I wish i could read time better
that way my peoms would be nicer
There's nothing like an accuretly timed Poem
...
Ewwww did i just write that?

Ummm... Its ten O'clock
Whatever shall I do? Eh...
Ah F_ck this Sh_t!
I'm going to bed.

state the obvious
sun is hot water is wet
oink_oink's haiku's suck

call mister plow that's
my name, that name again is
mister plow! woo hoo!

poetry is shit
oh dear, did I just swear then?
feel free to spank me

can you tell I'm bored?
it sure beats dancing naked
in front of my cat

mmm mediciney
yes I am evil homer!
evil I tells ya!

caffeine is your friend
remember not to pass out
sleep is for the weak

I am a retard
a haiku is supposed to
be constructed thus

my name is oink oink
and I'm an alcoholic

nearly an hour
later, Associated
Poet couldn't stay

hooray, an hour
after he I got to do
what's natural to me
- snatch your all!

oh boy it's mine
backwards and forwards: Sixty-
Nine! ninety-sex times!

I would like to stay,
but something has just come up.
Now you smell like feet

I would like to stay,
but something has just come up.
You smell like feet

I want to do 9-
6-6-9, but I can't stick
around that long, darn!

I was once in the
military; I KNOW these
things... THAT was stupid!

poor saint, but then those
"other guys" were really the
ones cheated in fuck.

I lost her for good.
she's staring down the barrel
of a wedding ring.

deteriorating instincts
unrelenting tear my skin off
disgust screaming rip away

lollipops to eat
fat children bitch about shit
can see his own prick

get the caronas
turn on the fridge buy the food
when's the house warming! (OOPS!)

my last girlfriend she
said she loved me, even when
fucking other men

A typical date:
Me: "Did you have a good time?"
Her: "No, and don't call."

What will it get me?
Lots of time spent all alone
just me and my house

House being rebuilt
from fire, I may move back in
next weeknd yippie!

Pathetic - I am
for even Bulgarian
women ignore me.

Another weekend
arriving, two more days with
no worthy women.

Cause I'm not in my
place of peace yet, the house on
that sand, like that Bush
Kennebunkport time

We see the news yeah
and that is all then, what's he
really like...no one knows

All these pierced faces
Not really anything wrong
but a culture change

They say Christians aren't
left hand path? but to go there?
That Long Dark Night of the Soul

Cause the flood ain't broke
or we're still sick for real...
I want joy in this life

play a song for me
ain't no place I'm going to
take me for a trip

strange stillness today
crickets and distant thunder
the ocean is grey

I can't fall asleep.
Haiku saves my sanity.
Someone stop me please.

I live on a farm
Rollerblading on gravel
Oh! The grasshoppers!

who's the ek's pyrt here?
dictionaries don't even
cover what you say.

heard someone else's
haiku today - wish I could
remember it here

soft afternoon breeze
loud squawking of lorrikeets
cold air yet warm sun

subscribe to nothing
powerless under haiku
tai chi or chi tea?

that thoughts can be thunk
evident of evidence,
emdedded reason

I'm hot for a girl
I don't think she feels the same
I will keep trying

Car has hit the fence
Metal scratch, screetch
Glass did not break

When I saw Trent Reznor
in a school uniform
He was more accessable
He'd been through the conform
thing too

I got the oh! thing
for leaving "junk fish" on the shore
raccoons eat them

what is the purpose
of that little orifice?
fun'll be learning

brief premature verse
with only six syllables
but very succinct

infundibulum
non-primary orifice
much underrated

Gypsy blood boils.
Hmmmm, what am I doing HERE?
I hear the Road call.

asymmetrical
anistropic nascent burst,
in new vaccume time

simpler, for as we
forget the lies, all that's true
we'll know easily

concresence in brane
of soliton solution,
come together soon

Miso soup is good
baby, a bit of nature food
I can stand