Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

once a wild hog
fuck'd a beautiful princess
shit squirt universe
Haiku # 9330, April 18, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by boo
what the apE-man says
as ap and what he says as
boo; ap-lies to ap

only, phoney ap-**
Haiku # 9329, April 18, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by boo of real pride
what does THAT mean? Wah!
ap smites what he won't ever
understand, poo baby*
Haiku # 9328, April 18, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by boo
Its a cunt! No. It's
a scrotum. Look here,
can you tell me? please?

Haiku # 9327, April 18, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by boo
9275 about 9307
is 7734 upside head and backwards
9308-9312

aint boolean its you appoo
Haiku # 9326, April 18, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by boo of real pride
Maggido magic?
What the fuck does that mean?
Mommy wipes my ass?
Haiku # 9325, April 18, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by ap
Cleopatra's cunt.
I smell a boo. Ignorant
fuckin' egyptian!
Haiku # 9324, April 18, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by ap
retard farts, nostril
magnets. what are these fuckers
doing to their food.
Haiku # 9323, April 18, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by fartsmeller
a frozen E T
burrito, the blues in a
ecotopia
Haiku # 9322, April 18, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by smelllike fartfella
miss-ap-plication
boolean operation
one's powers beyond
Haiku # 9321, April 18, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix
Burritos supreme
refried beans enchilada
go forth and prosper
Haiku # 9320, April 18, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by fartsmeller
babboon knowledge troth
the conquorer of assholes
maggido magic
Haiku # 9319, April 18, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix
thirty-three degree
lies horus. nine ninty dies
from flower power
Haiku # 9318, April 18, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by boo
eat the farms, asshole
they grow your fave digestion
all you are is shit

below
Haiku # 9317, April 18, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by boo
Whining farmers scream
For New Deal programs and cash
then crab about big gov.
Haiku # 9316, April 18, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
George W porked
his friends. and his enemies
dick cheney for sure.
Haiku # 9315, April 18, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ap
I paid my taxes
Hope W. can spend it
on pork for his friends
Haiku # 9314, April 18, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Goo the Pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget
Haiku # 9313, April 18, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by (ttpenis reed) of potulan
shitting. It's fine with me.
And no matter what
anyone says, I'm a cocksucker.

Just so you know.
Haiku # 9312, April 18, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by boo
wants to post under my
name, It's OK with me.
Go ahead. Write about

Haiku # 9311, April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
But uneducated as
I am, and chickenshit as
I am, I do them. If anybody

Haiku # 9310, April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
If I wasn't such a
chickenshit motherfucker
I wouldn't do these things.

Haiku # 9309, April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
Shit! I am busted!
I posted 9 2 7 5.
Turnabout, fair play.
Haiku # 9308, April 18, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by boo
this is really good
bad haiku. who invended
this wild haiku?
Haiku # 9307, April 18, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by jellyfish
anarchy chaos
lawlessness and anomie
haiku disorder
Haiku # 9306, April 18, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by jellyfish
sad sad sad sad sad
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
sad sad but funny
Haiku # 9305, April 18, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by optional
dear departed wife
the rough hole in your headstone
has chafed my penis
Haiku # 9304, April 18, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
this is strong stuff, now.
not like a baby would do.
fries just won't stand up.
Haiku # 9303, April 18, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by jellyfish
Move over, Jesus...
all hail the king of the juice!
You want fries with that?
Haiku # 9302, April 18, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by option
Oh.. the juice is loose
Now that's a mental image
I could live without
Haiku # 9301, April 18, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by optional
No, not like taffy.
It has more nose. Maybe
just a hint of fruit.
Haiku # 9300, April 18, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by jellyfish
Your adult diapers!
What horrid stench this way comes...
it's not like taffy
Haiku # 9299, April 18, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by optional of West Vagina
Yablonski's daughter
another unknown murder
u. s. policies.
Haiku # 9298, April 18, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by joe hill of living in virginia
anal retention
violent passivity...
which side are you on?
Haiku # 9297, April 18, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by joe hill of living in kentucky
solve yer own problems
save the Earth; the good'll take
a liking to ya!
Haiku # 9296, April 18, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by joe hill of living in kentucky
all apE-MAN says in
9-2-9-3 he whines to
his mommy...wah, WAH!
Haiku # 9295, April 18, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by boo
when boo talks ass 'low
it's ap's ass he really shows
I know, now you know
Haiku # 9294, April 18, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by boo
strong shit spray rebounds
paints my ass fragrently brown.
mommy wipes my ass!
Haiku # 9293, April 18, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by boo
life's too serious
all the humour has vanished...
gary larson - come back
Haiku # 9292, April 18, 2001 11:56 am ET
by fingerfood
windows 2000
ate up all my memory!
forgot your birthday...
Haiku # 9291, April 18, 2001 11:52 am ET
by fingerfood
salvation for all!
fingerfood has awoken
more bad haiku flows
Haiku # 9290, April 18, 2001 11:47 am ET
by fingerfood
somnolent poets
or absent inspiration?
mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 9289, April 18, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ap
you can count on it
count me in for the census
you can't count me out

no don't count on me
no accounting where I'll be
I have six senses

Haiku # 9288, April 18, 2001 9:39 am ET
by mellie
Girl leaves boy for me
But now she doesn't know
I am in trouble now.
Haiku # 9287, April 18, 2001 6:28 am ET
by The Annihalator of http://www.buzzer.co.uk
gender confused, this
bitter skydiving baboon.
Mommy wipes its ass.
Haiku # 9286, April 18, 2001 6:12 am ET
by ap
we are the good guys
america, israel
what do you mean, no?
Haiku # 9285, April 18, 2001 4:43 am ET
by ash
upcoming census
cross your hearts and hope to die
hands up all jedi
Haiku # 9284, April 18, 2001 4:41 am ET
by ash
Oooo, I made forever
over for them, for you, Jesus.
now do your stuff, stuff me!

6-8-6: sex-ate-sex
Haiku # 9283, April 18, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Miss Everything
ignore them Jesus
they know not wh- or anything
for that matter... jerks!

jerks for Jesus
Haiku # 9282, April 18, 2001 1:51 am ET
by Miss Everything
from today until
forever, haiku ends
"mommy wipes my ass"
Haiku # 9281, April 17, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ap
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