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powerless under haiku
tai chi or chi tea?

that thoughts can be thunk
evident of evidence,
emdedded reason
Haiku # 9643, April 26, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by soma of north of the mason dixon
I'm hot for a girl
I don't think she feels the same
I will keep trying
Haiku # 9642, April 26, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by Stagger Lee of Ohio
Car has hit the fence
Metal scratch, screetch
Glass did not break
Haiku # 9641, April 26, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by WK of Down South
When I saw Trent Reznor
in a school uniform
He was more accessable
He'd been through the conform
thing too
Haiku # 9640, April 26, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Moxie of a bit tired...but ok
I got the oh! thing
for leaving "junk fish" on the shore
raccoons eat them
Haiku # 9639, April 26, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Moxie of sniffles...
what is the purpose
of that little orifice?
fun'll be learning

Haiku # 9638, April 26, 2001 8:14 am ET
by mellie
brief premature verse
with only six syllables
but very succinct


Haiku # 9637, April 26, 2001 7:24 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 9636, April 26, 2001 7:21 am ET
by ash
infundibulum
non-primary orifice
much underrated
Haiku # 9635, April 26, 2001 7:20 am ET
by ash
Gypsy blood boils.
Hmmmm, what am I doing HERE?
I hear the Road call.
Haiku # 9634, April 26, 2001 5:33 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
asymmetrical
anistropic nascent burst,
in new vaccume time

simpler, for as we
forget the lies, all that's true
we'll know easily
Haiku # 9633, April 26, 2001 1:02 am ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
concresence in brane
of soliton solution,
come together soon
Haiku # 9632, April 26, 2001 12:52 am ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
Miso soup is good
baby, a bit of nature food
I can stand
Haiku # 9631, April 25, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Mix you... of also Moxie and so on...
guite right, MissE, but
only how we flew, not the
punchline to the pun.
Haiku # 9630, April 25, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by Superduperman
two guys and dog
technically they are three dogs
bigger is better
Haiku # 9629, April 25, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like a huge mud slide
on the great white mountain peak
undies are ruined
Haiku # 9628, April 25, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
my hand holds a gift
delivering on time a
portable ass kiss
Haiku # 9627, April 25, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
like a mushroom cloud
my fart slowly rises up
covering the mic
Haiku # 9626, April 25, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
damn the people hooks!
damn those who like to sell and close the deal!
I ass freckle you
Haiku # 9625, April 25, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
all of the empties
they screamed when you chose to leave
an innocent lost
Haiku # 9624, April 25, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by jerm
"snafu!" killer sneeze
from mutant pollen. Whither
frankenscience wROughT?
Haiku # 9623, April 25, 2001 11:15 am ET
by unconceding
not funny magee
(don't need any more than that
to get my point 'cross)
Haiku # 9622, April 25, 2001 11:09 am ET
by boo
the ass, as a hole,
is a viscious circle that
needs to be wiped out.
Haiku # 9621, April 25, 2001 10:20 am ET
by dumascus
athsmatic plasma
from circular ring of doom.
a sphincter says what?
Haiku # 9620, April 25, 2001 10:18 am ET
by dumascus
seductive rhythm
maintaining conscious movement
craves lubrication
Haiku # 9619, April 25, 2001 10:16 am ET
by mellie
solid, liquid, gas
physical states of matter.
universe of shit.
Haiku # 9618, April 25, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ap
Playground in the dark
warm grasses on either end
I feel like a child here
Haiku # 9617, April 25, 2001 9:12 am ET
by Optional
Blurrred vision prevents
accuracy of spelling
please pass the tissues!
Haiku # 9616, April 25, 2001 9:04 am ET
by optional
angery sneezes from
sufferers of allergies...
Cross Pollen Nation
Haiku # 9615, April 25, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Optional
A mistyped keystroke
Led me to your apartment
And your brown suede couch

Haiku # 9614, April 25, 2001 2:00 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
waiting until dawn
eerily still shush of waves
plaintive bugle weeps
Haiku # 9613, April 25, 2001 1:58 am ET
by mellie
I didn't mean it
That kiss was only a joke
A funny joke, right?
Haiku # 9612, April 25, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Oh, to be in love
Flowers and leaves in your hair
From the outdoor couch
Haiku # 9611, April 25, 2001 1:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Weird microwave beam
Shot sparks between me and you
and smoked my sister
Haiku # 9610, April 25, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Good things come in threes
But that doesn't apply here
Toes are best in tens
Haiku # 9609, April 25, 2001 1:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Computer Science
Has not solved the interface
Between me and you
Haiku # 9608, April 25, 2001 1:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Of all the cheetahs
That lurk in the brush at night
I'll let you feed first
Haiku # 9607, April 25, 2001 1:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
what the hell is this
now my opus is ready
the server's not sure
Haiku # 9606, April 25, 2001 1:01 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
oh to be in love
take my hand and dance with me
i'm puking up blood
Haiku # 9605, April 25, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
superduperman!
see my sky-diving naked
haiku for answer

heehee (#8530 etc.)
Haiku # 9604, April 25, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Miss Everything
hm? hot cyber rolls?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns
Haiku # 9603, April 24, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything
hm? hot cyber rollsw?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns
Haiku # 9602, April 24, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Miss Everything
I did "me" till her
cousin came in, so I did
them, as cyber rolls.
Haiku # 9601, April 24, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Miss Everything
superboy flying
naked with supergirl. They
spun out of control.

What happened? After
they hit the ground, how did he
explain it to her?
Haiku # 9600, April 24, 2001 11:45 pm ET
by Superduperman
Oh, I am much so
Single, white, bored and not earthed
grounded in Frazetta
Haiku # 9599, April 24, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by Moxie of egad
To live as I do
is within limits I could leave
but fear to, when done

I shall lift that glass
like a living idol, to some
small comfort of peace
Haiku # 9598, April 24, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Moxie of roast the heretics...with a martini toast
Last night I had a
no wait, that wasn't me or
a sex location
Haiku # 9597, April 24, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by Moxie of submission
I shit a fat log
representative of how
big a man I am.
Haiku # 9596, April 24, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
"Lewd I did live" is
what I say to you only
"evil did I dwel"
Haiku # 9595, April 24, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Optional
our simian kin
resent this relationship
DNA. Who cares?
Haiku # 9594, April 24, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by ap
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