Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

thanks terrance. not boo
when you say mommy wipes then
everyone knows you!

so don't ap-pologize, phoney
Haiku # 9340, April 18, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by boo of real pride
That settles it, boo.
I apologise. Really.
Fuck my ass now. Please?
Haiku # 9339, April 18, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by ap
Go boo go! Beat that
Yankee drekbag. Beat him good!
Boo, best haiku here!
Haiku # 9338, April 18, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by terrance
My education
is lacking. Please forgive me.
Mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 9337, April 18, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by boo, real pride
9330,9331 not boo
but I flunkede rubber
when I ribbed you
Haiku # 9336, April 18, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by boo of real pride
slander egytians,
why don't you! not-boo ribber
sticks to not-boo glue!
Haiku # 9335, April 18, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by boo of real pride
keep acting stupid
your buddies will side with you,
you worse-than-loser!
Haiku # 9334, April 18, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by boo of real pride
call a retard what
you don't understand! you flunkede
psychology, dolt?
Haiku # 9333, April 18, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by boo of real pride
corporation farms
grab little farm subsidies-
screw the family
Haiku # 9332, April 18, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by boo
I am rubber you
are glue? Gimme a fuckin'
break. Fuckin' retard.
Haiku # 9331, April 18, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by boo ---- pee wee herman
once a wild hog
fuck'd a beautiful princess
shit squirt universe
Haiku # 9330, April 18, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by boo
what the apE-man says
as ap and what he says as
boo; ap-lies to ap

only, phoney ap-**
Haiku # 9329, April 18, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by boo of real pride
what does THAT mean? Wah!
ap smites what he won't ever
understand, poo baby*
Haiku # 9328, April 18, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by boo
Its a cunt! No. It's
a scrotum. Look here,
can you tell me? please?

Haiku # 9327, April 18, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by boo
9275 about 9307
is 7734 upside head and backwards
9308-9312

aint boolean its you appoo
Haiku # 9326, April 18, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by boo of real pride
Maggido magic?
What the fuck does that mean?
Mommy wipes my ass?
Haiku # 9325, April 18, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by ap
Cleopatra's cunt.
I smell a boo. Ignorant
fuckin' egyptian!
Haiku # 9324, April 18, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by ap
retard farts, nostril
magnets. what are these fuckers
doing to their food.
Haiku # 9323, April 18, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by fartsmeller
a frozen E T
burrito, the blues in a
ecotopia
Haiku # 9322, April 18, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by smelllike fartfella
miss-ap-plication
boolean operation
one's powers beyond
Haiku # 9321, April 18, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix
Burritos supreme
refried beans enchilada
go forth and prosper
Haiku # 9320, April 18, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by fartsmeller
babboon knowledge troth
the conquorer of assholes
maggido magic
Haiku # 9319, April 18, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix
thirty-three degree
lies horus. nine ninty dies
from flower power
Haiku # 9318, April 18, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by boo
eat the farms, asshole
they grow your fave digestion
all you are is shit

below
Haiku # 9317, April 18, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by boo
Whining farmers scream
For New Deal programs and cash
then crab about big gov.
Haiku # 9316, April 18, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
George W porked
his friends. and his enemies
dick cheney for sure.
Haiku # 9315, April 18, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ap
I paid my taxes
Hope W. can spend it
on pork for his friends
Haiku # 9314, April 18, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Goo the Pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget
Haiku # 9313, April 18, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by (ttpenis reed) of potulan
shitting. It's fine with me.
And no matter what
anyone says, I'm a cocksucker.

Just so you know.
Haiku # 9312, April 18, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by boo
wants to post under my
name, It's OK with me.
Go ahead. Write about

Haiku # 9311, April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
But uneducated as
I am, and chickenshit as
I am, I do them. If anybody

Haiku # 9310, April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
If I wasn't such a
chickenshit motherfucker
I wouldn't do these things.

Haiku # 9309, April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
Shit! I am busted!
I posted 9 2 7 5.
Turnabout, fair play.
Haiku # 9308, April 18, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by boo
this is really good
bad haiku. who invended
this wild haiku?
Haiku # 9307, April 18, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by jellyfish
anarchy chaos
lawlessness and anomie
haiku disorder
Haiku # 9306, April 18, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by jellyfish
sad sad sad sad sad
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
sad sad but funny
Haiku # 9305, April 18, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by optional
dear departed wife
the rough hole in your headstone
has chafed my penis
Haiku # 9304, April 18, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
this is strong stuff, now.
not like a baby would do.
fries just won't stand up.
Haiku # 9303, April 18, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by jellyfish
Move over, Jesus...
all hail the king of the juice!
You want fries with that?
Haiku # 9302, April 18, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by option
Oh.. the juice is loose
Now that's a mental image
I could live without
Haiku # 9301, April 18, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by optional
No, not like taffy.
It has more nose. Maybe
just a hint of fruit.
Haiku # 9300, April 18, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by jellyfish
Your adult diapers!
What horrid stench this way comes...
it's not like taffy
Haiku # 9299, April 18, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by optional of West Vagina
Yablonski's daughter
another unknown murder
u. s. policies.
Haiku # 9298, April 18, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by joe hill of living in virginia
anal retention
violent passivity...
which side are you on?
Haiku # 9297, April 18, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by joe hill of living in kentucky
solve yer own problems
save the Earth; the good'll take
a liking to ya!
Haiku # 9296, April 18, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by joe hill of living in kentucky
all apE-MAN says in
9-2-9-3 he whines to
his mommy...wah, WAH!
Haiku # 9295, April 18, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by boo
when boo talks ass 'low
it's ap's ass he really shows
I know, now you know
Haiku # 9294, April 18, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by boo
strong shit spray rebounds
paints my ass fragrently brown.
mommy wipes my ass!
Haiku # 9293, April 18, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by boo
life's too serious
all the humour has vanished...
gary larson - come back
Haiku # 9292, April 18, 2001 11:56 am ET
by fingerfood
windows 2000
ate up all my memory!
forgot your birthday...
Haiku # 9291, April 18, 2001 11:52 am ET
by fingerfood
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >