my cat is purring
i'm licking his sour asshole
then my wife walks in
by Hollywood Bonfire
My workplace has rules
for forming line in kitchen
it so makes me laugh
by ferret70 of chicago
On the other hand,
Reciting "Dead Parrot Sketch"
Cheers me the hell up.
by ferret70 of chicago
venting never works
for me; i talk rage, sadness,
but they are still here.
by ferret70 of chicago
if you're jonesing for
a screw. Baby come and sit
on my skin statue
by Anonymous Poet
lassie go home, now
if you were only sassy
lassy - to give bone
by timmy
A box of memories
Glad to share
Put me in there
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by Anonymous Poet
Bark woof bow wow bark
Bow wow woof woof bark bark bark
woof bark bow wow woof
by lassie
That's a 10-4, boo
or should I say 4-20?
Corral Reefer HO!
by Optional
you know ships sail on
e-mocean here, without hemp
sails to catch the wind.
by boo
puny plans evolve
on brains of critics; no thanks
needed, argue well.
by boo of no substitute
If I was a ship
I'd sail on your emotion
ocean tidal wave
by Optional
Lets go to Quebec
somebody has to speak up
bring your attitude
by ap
it's ultra obscene
take your time to consider
skin on skin with me
by mellie
he crooks that finger
he's got me on my knees now
I am not praying
sweet god oh god yes
it's hard I'm unrepentant
I am in heaven
by mellie
we'll build it with rocks
a big hollow thing that roars
and flies around fast
the plan's evolving
the critics can fuck themselves
we got inertia
by Hollywood Bonfire
fresh from the treetops
speaking out on my behalf
it's advocado
by ash
effortless smiles
patiently following the
bottom round cheeks
by garik of Jersey
the tree loppers came
phloem flew and xylem also
with more yet to go
by ash
it's five forty five
i've eaten and i'm at home
feel so much better
by tracy puddle of portland
one time i jerked off
so fast - no shit, really - that
my cock caught on fire
by jellyfish
haiku number ten
four pm - boredom sets in
i want to go home
by tracy puddle of portland
and i'd walk around
tell everyone "mazeltov!'
for no good reason
by tracy puddle of portland
if i were german
i would yell, ich brauche dich
and he wouldn't know.
by tracy puddle of portland
he gets free tickets
to everything in this town
but he never goes.
by tracy puddle of portland
he thinks of weight loss
you're not fat, i want to scream
would he listen? no.
by tracy puddle of portland
the school library,
so dark and so gloomy, is
always much too hot.
by tracy puddle of portland
why so sad, ferret?
i wish you would feel better
have a lovely day.
by tracy puddle of portland
if i end up like
my dad - alcoholic, sad -
i will shoot myself
by tracy puddle of portland
i can't stand it when
i'm eating a lollipop
and the stick falls off.
by tracy puddle of portland
sitting on toilet
contemplating my penis
shit splashes below
but its no bother
i like the sound of water
peaceful and calming
by jellyfish
and while you're at it,
could you please destroy berlin?
germans bother me.
by jellyfish a prayer
dear jesus lord god,
i need a blow job so bad.
please send a cute girl.
small tits are o k
and i don't need to fuck her.
do let her swallow.
by a prayer from jellyfish
not sure what to do
want to work but i was
prepared for worst
by oa
tom robbin's "peach fish".
i couldn't agree any more.
she is delicious.
by ap
any morning you
can walk away from unscathed
must be a good one.
by ferret70 of chicago
how much i tried to
be unlike my father, but
others see the same.
by ferret70 of chicago
when the shitrain falls
hide wherever you can hide.
wait for quiet, peace.
by ferret70 of chicago
slam your fist on door.
don't turn and strike in return.
she's too dumb to know.
by ferret70 of chiacgo
cannot give you much.
time has eroded my soul.
all i have is tears.
by ferret70 of chicago
Rolling on malcom
jaws clenching seratonin
strichnine takes over
by Optional
ecstasy at work
makes it hard to concentrate
but my desk feels cool
by Hollywood Bonfire
thanks Mellie for
your sympathetic haiku
less melancholy
by original annonymous
work through this with me
you are not alone
all i want is joy for your life
by Anonymous Poet
don't Anonymous
that made me feel so sad mate
my heart aches for you
by mellie
i really broke down
this trouble i'm having now
is breaking my heart
by Anonymous Poet
She said to me once,
"Could you not be negative?"
I pondered, said, "No."
by ferret70 of chicago
It was a woman
Who drove me to drinking. I
Never did thank her.
WC Fields
by Optional
