity (hilarity)
She lingers longer
when his cock is longer. In
science we never laugh
Haiku # 9357, April 19, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Optional
he lingers longer
when his ring finger's longer
could be old wive's tale

to assist science
I should volunteer now
to test the theory
Haiku # 9356, April 19, 2001 7:43 am ET
by mellie
swinish behavour
to say the least Ash, pollster
uncomfortable
Haiku # 9355, April 19, 2001 1:11 am ET
by mellie
buchanon for prez -
least votes - played a real Tiger
Woods game - like a pro!
Haiku # 9354, April 18, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by unconceding
over a barrel
porked by a politician
motive not votive
Haiku # 9353, April 18, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by ash
i spit on your beard!
wipe my ass with your guthra!
Change that shit stained thobe!
Haiku # 9352, April 18, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by slomo
humping a headstone
you call that necromancy ?
it's a grave mistake
Haiku # 9351, April 18, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ash
You think we are lose!
Ha! We got lottsa rocks here!
High tech bus bombs, too!
Haiku # 9350, April 18, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by Yessir are ye' fat?
terrence, not a bit
homophobic - observant
of gay-trek haiku
Haiku # 9349, April 18, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by boo of accept no substitutes
according to punk
baddy's analysis, (he
who eats shit, shits eats)

greedy organic
family farmers are what wrecked
his america.
Haiku # 9348, April 18, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by candy ass of kansas
Fucking shit. Lost my
laudnum. Buy a poor begger
a whiskey, eh mate?
Haiku # 9347, April 18, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by edgar allen poe
Corn? Corn? Don't recall
eating corn. But the contrast
is quite artistic.
Haiku # 9346, April 18, 2001 9:42 pm ET
by ap
Here's boo's finest moment!

"mini skirts glued to breasts:
ah, Sex Trek - prepubescent
queers dream Spock bugs Kirk/* "

Boo wrote this!
True genius. Just a little homophobic.
What's with the fuckin asterisk?
Haiku # 9345, April 18, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by terrance
warm day, went without
panties, backpack lifted skirt
at water fountain^
Haiku # 9344, April 18, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Miss Everything of true tail
i should be reading
speech by nelson mandella
'stead i'm on the net.
Haiku # 9343, April 18, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by tracy of portland
You're welcome, boo.
Now go get that prick bastard.
I worship you, boo.
Haiku # 9342, April 18, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by terrance
i got the squirts!
Soiled my fucking bloomers!
just one trickey fart.
Haiku # 9341, April 18, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by fartsmeller
thanks terrance. not boo
when you say mommy wipes then
everyone knows you!

so don't ap-pologize, phoney
Haiku # 9340, April 18, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by boo of real pride
That settles it, boo.
I apologise. Really.
Fuck my ass now. Please?
Haiku # 9339, April 18, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by ap
Go boo go! Beat that
Yankee drekbag. Beat him good!
Boo, best haiku here!
Haiku # 9338, April 18, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by terrance
My education
is lacking. Please forgive me.
Mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 9337, April 18, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by boo, real pride
9330,9331 not boo
but I flunkede rubber
when I ribbed you
Haiku # 9336, April 18, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by boo of real pride
slander egytians,
why don't you! not-boo ribber
sticks to not-boo glue!
Haiku # 9335, April 18, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by boo of real pride
keep acting stupid
your buddies will side with you,
you worse-than-loser!
Haiku # 9334, April 18, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by boo of real pride
call a retard what
you don't understand! you flunkede
psychology, dolt?
Haiku # 9333, April 18, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by boo of real pride
corporation farms
grab little farm subsidies-
screw the family
Haiku # 9332, April 18, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by boo
I am rubber you
are glue? Gimme a fuckin'
break. Fuckin' retard.
Haiku # 9331, April 18, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by boo ---- pee wee herman
once a wild hog
fuck'd a beautiful princess
shit squirt universe
Haiku # 9330, April 18, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by boo
what the apE-man says
as ap and what he says as
boo; ap-lies to ap

only, phoney ap-**
Haiku # 9329, April 18, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by boo of real pride
what does THAT mean? Wah!
ap smites what he won't ever
understand, poo baby*
Haiku # 9328, April 18, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by boo
Its a cunt! No. It's
a scrotum. Look here,
can you tell me? please?

Haiku # 9327, April 18, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by boo
9275 about 9307
is 7734 upside head and backwards
9308-9312

aint boolean its you appoo
Haiku # 9326, April 18, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by boo of real pride
Maggido magic?
What the fuck does that mean?
Mommy wipes my ass?
Haiku # 9325, April 18, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by ap
Cleopatra's cunt.
I smell a boo. Ignorant
fuckin' egyptian!
Haiku # 9324, April 18, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by ap
retard farts, nostril
magnets. what are these fuckers
doing to their food.
Haiku # 9323, April 18, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by fartsmeller
a frozen E T
burrito, the blues in a
ecotopia
Haiku # 9322, April 18, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by smelllike fartfella
miss-ap-plication
boolean operation
one's powers beyond
Haiku # 9321, April 18, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix
Burritos supreme
refried beans enchilada
go forth and prosper
Haiku # 9320, April 18, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by fartsmeller
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