who's the ek's pyrt here?
dictionaries don't even
cover what you say.

heard someone else's
haiku today - wish I could
remember it here

soft afternoon breeze
loud squawking of lorrikeets
cold air yet warm sun

subscribe to nothing
powerless under haiku
tai chi or chi tea?

that thoughts can be thunk
evident of evidence,
emdedded reason

I'm hot for a girl
I don't think she feels the same
I will keep trying

Car has hit the fence
Metal scratch, screetch
Glass did not break

When I saw Trent Reznor
in a school uniform
He was more accessable
He'd been through the conform
thing too

I got the oh! thing
for leaving "junk fish" on the shore
raccoons eat them

what is the purpose
of that little orifice?
fun'll be learning

brief premature verse
with only six syllables
but very succinct

infundibulum
non-primary orifice
much underrated

Gypsy blood boils.
Hmmmm, what am I doing HERE?
I hear the Road call.

asymmetrical
anistropic nascent burst,
in new vaccume time

simpler, for as we
forget the lies, all that's true
we'll know easily

concresence in brane
of soliton solution,
come together soon

Miso soup is good
baby, a bit of nature food
I can stand

guite right, MissE, but
only how we flew, not the
punchline to the pun.

two guys and dog
technically they are three dogs
bigger is better

like a huge mud slide
on the great white mountain peak
undies are ruined

my hand holds a gift
delivering on time a
portable ass kiss

like a mushroom cloud
my fart slowly rises up
covering the mic

damn the people hooks!
damn those who like to sell and close the deal!
I ass freckle you

all of the empties
they screamed when you chose to leave
an innocent lost

"snafu!" killer sneeze
from mutant pollen. Whither
frankenscience wROughT?

not funny magee
(don't need any more than that
to get my point 'cross)

the ass, as a hole,
is a viscious circle that
needs to be wiped out.

athsmatic plasma
from circular ring of doom.
a sphincter says what?

seductive rhythm
maintaining conscious movement
craves lubrication

solid, liquid, gas
physical states of matter.
universe of shit.

Playground in the dark
warm grasses on either end
I feel like a child here

Blurrred vision prevents
accuracy of spelling
please pass the tissues!

angery sneezes from
sufferers of allergies...
Cross Pollen Nation

A mistyped keystroke
Led me to your apartment
And your brown suede couch

waiting until dawn
eerily still shush of waves
plaintive bugle weeps

I didn't mean it
That kiss was only a joke
A funny joke, right?

Oh, to be in love
Flowers and leaves in your hair
From the outdoor couch

Weird microwave beam
Shot sparks between me and you
and smoked my sister

Good things come in threes
But that doesn't apply here
Toes are best in tens

Computer Science
Has not solved the interface
Between me and you

Of all the cheetahs
That lurk in the brush at night
I'll let you feed first

what the hell is this
now my opus is ready
the server's not sure

oh to be in love
take my hand and dance with me
i'm puking up blood

superduperman!
see my sky-diving naked
haiku for answer

heehee (#8530 etc.)

hm? hot cyber rolls?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns

hm? hot cyber rollsw?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns

I did "me" till her
cousin came in, so I did
them, as cyber rolls.

superboy flying
naked with supergirl. They
spun out of control.

What happened? After
they hit the ground, how did he
explain it to her?

Oh, I am much so
Single, white, bored and not earthed
grounded in Frazetta

To live as I do
is within limits I could leave
but fear to, when done

I shall lift that glass
like a living idol, to some
small comfort of peace

Last night I had a
no wait, that wasn't me or
a sex location