Someone get this loaded
temper out of my hands
they're fighting each other

little town of Friendship
over things like hate and lobsters
territorial disputes between fishermen

there will be those who
prove their worth to each other
not to just me or you

The long list of haikus is
just an expression of
frustration I had at
being misunderstoof

A man threw a knife
at me at work, telling me
how to do my job
He could have killed me
but I am alive as you all are

If you want me to
perish...I'll do myself
in, just fine...and enjoy the ride

I can't play master
to all these blank angry liberals
I'm damned myself...

It is the state of those
already in hell too lazy
to get out

Rapture happens and
will people still be here sitting
as if nothing happened?

by the way, who's Dr. Claw?
who is everyone here?

I answered in rage
something about judgement
What preacher can reach you?
Tell me to get lost, talk to Jesus...

What would you say to Jack Kerouac
out of envy, jealousy, rage...
I told a person I give up on Jesus Christ
and the fucker went what?
Like he wasn't there...
Are you there you who critique?

you probably think one
thing and me another
it's all Samsara and misunderstanding

...of course I have grave beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy them
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?

...of course I have grave beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy them
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?

there ya go paver!
social, comedic, haiku !
Grandma has a cock!

at least we try to
respect the form. usually.
5 seven 5. usually.

tight buns, large ta ta's
dancing for one dollar bills
beats watching reruns

were my desires
greater i would then seek....oh?
Good haikudot com?

unrealized art
expression of a moment
grandma has a cock

no spam, pop-us, ads.
good ideas. comedy.
bad haiku dot com

inspiration of
senior matron's misplaced cock
deserves our response

agony! triumph!
Beautiful becocked Granny
rescues our haiku.

losing weight quickly
down to the last notch on belt
thanks to my tapeworm

watching live football
and commenting in haiku
is far too tricky

keane makes a 'challenge'
man city fans are quite glad
to see him sent off

i wish i could talk
as i'm dying to tell you
your flies are undone

i sure need pizza:
will help to alleviate
my hangover blues

this site has lost it
but the bonfire rekindles
grandma has a cock

interpretation
remains this reader's problem
and indifference

You think you have grave
Beliefs and more
Stop it and fuck yourself
Stop it and fuck yourself
Stop it...PG-13

don't call it a come
back. i been here for years. damn.
forgot the rest. hell!

my star sign leo
thinking charts are out of whack
let's begin again

too many words Mox
I can't follow it all babe
concentration low

The sun always does something
right now
closing down on the end of silent spring's
long dead stasis in ice

Orlando and Stuben
is to Jackman at Moxie Falls
and it all ends at Kokadjo
all are nowhere but everywhere...

thank you all for
giving me a chance
at catharsis...

I don't know but I do know
if one lady who just happens to be one such LDS person weren't there
this would be a sadder world because she is an angel

Drink the tea, read the Bible
cut to the chase...
quiet time with someone...
holy Bushido

dubya smoking that
is merely some odd comedy central
image, the job of president
scapegoat of america
good luck, cancerian...

I still don't know mel's
sign or species...perhaps
the 12 are mere tests
just Gabriel, Micheal, and Raph and the other

Is she all natural
as I need to be real
or will I be an additive alone
I was hyper, still am

it's like a kid that
hollers at you when you need your time
to go do something
and she drags you back...

wrap it up sometimes
dust to matzos, dust to wafers
sleep awaits as does caffiene