Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

solve yer own problems
save the Earth; the good'll take
a liking to ya!
Haiku # 9296, April 18, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by joe hill of living in kentucky
all apE-MAN says in
9-2-9-3 he whines to
his mommy...wah, WAH!
Haiku # 9295, April 18, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by boo
when boo talks ass 'low
it's ap's ass he really shows
I know, now you know
Haiku # 9294, April 18, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by boo
strong shit spray rebounds
paints my ass fragrently brown.
mommy wipes my ass!
Haiku # 9293, April 18, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by boo
life's too serious
all the humour has vanished...
gary larson - come back
Haiku # 9292, April 18, 2001 11:56 am ET
by fingerfood
windows 2000
ate up all my memory!
forgot your birthday...
Haiku # 9291, April 18, 2001 11:52 am ET
by fingerfood
salvation for all!
fingerfood has awoken
more bad haiku flows
Haiku # 9290, April 18, 2001 11:47 am ET
by fingerfood
somnolent poets
or absent inspiration?
mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 9289, April 18, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ap
you can count on it
count me in for the census
you can't count me out

no don't count on me
no accounting where I'll be
I have six senses

Haiku # 9288, April 18, 2001 9:39 am ET
by mellie
Girl leaves boy for me
But now she doesn't know
I am in trouble now.
Haiku # 9287, April 18, 2001 6:28 am ET
by The Annihalator of http://www.buzzer.co.uk
gender confused, this
bitter skydiving baboon.
Mommy wipes its ass.
Haiku # 9286, April 18, 2001 6:12 am ET
by ap
we are the good guys
america, israel
what do you mean, no?
Haiku # 9285, April 18, 2001 4:43 am ET
by ash
upcoming census
cross your hearts and hope to die
hands up all jedi
Haiku # 9284, April 18, 2001 4:41 am ET
by ash
Oooo, I made forever
over for them, for you, Jesus.
now do your stuff, stuff me!

6-8-6: sex-ate-sex
Haiku # 9283, April 18, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Miss Everything
ignore them Jesus
they know not wh- or anything
for that matter... jerks!

jerks for Jesus
Haiku # 9282, April 18, 2001 1:51 am ET
by Miss Everything
from today until
forever, haiku ends
"mommy wipes my ass"
Haiku # 9281, April 17, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ap
Hey! You! Galilee!
Puhleeze give me some more
perfect bad haiku.
Haiku # 9280, April 17, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
dorothy parker
has left the building. resume
your declination.
Haiku # 9279, April 17, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ap
Shit crust on scrotum!
Popping pustule drainage!
Mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 9278, April 17, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by boo
greivous injury!
who molests contemplation?
eruidition?
Haiku # 9277, April 17, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by ap
the universe is
a sphere... all center lacking
for circumference

Haiku # 9276, April 17, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by ap
fat ap hates fat ap
there I fed it as shit to
self - self you're zapped, Z-ap
Haiku # 9275, April 17, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by ap
can't walk on water.
I keep sinking since I got
these holes in my feet.
Haiku # 9274, April 17, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Jesus of Gallilee
fat chickenshit trout
rises predictable to
the hook! a baBOOn!
Haiku # 9273, April 17, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by ap
bitter haiku may
lift karmic revelation
like so many skirts


Haiku # 9272, April 17, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
mine better than here
and as the year gets into
gear, you're in your blear
Haiku # 9271, April 17, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by boo
ap so ape; an ape's
ap-hole is apt to hold a
pregnant paw, ahhhh, so.
Haiku # 9270, April 17, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku baBOOn bait.
Come 'n get it! Bad haiku!
None better than here.
Haiku # 9269, April 17, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by ap
French fried asshole!
Hold the jalapenos, please.
Preparation H.
Haiku # 9268, April 17, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
Corn. Yes, there's corn here.
Contrast of color, texture.
Aroma sublime!
Haiku # 9267, April 17, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by ap
Peristaltic pause.
Waves form, pressure increases!
Rocket shit to moon!
Haiku # 9266, April 17, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by ap
some erudition
in others toilet chat room.
regular programs...
Haiku # 9265, April 17, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by boo
"strings" are pubes! that gauge
singularity - vulva!
axis mundi, NOW!!
Haiku # 9264, April 17, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Miss Everything of ekpyrotic howe
none dare name orgone,
soliton in brane: science
forpukes its murdered!
Haiku # 9263, April 17, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by wilhelm reich of from my grave
superstition and
science, together as one
in major league bums.
Haiku # 9262, April 17, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by unconceding
like black mollasses
three dimensional content
downloads really slow
Haiku # 9261, April 17, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
baBOOns, when confined,
are amusing, harmless fools.
big, red assd' retards.

Flinging shit about,
eating fleas, while hoping they
were only human.

Haiku # 9260, April 17, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by ap
why does the bad math
not answer their telephone
could be they're busy
Haiku # 9259, April 17, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
ekpyrotic blues
from a singularity
like your apt-plitude*
Haiku # 9258, April 17, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by boo ovrut
sex dimembrane curls
undulation procreates
nothing NEW, Baby!
Haiku # 9257, April 17, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by boo ovrut
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony!
Haiku # 9256, April 17, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to linda molton howe
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony
Haiku # 9255, April 17, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
soliton in brane
or brane in gravity, huh?
make, wake up your mind
Haiku # 9254, April 17, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to burt ovrut
so, ap is apt to
double post haiku to his
grave - grave day for all
Haiku # 9253, April 17, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by boo
he thinks in haiku.
submits shitty ones? answer's
blowing out his ass
Haiku # 9252, April 17, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by boo
mommy never changed
ME! - wah! wah! Wah! WAh! WAH! WAH!
-you get the result-
Haiku # 9251, April 17, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by punk baddy
what's the plan? too much
distraction to save the world:
american plan.
Haiku # 9250, April 17, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by quazimodo
waiting for Janice
to return my messages
guess there's no one home
Haiku # 9249, April 17, 2001 4:36 pm ET
by geoff of fashion district
chaos batters me
30 minutes and i leave
for long restful night
Haiku # 9248, April 17, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
freeze, then warm, then freeze.
soon i will crack like cement.
and weeds will flourish
Haiku # 9247, April 17, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
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