"no, sex toys aren't cheap
dear, this one was expensive
and it looks so cheap"
to which he replied;
"you must be a dill doh!
let me see that but "
by mellie
Man nearly lost all
In a wiener dog melee
Saved by steel toed boot
by Betty LeBomb
I say: quit your job
I say: take time to enjoy
I say: can't pay rent
by Betty LeBomb
Pause today and think
Was that worth ninety-nine cents?
Good sex toys aren't cheap.
by Betty LeBomb
PhotoShop altered
photos of me being sent
By email to all
by Betty LeBomb
Morning mist settles
Young possums and squirrels play
Behind KFC
by Betty LeBomb
I couldn't resist
The smell of your hair today
My Taco-Bell man
by Betty LeBomb
Earthday was well spent
Smoking pot with the hippies
Screw my fucking job
by Betty LeBomb
The Blue Light special
K-Mart Phoenix rise again
Sales on velcro shoes
by Betty LeBomb
in my universe
i am but a particle
in a solution
by ash
does anyone even count
syllables anymore
by Anonymous Poet
say yeah ! get on down
i say get get get on down
but don't get depressed
by ash
all right all right yeah
blast that fuckin amp blast it
bash those strings hit it
by sister flo
C.S.Lewis and
the heat of an emotion
quelled for now at least
by Moxie of down on self
4-84 left.
The countdown to 10,000
heats with the weather.
by Adam of Toronto
Quality dropping ash.
Where the hell is boo when we
need him. it. her. them.
by ap
Been there, nasty things them
Cheap and expensive booze
results the same, thump thud...
:(
by Moxie/Gharlane of hangover...
Hell. This must be hell.
What is that awful noise?
Make it stop make it .......
by ap
is there a salve or
something like that i can spread
over my poor brain?
by ap
warning - consumption
of alcohol disturbs the
time space continuum
by ap
the net is a big
addiction for me and also
I forget folks here
have their own issues
by Moxie of or, time alone...
The therapist would
need a therapist after
seeing this Cthulhu
by Moxie of Out there...
You know hot scorps
Bjork hitting the film guy
Patton, the victim of war
flawed all like
yours truly too...
by Moxie of moods...
I saw indifference
as a corpse on a slab
no opinion
dead and safe
yet I was the other extreme
by Moxie of was just in a bad mood...
a Bible is a
bad subby for temper so
fears unwelcome, but
failure is only
temporary...
by Moxie of "nuts"
titillation Ash
promising then withdrawal
frustration follows
by mellie
i've got a secret
if you promise not to tell
no, i changed my mind
by ash
it's a mixed up world
moxie needs a therapist
grandma has a cock
by ash
guees i waas drinking
this ca nhappen.
the party is good.
by ap
mellie, god bless you.
Such charity does absent
in me. I admire!
by ap
by mellie, sorry moxie slam the psalms
this is not on Mox
please go and sit quietly
meditation's great
contemplation too
gaze at your belly button
get enlightenment
from your bible girl
the pslams are poetical
I'm heretical
by mellie
we need new site.
my moronic ramblings
dot fuckin' A com
by ap
To Dr. Claw, I am
sorry I have offended you
Mayhaps you are the better poet...
But I shall not give up Christ...
twas a funny critique
amen and hell
by Moxie of I humbly submit...
Someone get this loaded
temper out of my hands
they're fighting each other
little town of Friendship
over things like hate and lobsters
territorial disputes between fishermen
by Moxie of live so others may live...
there will be those who
prove their worth to each other
not to just me or you
The long list of haikus is
just an expression of
frustration I had at
being misunderstoof
by Moxie of we need to survive...
A man threw a knife
at me at work, telling me
how to do my job
He could have killed me
but I am alive as you all are
by Moxie of mood swing...
If you want me to
perish...I'll do myself
in, just fine...and enjoy the ride
by Moxie of don't let me stop
I can't play master
to all these blank angry liberals
I'm damned myself...
by Moxie of I can't do this...
It is the state of those
already in hell too lazy
to get out
by Moxie of I cannot change indifference...
Rapture happens and
will people still be here sitting
as if nothing happened?
by Moxie of talk about nothing...
by the way, who's Dr. Claw?
who is everyone here?
by Moxie of erm...
I answered in rage
something about judgement
What preacher can reach you?
Tell me to get lost, talk to Jesus...
by Moxie of don't stop joy...
What would you say to Jack Kerouac
out of envy, jealousy, rage...
I told a person I give up on Jesus Christ
and the fucker went what?
Like he wasn't there...
Are you there you who critique?
by Moxie of stop
you probably think one
thing and me another
it's all Samsara and misunderstanding
by Moxie of we're all different...
...of course I have grave beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy them
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?
by Mox of I am a born again Christian...
...of course I have grave beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy them
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?
by Mox of I am a born again Christian...
there ya go paver!
social, comedic, haiku !
Grandma has a cock!
by ap
