Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

within delusion
to discard disillusion
start that infusion
Haiku # 9710, April 30, 2001 3:55 am ET
by ash
an itchy scrotum
empathy notwithstanding
offends feminists
Haiku # 9709, April 30, 2001 1:54 am ET
by ash
upstairs and downstairs
undercoat and overcoat
insane and outsane
Haiku # 9708, April 30, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
notch up the next corpse
pumped with drugs and misery
the wrong chemicals
Haiku # 9707, April 30, 2001 1:38 am ET
by ash
The day that you flew
Haiku # 9706, April 29, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Blueville (yes)
The day that you flew
Away the color you knew
leaving me here, blue
Haiku # 9705, April 29, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You like to fly too,
I knew when I spoke with you
with your hair so blue.
Haiku # 9704, April 29, 2001 11:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
floating rising blue
rising and floating with you
why can't I fly too?
Haiku # 9703, April 29, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This girl that I knew
Had hair like oceans of blue,
But away she flew
Haiku # 9702, April 29, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ex wife's nephew dead
drugs suck all of you know that
close eyes take a breath
Haiku # 9701, April 29, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by bruce
Remains of the day
shelter craved by smaller head
humid and heaven
Haiku # 9700, April 29, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Impro of Wickham Road
throat chakra's sacred
sacral chakra's mystical
the root's more earthy
Haiku # 9699, April 29, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by mellie
Just moved to Chi-town
From the City on the Bay
Freezing, Broiling. It sucks
Haiku # 9698, April 29, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by PT of Chi
mellie are ya in
n iron lung? growin roots?
hope they mist u....haw!!!
Haiku # 9697, April 29, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO
HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO,
WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 9696, April 29, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by ............................
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO
HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO,
WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 9695, April 29, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by the orgasm!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO
HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO,
WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Haiku # 9694, April 29, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ricercar

imagine music
drawn in, vanishing as you
listen, leaving you

i__ __
_ _, ___ _ _
__, __ you
Haiku # 9693, April 29, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by unconceding
tiny euro-can
packs a caffeinated punch
watch my heart rate rise!
Haiku # 9692, April 29, 2001 12:13 am ET
by editor dink of http://www.schoolofass.com
pour fire onto green
reddish, silken hairs light up
then bubble bubble
Haiku # 9691, April 29, 2001 12:12 am ET
by editor dink of http://www.schoolofass.com
there's root chakra
and reproductive organs
prefer root chakra
Haiku # 9690, April 28, 2001 11:59 am ET
by mellie
Superman's kneecap
was never as hard as this!
after sixteen years

this woman drives me.
who said love lasts forever
and lust just a while?

Haiku # 9689, April 28, 2001 11:11 am ET
by ap - to correct bad editing
Superman's kneecap
was never as this!
after sixteen years

this woman drives me.
who said love lasts forever
and lust just a while?
Haiku # 9688, April 28, 2001 11:02 am ET
by ap
upstairs there's snoring
coming from master bedroom
shakes the foundations

of a good night's sleep
if I go and snuggle in
what will happen then?
Haiku # 9687, April 28, 2001 10:30 am ET
by mellie
sweet little Maggie
brindle boxer at my feet
she snores so softly
Haiku # 9686, April 28, 2001 10:26 am ET
by mellie
after thirteen years
he's more dead now than alive.
i wonder if he knows.
Haiku # 9685, April 28, 2001 10:20 am ET
by ap
big ass brown dog lies
farting, sleeping, at my feet.
loves me more than wife.
Haiku # 9684, April 28, 2001 10:16 am ET
by ap
Booze in the blender
the taste and all the splendor
You're a haiku, too
Haiku # 9683, April 27, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by bender of Virginia Slums
Mine Yuengling Lager
Taunting head and naughty row
what beads on my brau?

titillating brew
amber body in green case
peptide strobe light stew

I'm in a coma
for the taste and aroma
were too much for me
Haiku # 9682, April 27, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by bender of Virginia Slums
I have have a playstation 2
I play with my playstation 2
I like my playstation 2
I broke my Playstation 2
I'm shedding tears over my playstation 2
The next Playstation 2 i see...
i will break in 2
Haiku # 9681, April 27, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Frank
I wish i could read time better
that way my peoms would be nicer
There's nothing like an accuretly timed Poem
...
Ewwww did i just write that?
Haiku # 9680, April 27, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by Frank
Ummm... Its ten O'clock
Whatever shall I do? Eh...
Ah F_ck this Sh_t!
I'm going to bed.
Haiku # 9679, April 27, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by Frank
state the obvious
sun is hot water is wet
oink_oink's haiku's suck
Haiku # 9678, April 27, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
call mister plow that's
my name, that name again is
mister plow! woo hoo!
Haiku # 9677, April 27, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by oink_oink of that name again is oink_oink
poetry is shit
oh dear, did I just swear then?
feel free to spank me
Haiku # 9676, April 27, 2001 9:42 pm ET
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
can you tell I'm bored?
it sure beats dancing naked
in front of my cat
Haiku # 9675, April 27, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
mmm mediciney
yes I am evil homer!
evil I tells ya!
Haiku # 9674, April 27, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
caffeine is your friend
remember not to pass out
sleep is for the weak
Haiku # 9673, April 27, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
I am a retard
a haiku is supposed to
be constructed thus
Haiku # 9672, April 27, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
my name is oink oink
and I'm an alcoholic
Haiku # 9671, April 27, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
nearly an hour
later, Associated
Poet couldn't stay

hooray, an hour
after he I got to do
what's natural to me
- snatch your all!
Haiku # 9670, April 27, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by Miss Everything
oh boy it's mine
backwards and forwards: Sixty-
Nine! ninety-sex times!
Haiku # 9669, April 27, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by Miss Everything
I would like to stay,
but something has just come up.
Now you smell like feet
Haiku # 9668, April 27, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I would like to stay,
but something has just come up.
You smell like feet
Haiku # 9667, April 27, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want to do 9-
6-6-9, but I can't stick
around that long, darn!
Haiku # 9666, April 27, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by MissEverything
I was once in the
military; I KNOW these
things... THAT was stupid!
Haiku # 9665, April 27, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by unconceding
poor saint, but then those
"other guys" were really the
ones cheated in fuck.
Haiku # 9664, April 27, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by boo
I lost her for good.
she's staring down the barrel
of a wedding ring.
Haiku # 9663, April 27, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by Jamie
deteriorating instincts
unrelenting tear my skin off
disgust screaming rip away
Haiku # 9662, April 27, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by Ophelia of Ohio
lollipops to eat
fat children bitch about shit
can see his own prick
Haiku # 9661, April 27, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Staves of Little Rock
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