Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

She lingers longer
when his cock is longer. In
science we never laugh
Haiku # 9357, April 19, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Optional
he lingers longer
when his ring finger's longer
could be old wive's tale

to assist science
I should volunteer now
to test the theory
Haiku # 9356, April 19, 2001 7:43 am ET
by mellie
swinish behavour
to say the least Ash, pollster
uncomfortable
Haiku # 9355, April 19, 2001 1:11 am ET
by mellie
buchanon for prez -
least votes - played a real Tiger
Woods game - like a pro!
Haiku # 9354, April 18, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by unconceding
over a barrel
porked by a politician
motive not votive
Haiku # 9353, April 18, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by ash
i spit on your beard!
wipe my ass with your guthra!
Change that shit stained thobe!
Haiku # 9352, April 18, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by slomo
humping a headstone
you call that necromancy ?
it's a grave mistake
Haiku # 9351, April 18, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ash
You think we are lose!
Ha! We got lottsa rocks here!
High tech bus bombs, too!
Haiku # 9350, April 18, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by Yessir are ye' fat?
terrence, not a bit
homophobic - observant
of gay-trek haiku
Haiku # 9349, April 18, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by boo of accept no substitutes
according to punk
baddy's analysis, (he
who eats shit, shits eats)

greedy organic
family farmers are what wrecked
his america.
Haiku # 9348, April 18, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by candy ass of kansas
Fucking shit. Lost my
laudnum. Buy a poor begger
a whiskey, eh mate?
Haiku # 9347, April 18, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by edgar allen poe
Corn? Corn? Don't recall
eating corn. But the contrast
is quite artistic.
Haiku # 9346, April 18, 2001 9:42 pm ET
by ap
Here's boo's finest moment!

"mini skirts glued to breasts:
ah, Sex Trek - prepubescent
queers dream Spock bugs Kirk/* "

Boo wrote this!
True genius. Just a little homophobic.
What's with the fuckin asterisk?
Haiku # 9345, April 18, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by terrance
warm day, went without
panties, backpack lifted skirt
at water fountain^
Haiku # 9344, April 18, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Miss Everything of true tail
i should be reading
speech by nelson mandella
'stead i'm on the net.
Haiku # 9343, April 18, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by tracy of portland
You're welcome, boo.
Now go get that prick bastard.
I worship you, boo.
Haiku # 9342, April 18, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by terrance
i got the squirts!
Soiled my fucking bloomers!
just one trickey fart.
Haiku # 9341, April 18, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by fartsmeller
thanks terrance. not boo
when you say mommy wipes then
everyone knows you!

so don't ap-pologize, phoney
Haiku # 9340, April 18, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by boo of real pride
That settles it, boo.
I apologise. Really.
Fuck my ass now. Please?
Haiku # 9339, April 18, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by ap
Go boo go! Beat that
Yankee drekbag. Beat him good!
Boo, best haiku here!
Haiku # 9338, April 18, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by terrance
My education
is lacking. Please forgive me.
Mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 9337, April 18, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by boo, real pride
9330,9331 not boo
but I flunkede rubber
when I ribbed you
Haiku # 9336, April 18, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by boo of real pride
slander egytians,
why don't you! not-boo ribber
sticks to not-boo glue!
Haiku # 9335, April 18, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by boo of real pride
keep acting stupid
your buddies will side with you,
you worse-than-loser!
Haiku # 9334, April 18, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by boo of real pride
call a retard what
you don't understand! you flunkede
psychology, dolt?
Haiku # 9333, April 18, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by boo of real pride
corporation farms
grab little farm subsidies-
screw the family
Haiku # 9332, April 18, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by boo
I am rubber you
are glue? Gimme a fuckin'
break. Fuckin' retard.
Haiku # 9331, April 18, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by boo ---- pee wee herman
once a wild hog
fuck'd a beautiful princess
shit squirt universe
Haiku # 9330, April 18, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by boo
what the apE-man says
as ap and what he says as
boo; ap-lies to ap

only, phoney ap-**
Haiku # 9329, April 18, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by boo of real pride
what does THAT mean? Wah!
ap smites what he won't ever
understand, poo baby*
Haiku # 9328, April 18, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by boo
Its a cunt! No. It's
a scrotum. Look here,
can you tell me? please?

Haiku # 9327, April 18, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by boo
9275 about 9307
is 7734 upside head and backwards
9308-9312

aint boolean its you appoo
Haiku # 9326, April 18, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by boo of real pride
Maggido magic?
What the fuck does that mean?
Mommy wipes my ass?
Haiku # 9325, April 18, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by ap
Cleopatra's cunt.
I smell a boo. Ignorant
fuckin' egyptian!
Haiku # 9324, April 18, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by ap
retard farts, nostril
magnets. what are these fuckers
doing to their food.
Haiku # 9323, April 18, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by fartsmeller
a frozen E T
burrito, the blues in a
ecotopia
Haiku # 9322, April 18, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by smelllike fartfella
miss-ap-plication
boolean operation
one's powers beyond
Haiku # 9321, April 18, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix
Burritos supreme
refried beans enchilada
go forth and prosper
Haiku # 9320, April 18, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by fartsmeller
babboon knowledge troth
the conquorer of assholes
maggido magic
Haiku # 9319, April 18, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix
thirty-three degree
lies horus. nine ninty dies
from flower power
Haiku # 9318, April 18, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by boo
eat the farms, asshole
they grow your fave digestion
all you are is shit

below
Haiku # 9317, April 18, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by boo
Whining farmers scream
For New Deal programs and cash
then crab about big gov.
Haiku # 9316, April 18, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
George W porked
his friends. and his enemies
dick cheney for sure.
Haiku # 9315, April 18, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ap
I paid my taxes
Hope W. can spend it
on pork for his friends
Haiku # 9314, April 18, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Goo the Pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget
Haiku # 9313, April 18, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by (ttpenis reed) of potulan
shitting. It's fine with me.
And no matter what
anyone says, I'm a cocksucker.

Just so you know.
Haiku # 9312, April 18, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by boo
wants to post under my
name, It's OK with me.
Go ahead. Write about

Haiku # 9311, April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
But uneducated as
I am, and chickenshit as
I am, I do them. If anybody

Haiku # 9310, April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
If I wasn't such a
chickenshit motherfucker
I wouldn't do these things.

Haiku # 9309, April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
Shit! I am busted!
I posted 9 2 7 5.
Turnabout, fair play.
Haiku # 9308, April 18, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by boo
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