profoundly disturbed
pathologically absurd
dead becocked granny

where have you been saint?
we must meet and have a beer
you name the place mate

what is there to know ?
it remains a mystery
the harder you search

Weird haikus here
I need not know of older
people's genitals

ya gotta do it
whatever ya gotta do
is what ya gotta

azure autumn air
impending change of seasons
axiomatic

good onya digger
blast me with ya bugle mate
at the dawn service

my name is Mellie
I am a cyber-slut without
qualification

we shall remember
at the rising of the sun
and when going down

lest we forget this
tomorrow is anzac day
we must remember

verisimilar
story: autopsy revealed
grandpa had a cunt

ah, sixty-nine to
have and to hold: servitude
and pride. Genitals!

No, wowzer! don't get
involved; let me have the next
sexy one to suck!

the nick said... so I
said, "don't you have a country
to run into the...

GROUND! tomorrow? Go to bed!"

seventeen silly
balls, one for each year I've been
but not doing it

ah sixty-nine gets
close, if I just masticate
silly balls awhile

Was it a boner?
If she hung herself for fun
She'd bone up and pop

to our great surprise
we discovered at autopsy
grandma has a cock

my real name is ash
i am trained as a doctor
how profound is that ?

what would grandpa have?
a vagina and womb?
or just a spore thing

high maintenance, she.
uneducated, verbose.
but her tits are great.

welbutrin, paxil.
nortriptylene, elavil.
get with the program.

trivial pursuit
of carnal satisfaction
baby you look great.

transcendence, glory
illumination and grace.
grandma has a cock

exceptional tools
are deep contemplation
and meditation skills.

You, too, may posess
these important attributes
for just $19.99

wake me then and pull
me up to heaven because
no mind is still mind
and I am in Hell
but I can choose to leave

The brevity of
bad haiku exaggerates
its profundity.

No criticisim
intended, Carl. Enjoy
it for what it is.

no transcendental
experience required.
Sit back and enjoy.

Carl Solomon, I am
not with you in Rockland
but at an impasse

To get down and submit
You are not God, I do not
But I am proud
destined for Hell if I remain so

I don't think I can
write anything real because
I can't stand critique

I nearly went blind
I had severe heartburn
then a stroke of luck

jeeves did all the work
looking up medical things
only doctors know

airline food upset.
man, does my belly boil.
fasten your seat belts.

incredible head
no more than two and one half
gallons per second

I drew the curtain
to shut out despair and found
enlightenment there

while searching myself
I realized I feel good
when I'm doing it

I am a faddist
idiosyncratic me
posting badhaiku

i looked all over
but i couldn't find myself
except where i am

what's a real doctor ?
someone with a ph. d. ?
proctalgia fugax !

just watch out
i am only trying to help
Inference
Conclusion
Illation
Judgement

I happen to know
that janis is a 300
pound bald lesbian!!!!!

and she has painted
her ass like a baboon!!!!!true!!!!!!
and with filed teeth too!!!!!!

spongiform haiku
encephalopathies yes
cyber prion death

this site is eating
up the mood control center
of my brain please stop!!!!!!!!!!!

mellie if you are really
the "original" mellie
please get sick and die!!!!!!!!!!!

most of the rest of
you as well!!!!!!!!!!!
"doctor lovers" and crap hounds
as if "ash" is a real doctor

do you people ever
type in your own names 2 c
what drivel u r creating???

it's a scary thought
or just get down and boogie
have some fun Moxie

Ash is the master
when he says get down Moxie
you know he means it

I was the dill there
just got carried away but
thrilled with new toys ahhhhhh