Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

you can count on it
count me in for the census
you can't count me out

no don't count on me
no accounting where I'll be
I have six senses

Haiku # 9288, April 18, 2001 9:39 am ET
by mellie
Girl leaves boy for me
But now she doesn't know
I am in trouble now.
Haiku # 9287, April 18, 2001 6:28 am ET
by The Annihalator of http://www.buzzer.co.uk
gender confused, this
bitter skydiving baboon.
Mommy wipes its ass.
Haiku # 9286, April 18, 2001 6:12 am ET
by ap
we are the good guys
america, israel
what do you mean, no?
Haiku # 9285, April 18, 2001 4:43 am ET
by ash
upcoming census
cross your hearts and hope to die
hands up all jedi
Haiku # 9284, April 18, 2001 4:41 am ET
by ash
Oooo, I made forever
over for them, for you, Jesus.
now do your stuff, stuff me!

6-8-6: sex-ate-sex
Haiku # 9283, April 18, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Miss Everything
ignore them Jesus
they know not wh- or anything
for that matter... jerks!

jerks for Jesus
Haiku # 9282, April 18, 2001 1:51 am ET
by Miss Everything
from today until
forever, haiku ends
"mommy wipes my ass"
Haiku # 9281, April 17, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ap
Hey! You! Galilee!
Puhleeze give me some more
perfect bad haiku.
Haiku # 9280, April 17, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
dorothy parker
has left the building. resume
your declination.
Haiku # 9279, April 17, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ap
Shit crust on scrotum!
Popping pustule drainage!
Mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 9278, April 17, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by boo
greivous injury!
who molests contemplation?
eruidition?
Haiku # 9277, April 17, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by ap
the universe is
a sphere... all center lacking
for circumference

Haiku # 9276, April 17, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by ap
fat ap hates fat ap
there I fed it as shit to
self - self you're zapped, Z-ap
Haiku # 9275, April 17, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by ap
can't walk on water.
I keep sinking since I got
these holes in my feet.
Haiku # 9274, April 17, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Jesus of Gallilee
fat chickenshit trout
rises predictable to
the hook! a baBOOn!
Haiku # 9273, April 17, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by ap
bitter haiku may
lift karmic revelation
like so many skirts


Haiku # 9272, April 17, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
mine better than here
and as the year gets into
gear, you're in your blear
Haiku # 9271, April 17, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by boo
ap so ape; an ape's
ap-hole is apt to hold a
pregnant paw, ahhhh, so.
Haiku # 9270, April 17, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku baBOOn bait.
Come 'n get it! Bad haiku!
None better than here.
Haiku # 9269, April 17, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by ap
French fried asshole!
Hold the jalapenos, please.
Preparation H.
Haiku # 9268, April 17, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
Corn. Yes, there's corn here.
Contrast of color, texture.
Aroma sublime!
Haiku # 9267, April 17, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by ap
Peristaltic pause.
Waves form, pressure increases!
Rocket shit to moon!
Haiku # 9266, April 17, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by ap
some erudition
in others toilet chat room.
regular programs...
Haiku # 9265, April 17, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by boo
"strings" are pubes! that gauge
singularity - vulva!
axis mundi, NOW!!
Haiku # 9264, April 17, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Miss Everything of ekpyrotic howe
none dare name orgone,
soliton in brane: science
forpukes its murdered!
Haiku # 9263, April 17, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by wilhelm reich of from my grave
superstition and
science, together as one
in major league bums.
Haiku # 9262, April 17, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by unconceding
like black mollasses
three dimensional content
downloads really slow
Haiku # 9261, April 17, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
baBOOns, when confined,
are amusing, harmless fools.
big, red assd' retards.

Flinging shit about,
eating fleas, while hoping they
were only human.

Haiku # 9260, April 17, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by ap
why does the bad math
not answer their telephone
could be they're busy
Haiku # 9259, April 17, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
ekpyrotic blues
from a singularity
like your apt-plitude*
Haiku # 9258, April 17, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by boo ovrut
sex dimembrane curls
undulation procreates
nothing NEW, Baby!
Haiku # 9257, April 17, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by boo ovrut
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony!
Haiku # 9256, April 17, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to linda molton howe
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony
Haiku # 9255, April 17, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
soliton in brane
or brane in gravity, huh?
make, wake up your mind
Haiku # 9254, April 17, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to burt ovrut
so, ap is apt to
double post haiku to his
grave - grave day for all
Haiku # 9253, April 17, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by boo
he thinks in haiku.
submits shitty ones? answer's
blowing out his ass
Haiku # 9252, April 17, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by boo
mommy never changed
ME! - wah! wah! Wah! WAh! WAH! WAH!
-you get the result-
Haiku # 9251, April 17, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by punk baddy
what's the plan? too much
distraction to save the world:
american plan.
Haiku # 9250, April 17, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by quazimodo
waiting for Janice
to return my messages
guess there's no one home
Haiku # 9249, April 17, 2001 4:36 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
chaos batters me
30 minutes and i leave
for long restful night
Haiku # 9248, April 17, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
freeze, then warm, then freeze.
soon i will crack like cement.
and weeds will flourish
Haiku # 9247, April 17, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
My balogna smells
like cologne reminding me
of a phogna bogne
Haiku # 9246, April 17, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by optional
Windows ME is
to suck, as short and curly
is to pubic hair
Haiku # 9245, April 17, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by bill gates' hair piece
Win2K formats
Freshly partitioned hard drive.
Soon it will awake.
Haiku # 9244, April 17, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Jobby
Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?
Haiku # 9243, April 17, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by optional
Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?
Haiku # 9242, April 17, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by optional
Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?
Haiku # 9241, April 17, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by optional
Lucky for you and
Bad Haiku, I'm sick of words
that rhyme with FREEZING!
Haiku # 9240, April 17, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by optional
Lucky for you and
Bad Haiku, I'm sick of words
that rhyme with FREEZING!
Haiku # 9239, April 17, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by optional
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