Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Move over, Jesus...
all hail the king of the juice!
You want fries with that?
Haiku # 9302, April 18, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by option
Oh.. the juice is loose
Now that's a mental image
I could live without
Haiku # 9301, April 18, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by optional
No, not like taffy.
It has more nose. Maybe
just a hint of fruit.
Haiku # 9300, April 18, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by jellyfish
Your adult diapers!
What horrid stench this way comes...
it's not like taffy
Haiku # 9299, April 18, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by optional of West Vagina
Yablonski's daughter
another unknown murder
u. s. policies.
Haiku # 9298, April 18, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by joe hill of living in virginia
anal retention
violent passivity...
which side are you on?
Haiku # 9297, April 18, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by joe hill of living in kentucky
solve yer own problems
save the Earth; the good'll take
a liking to ya!
Haiku # 9296, April 18, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by joe hill of living in kentucky
all apE-MAN says in
9-2-9-3 he whines to
his mommy...wah, WAH!
Haiku # 9295, April 18, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by boo
when boo talks ass 'low
it's ap's ass he really shows
I know, now you know
Haiku # 9294, April 18, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by boo
strong shit spray rebounds
paints my ass fragrently brown.
mommy wipes my ass!
Haiku # 9293, April 18, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by boo
life's too serious
all the humour has vanished...
gary larson - come back
Haiku # 9292, April 18, 2001 11:56 am ET
by fingerfood
windows 2000
ate up all my memory!
forgot your birthday...
Haiku # 9291, April 18, 2001 11:52 am ET
by fingerfood
salvation for all!
fingerfood has awoken
more bad haiku flows
Haiku # 9290, April 18, 2001 11:47 am ET
by fingerfood
somnolent poets
or absent inspiration?
mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 9289, April 18, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ap
you can count on it
count me in for the census
you can't count me out

no don't count on me
no accounting where I'll be
I have six senses

Haiku # 9288, April 18, 2001 9:39 am ET
by mellie
Girl leaves boy for me
But now she doesn't know
I am in trouble now.
Haiku # 9287, April 18, 2001 6:28 am ET
by The Annihalator of http://www.buzzer.co.uk
gender confused, this
bitter skydiving baboon.
Mommy wipes its ass.
Haiku # 9286, April 18, 2001 6:12 am ET
by ap
we are the good guys
america, israel
what do you mean, no?
Haiku # 9285, April 18, 2001 4:43 am ET
by ash
upcoming census
cross your hearts and hope to die
hands up all jedi
Haiku # 9284, April 18, 2001 4:41 am ET
by ash
Oooo, I made forever
over for them, for you, Jesus.
now do your stuff, stuff me!

6-8-6: sex-ate-sex
Haiku # 9283, April 18, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Miss Everything
ignore them Jesus
they know not wh- or anything
for that matter... jerks!

jerks for Jesus
Haiku # 9282, April 18, 2001 1:51 am ET
by Miss Everything
from today until
forever, haiku ends
"mommy wipes my ass"
Haiku # 9281, April 17, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ap
Hey! You! Galilee!
Puhleeze give me some more
perfect bad haiku.
Haiku # 9280, April 17, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
dorothy parker
has left the building. resume
your declination.
Haiku # 9279, April 17, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ap
Shit crust on scrotum!
Popping pustule drainage!
Mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 9278, April 17, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by boo
greivous injury!
who molests contemplation?
eruidition?
Haiku # 9277, April 17, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by ap
the universe is
a sphere... all center lacking
for circumference

Haiku # 9276, April 17, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by ap
fat ap hates fat ap
there I fed it as shit to
self - self you're zapped, Z-ap
Haiku # 9275, April 17, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by ap
can't walk on water.
I keep sinking since I got
these holes in my feet.
Haiku # 9274, April 17, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Jesus of Gallilee
fat chickenshit trout
rises predictable to
the hook! a baBOOn!
Haiku # 9273, April 17, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by ap
bitter haiku may
lift karmic revelation
like so many skirts


Haiku # 9272, April 17, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
mine better than here
and as the year gets into
gear, you're in your blear
Haiku # 9271, April 17, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by boo
ap so ape; an ape's
ap-hole is apt to hold a
pregnant paw, ahhhh, so.
Haiku # 9270, April 17, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku baBOOn bait.
Come 'n get it! Bad haiku!
None better than here.
Haiku # 9269, April 17, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by ap
French fried asshole!
Hold the jalapenos, please.
Preparation H.
Haiku # 9268, April 17, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
Corn. Yes, there's corn here.
Contrast of color, texture.
Aroma sublime!
Haiku # 9267, April 17, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by ap
Peristaltic pause.
Waves form, pressure increases!
Rocket shit to moon!
Haiku # 9266, April 17, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by ap
some erudition
in others toilet chat room.
regular programs...
Haiku # 9265, April 17, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by boo
"strings" are pubes! that gauge
singularity - vulva!
axis mundi, NOW!!
Haiku # 9264, April 17, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Miss Everything of ekpyrotic howe
none dare name orgone,
soliton in brane: science
forpukes its murdered!
Haiku # 9263, April 17, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by wilhelm reich of from my grave
superstition and
science, together as one
in major league bums.
Haiku # 9262, April 17, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by unconceding
like black mollasses
three dimensional content
downloads really slow
Haiku # 9261, April 17, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
baBOOns, when confined,
are amusing, harmless fools.
big, red assd' retards.

Flinging shit about,
eating fleas, while hoping they
were only human.

Haiku # 9260, April 17, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by ap
why does the bad math
not answer their telephone
could be they're busy
Haiku # 9259, April 17, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
ekpyrotic blues
from a singularity
like your apt-plitude*
Haiku # 9258, April 17, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by boo ovrut
sex dimembrane curls
undulation procreates
nothing NEW, Baby!
Haiku # 9257, April 17, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by boo ovrut
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony!
Haiku # 9256, April 17, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to linda molton howe
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony
Haiku # 9255, April 17, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
soliton in brane
or brane in gravity, huh?
make, wake up your mind
Haiku # 9254, April 17, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to burt ovrut
so, ap is apt to
double post haiku to his
grave - grave day for all
Haiku # 9253, April 17, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by boo
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