Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

the universe is
a sphere... all center lacking
for circumference

Haiku # 9276, April 17, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by ap
fat ap hates fat ap
there I fed it as shit to
self - self you're zapped, Z-ap
Haiku # 9275, April 17, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by ap
can't walk on water.
I keep sinking since I got
these holes in my feet.
Haiku # 9274, April 17, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Jesus of Gallilee
fat chickenshit trout
rises predictable to
the hook! a baBOOn!
Haiku # 9273, April 17, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by ap
bitter haiku may
lift karmic revelation
like so many skirts


Haiku # 9272, April 17, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
mine better than here
and as the year gets into
gear, you're in your blear
Haiku # 9271, April 17, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by boo
ap so ape; an ape's
ap-hole is apt to hold a
pregnant paw, ahhhh, so.
Haiku # 9270, April 17, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku baBOOn bait.
Come 'n get it! Bad haiku!
None better than here.
Haiku # 9269, April 17, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by ap
French fried asshole!
Hold the jalapenos, please.
Preparation H.
Haiku # 9268, April 17, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
Corn. Yes, there's corn here.
Contrast of color, texture.
Aroma sublime!
Haiku # 9267, April 17, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by ap
Peristaltic pause.
Waves form, pressure increases!
Rocket shit to moon!
Haiku # 9266, April 17, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by ap
some erudition
in others toilet chat room.
regular programs...
Haiku # 9265, April 17, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by boo
"strings" are pubes! that gauge
singularity - vulva!
axis mundi, NOW!!
Haiku # 9264, April 17, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Miss Everything of ekpyrotic howe
none dare name orgone,
soliton in brane: science
forpukes its murdered!
Haiku # 9263, April 17, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by wilhelm reich of from my grave
superstition and
science, together as one
in major league bums.
Haiku # 9262, April 17, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by unconceding
like black mollasses
three dimensional content
downloads really slow
Haiku # 9261, April 17, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
baBOOns, when confined,
are amusing, harmless fools.
big, red assd' retards.

Flinging shit about,
eating fleas, while hoping they
were only human.

Haiku # 9260, April 17, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by ap
why does the bad math
not answer their telephone
could be they're busy
Haiku # 9259, April 17, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
ekpyrotic blues
from a singularity
like your apt-plitude*
Haiku # 9258, April 17, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by boo ovrut
sex dimembrane curls
undulation procreates
nothing NEW, Baby!
Haiku # 9257, April 17, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by boo ovrut
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony!
Haiku # 9256, April 17, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to linda molton howe
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony
Haiku # 9255, April 17, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
soliton in brane
or brane in gravity, huh?
make, wake up your mind
Haiku # 9254, April 17, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to burt ovrut
so, ap is apt to
double post haiku to his
grave - grave day for all
Haiku # 9253, April 17, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by boo
he thinks in haiku.
submits shitty ones? answer's
blowing out his ass
Haiku # 9252, April 17, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by boo
mommy never changed
ME! - wah! wah! Wah! WAh! WAH! WAH!
-you get the result-
Haiku # 9251, April 17, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by punk baddy
what's the plan? too much
distraction to save the world:
american plan.
Haiku # 9250, April 17, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by quazimodo
waiting for Janice
to return my messages
guess there's no one home
Haiku # 9249, April 17, 2001 4:36 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
chaos batters me
30 minutes and i leave
for long restful night
Haiku # 9248, April 17, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
freeze, then warm, then freeze.
soon i will crack like cement.
and weeds will flourish
Haiku # 9247, April 17, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
My balogna smells
like cologne reminding me
of a phogna bogne
Haiku # 9246, April 17, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by optional
Windows ME is
to suck, as short and curly
is to pubic hair
Haiku # 9245, April 17, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by bill gates' hair piece
Win2K formats
Freshly partitioned hard drive.
Soon it will awake.
Haiku # 9244, April 17, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Jobby
Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?
Haiku # 9243, April 17, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by optional
Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?
Haiku # 9242, April 17, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by optional
Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?
Haiku # 9241, April 17, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by optional
Lucky for you and
Bad Haiku, I'm sick of words
that rhyme with FREEZING!
Haiku # 9240, April 17, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by optional
Lucky for you and
Bad Haiku, I'm sick of words
that rhyme with FREEZING!
Haiku # 9239, April 17, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by optional
On top of that the
Constipation, teeth chatter
and butt cheeks, SQEEZING
Haiku # 9238, April 17, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by optional
On a jacket I
Must put to surely keep my
cold ass from SNEEZING
Haiku # 9237, April 17, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by Optional
Office equipped with
Central air, makes me wish I
Had more hair. FREEZING!
Haiku # 9236, April 17, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it was the server's
fault. now so sorry to be
a double poster.
Haiku # 9235, April 17, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by ap
memorialize
joey with bad haiku or
paint on black velvet.

just like jesus or
jfk. elvis always
looks cool when painted.
Haiku # 9234, April 17, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ap
memorialize
joey with bad haiku or
paint on black velvet.

just like jesus or
jfk. elvis always
looks cool when painted.
Haiku # 9233, April 17, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by ap
TV shows what sells
to people... now doesn't that
make us MORE evil?
Haiku # 9232, April 17, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
joey's spirit lives
rest in peace joey ramone
punk changed everything
Haiku # 9231, April 17, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by mellie
bloated colon bursts
through clenched anus, spraying you
with my grit. sorry.
Haiku # 9230, April 17, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by sango orangutango
TV is evil
It creates greedy zombies,
monsters with no sense
Haiku # 9229, April 17, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Na Na of Sick Building
Yummy chocolate
Trickling down my double chin
Never say diet!
Haiku # 9228, April 17, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Na Na of Sick Building
inspirational
not amotivational
inhalational
Haiku # 9227, April 17, 2001 10:15 am ET
by ash
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