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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I saw indifference
as a corpse on a slab
no opinion
dead and safe

yet I was the other extreme
Haiku # 9507, April 22, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie of was just in a bad mood...
a Bible is a
bad subby for temper so
fears unwelcome, but

failure is only
temporary...
Haiku # 9506, April 22, 2001 11:53 am ET
by Moxie of "nuts"
titillation Ash
promising then withdrawal
frustration follows
Haiku # 9505, April 22, 2001 11:17 am ET
by mellie
i've got a secret
if you promise not to tell
no, i changed my mind
Haiku # 9504, April 22, 2001 8:58 am ET
by ash
it's a mixed up world
moxie needs a therapist
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9503, April 22, 2001 8:57 am ET
by ash
guees i waas drinking
this ca nhappen.
the party is good.
Haiku # 9502, April 21, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by ap
mellie, god bless you.
Such charity does absent
in me. I admire!
Haiku # 9501, April 21, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 9500, April 21, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by mellie, sorry moxie slam the psalms
this is not on Mox
please go and sit quietly
meditation's great

contemplation too
gaze at your belly button
get enlightenment

from your bible girl
the pslams are poetical
I'm heretical
Haiku # 9499, April 21, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by mellie
we need new site.
my moronic ramblings
dot fuckin' A com
Haiku # 9498, April 21, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by ap
To Dr. Claw, I am
sorry I have offended you
Mayhaps you are the better poet...

But I shall not give up Christ...
twas a funny critique
amen and hell
Haiku # 9497, April 21, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie of I humbly submit...
Someone get this loaded
temper out of my hands
they're fighting each other

little town of Friendship
over things like hate and lobsters
territorial disputes between fishermen
Haiku # 9496, April 21, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie of live so others may live...
Haiku # 9495, April 21, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
there will be those who
prove their worth to each other
not to just me or you

The long list of haikus is
just an expression of
frustration I had at
being misunderstoof
Haiku # 9494, April 21, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Moxie of we need to survive...
A man threw a knife
at me at work, telling me
how to do my job
He could have killed me
but I am alive as you all are
Haiku # 9493, April 21, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Moxie of mood swing...
If you want me to
perish...I'll do myself
in, just fine...and enjoy the ride
Haiku # 9492, April 21, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie of don't let me stop
I can't play master
to all these blank angry liberals
I'm damned myself...
Haiku # 9491, April 21, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Moxie of I can't do this...
It is the state of those
already in hell too lazy
to get out
Haiku # 9490, April 21, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Moxie of I cannot change indifference...
Rapture happens and
will people still be here sitting
as if nothing happened?
Haiku # 9489, April 21, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie of talk about nothing...
Haiku # 9488, April 21, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
by the way, who's Dr. Claw?
who is everyone here?
Haiku # 9487, April 21, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Moxie of erm...
I answered in rage
something about judgement
What preacher can reach you?
Tell me to get lost, talk to Jesus...
Haiku # 9486, April 21, 2001 11:13 am ET
by Moxie of don't stop joy...
What would you say to Jack Kerouac
out of envy, jealousy, rage...
I told a person I give up on Jesus Christ
and the fucker went what?
Like he wasn't there...
Are you there you who critique?
Haiku # 9485, April 21, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie of stop
you probably think one
thing and me another
it's all Samsara and misunderstanding
Haiku # 9484, April 21, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Moxie of we're all different...
...of course I have grave beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy them
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?
Haiku # 9483, April 21, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Mox of I am a born again Christian...
...of course I have grave beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy them
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?
Haiku # 9482, April 21, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Mox of I am a born again Christian...
there ya go paver!
social, comedic, haiku !
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 9481, April 21, 2001 10:57 am ET
by ap
at least we try to
respect the form. usually.
5 seven 5. usually.
Haiku # 9480, April 21, 2001 10:53 am ET
by ap
tight buns, large ta ta's
dancing for one dollar bills
beats watching reruns
Haiku # 9479, April 21, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Paver
were my desires
greater i would then seek....oh?
Good haikudot com?
Haiku # 9478, April 21, 2001 10:52 am ET
by ap
unrealized art
expression of a moment
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9477, April 21, 2001 10:50 am ET
by ap
no spam, pop-us, ads.
good ideas. comedy.
bad haiku dot com
Haiku # 9476, April 21, 2001 10:45 am ET
by ap
inspiration of
senior matron's misplaced cock
deserves our response
Haiku # 9475, April 21, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ap
agony! triumph!
Beautiful becocked Granny
rescues our haiku.
Haiku # 9474, April 21, 2001 9:48 am ET
by ap
losing weight quickly
down to the last notch on belt
thanks to my tapeworm
Haiku # 9473, April 21, 2001 9:04 am ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
watching live football
and commenting in haiku
is far too tricky
Haiku # 9472, April 21, 2001 8:54 am ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
keane makes a 'challenge'
man city fans are quite glad
to see him sent off
Haiku # 9471, April 21, 2001 8:52 am ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
i wish i could talk
as i'm dying to tell you
your flies are undone
Haiku # 9470, April 21, 2001 8:30 am ET
by my, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
i sure need pizza:
will help to alleviate
my hangover blues
Haiku # 9469, April 21, 2001 8:18 am ET
by me, myself and teabag of www.bebabo.org
this site has lost it
but the bonfire rekindles
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9468, April 21, 2001 8:07 am ET
by ash
interpretation
remains this reader's problem
and indifference
Haiku # 9467, April 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ash
You think you have grave
Beliefs and more
Stop it and fuck yourself
Stop it and fuck yourself
Stop it...PG-13
Haiku # 9466, April 21, 2001 4:46 am ET
by Dr. Claw of MAD
Haiku # 9465, April 21, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9464, April 21, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9463, April 21, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9462, April 21, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9461, April 21, 2001 4:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9460, April 21, 2001 4:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't call it a come
back. i been here for years. damn.
forgot the rest. hell!
Haiku # 9459, April 21, 2001 2:17 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
my star sign leo
thinking charts are out of whack
let's begin again
Haiku # 9458, April 20, 2001 11:10 pm ET
by mellie
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