Weird haikus here
I need not know of older
people's genitals
by Saint
ya gotta do it
whatever ya gotta do
is what ya gotta
by ash
azure autumn air
impending change of seasons
axiomatic
by ash
good onya digger
blast me with ya bugle mate
at the dawn service
by mellie
my name is Mellie
I am a cyber-slut without
qualification
by mellie
we shall remember
at the rising of the sun
and when going down
by ash
lest we forget this
tomorrow is anzac day
we must remember
by mellie
verisimilar
story: autopsy revealed
grandpa had a cunt
by mellie
ah, sixty-nine to
have and to hold: servitude
and pride. Genitals!
by Miss Everything
No, wowzer! don't get
involved; let me have the next
sexy one to suck!
by Miss Everything
the nick said... so I
said, "don't you have a country
to run into the...
GROUND! tomorrow? Go to bed!"
by wowzer
seventeen silly
balls, one for each year I've been
but not doing it
by MissEverything
ah sixty-nine gets
close, if I just masticate
silly balls awhile
by Miss Everything
Was it a boner?
If she hung herself for fun
She'd bone up and pop
by Paver
to our great surprise
we discovered at autopsy
grandma has a cock
by ash
my real name is ash
i am trained as a doctor
how profound is that ?
by ash
what would grandpa have?
a vagina and womb?
or just a spore thing
by Moxie of if a man gave birth...
high maintenance, she.
uneducated, verbose.
but her tits are great.
by ap
welbutrin, paxil.
nortriptylene, elavil.
get with the program.
by ap
trivial pursuit
of carnal satisfaction
baby you look great.
by ap
transcendence, glory
illumination and grace.
grandma has a cock
by ap
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are deep contemplation
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by ap
wake me then and pull
me up to heaven because
no mind is still mind
and I am in Hell
but I can choose to leave
by Moxie of this is an illusion
The brevity of
bad haiku exaggerates
its profundity.
by ap
No criticisim
intended, Carl. Enjoy
it for what it is.
no transcendental
experience required.
Sit back and enjoy.
by ap
Carl Solomon, I am
not with you in Rockland
but at an impasse
To get down and submit
You are not God, I do not
But I am proud
destined for Hell if I remain so
by Moxie of oh, Rockland
I don't think I can
write anything real because
I can't stand critique
by Moxie of Well, I don't trust so much anymore...
I nearly went blind
I had severe heartburn
then a stroke of luck
jeeves did all the work
looking up medical things
only doctors know
by mellie, perhaps Ash is one of them
airline food upset.
man, does my belly boil.
fasten your seat belts.
by ap
incredible head
no more than two and one half
gallons per second
by Anonymous Poet
I drew the curtain
to shut out despair and found
enlightenment there
by mellie
while searching myself
I realized I feel good
when I'm doing it
by mellie
I am a faddist
idiosyncratic me
posting badhaiku
by mellie
i looked all over
but i couldn't find myself
except where i am
by ash
what's a real doctor ?
someone with a ph. d. ?
proctalgia fugax !
by ash
just watch out
i am only trying to help
Inference
Conclusion
Illation
Judgement
by search yourselves!!!!!!!!!!
I happen to know
that janis is a 300
pound bald lesbian!!!!!
and she has painted
her ass like a baboon!!!!!true!!!!!!
and with filed teeth too!!!!!!
by search yourselfs!!!!!!!!
spongiform haiku
encephalopathies yes
cyber prion death
this site is eating
up the mood control center
of my brain please stop!!!!!!!!!!!
by search yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!
mellie if you are really
the "original" mellie
please get sick and die!!!!!!!!!!!
most of the rest of
you as well!!!!!!!!!!!
"doctor lovers" and crap hounds
as if "ash" is a real doctor
by search yourselves!!!!!!!!!
do you people ever
type in your own names 2 c
what drivel u r creating???
by search yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's a scary thought
or just get down and boogie
have some fun Moxie
by mellie
Ash is the master
when he says get down Moxie
you know he means it
by mellie
I was the dill there
just got carried away but
thrilled with new toys ahhhhhh
by mellie
"no, sex toys aren't cheap
dear, this one was expensive
and it looks so cheap"
to which he replied;
"you must be a dill doh!
let me see that but "
by mellie
Man nearly lost all
In a wiener dog melee
Saved by steel toed boot
by Betty LeBomb
I say: quit your job
I say: take time to enjoy
I say: can't pay rent
by Betty LeBomb
