baBOOns, when confined,
are amusing, harmless fools.
big, red assd' retards.
Flinging shit about,
eating fleas, while hoping they
were only human.
by ap
why does the bad math
not answer their telephone
could be they're busy
by geoff of fashion district
ekpyrotic blues
from a singularity
like your apt-plitude*
by boo ovrut
sex dimembrane curls
undulation procreates
nothing NEW, Baby!
by boo ovrut
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony!
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to linda molton howe
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
soliton in brane
or brane in gravity, huh?
make, wake up your mind
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to burt ovrut
so, ap is apt to
double post haiku to his
grave - grave day for all
by boo
he thinks in haiku.
submits shitty ones? answer's
blowing out his ass
by boo
mommy never changed
ME! - wah! wah! Wah! WAh! WAH! WAH!
-you get the result-
by punk baddy
what's the plan? too much
distraction to save the world:
american plan.
by quazimodo
waiting for Janice
to return my messages
guess there's no one home
by geoff of fashion district
chaos batters me
30 minutes and i leave
for long restful night
by ferret70 of chicago
freeze, then warm, then freeze.
soon i will crack like cement.
and weeds will flourish
by ferret70 of chicago
My balogna smells
like cologne reminding me
of a phogna bogne
by optional
Windows ME is
to suck, as short and curly
is to pubic hair
by bill gates' hair piece
Win2K formats
Freshly partitioned hard drive.
Soon it will awake.
by Jobby
Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?
by optional
Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?
by optional
Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?
by optional
Lucky for you and
Bad Haiku, I'm sick of words
that rhyme with FREEZING!
by optional
Lucky for you and
Bad Haiku, I'm sick of words
that rhyme with FREEZING!
by optional
On top of that the
Constipation, teeth chatter
and butt cheeks, SQEEZING
by optional
On a jacket I
Must put to surely keep my
cold ass from SNEEZING
by Optional
Office equipped with
Central air, makes me wish I
Had more hair. FREEZING!
by Anonymous Poet
it was the server's
fault. now so sorry to be
a double poster.
by ap
memorialize
joey with bad haiku or
paint on black velvet.
just like jesus or
jfk. elvis always
looks cool when painted.
by ap
memorialize
joey with bad haiku or
paint on black velvet.
just like jesus or
jfk. elvis always
looks cool when painted.
by ap
TV shows what sells
to people... now doesn't that
make us MORE evil?
by Anonymous Poet
joey's spirit lives
rest in peace joey ramone
punk changed everything
by mellie
bloated colon bursts
through clenched anus, spraying you
with my grit. sorry.
by sango orangutango
TV is evil
It creates greedy zombies,
monsters with no sense
by Na Na of Sick Building
Yummy chocolate
Trickling down my double chin
Never say diet!
by Na Na of Sick Building
inspirational
not amotivational
inhalational
by ash
ev'ry now and then
in a moment of pure zen
i raise up the pen
by ash
too predictably
inevitability
life's evolution
by ash
She is a Hi-Fi
Samuri and He is a
warrior poet
together they will
sit at the edge of the world
and share a dubie
by optional
lone gunman, just me
companions in haiku crime
are gone now, just me
by Drophammer
gazing at my palm
reflecting on reflections
holding my stylus
by ash
A busy day needs
a good dose of bad haiku
to help set the tone.
by Windsong
fingerfood moves out -
gives the finger, takes the food and
retires for the night.
by fingerfood
fasten your seat belts!
concorde swoops down the runway!
um... what's that thi-...CRASH!
by fingerfood
the red bulb flickers
and mournfully breathes its last.
the dark room's darker.
by fingerfood
Deep contemplation
What's that scratching in my ass?
oh - my fingernail.
by fingerfood
pillow-talk's nice but
we should discuss religion -
let's talk about sects.
by fingerfood
launch me to the moon
so I can truly find out -
Is there a man there?
by fingerfood
Damn pressure extreme.
Sphincter torqued to red line now!
Hydrolaser shit.
by ap
Poor silly baBoon!
Prozac? Elavil? Zoloft?
Play nice or suffer.
by ap
caressed lovingly
his tools are greased and oily
O he'll come again
this whippersnipper
wildly weilding that big thing
makes me go crazy
he comes every week
fires that thing up and buzzes
till he finishes
by mellie
better yet-
rain flowers of spring
like vulvas of silver pee;
feel when urine me!
by Miss Everything
