notch up the next corpse
pumped with drugs and misery
the wrong chemicals

The day that you flew

The day that you flew
Away the color you knew
leaving me here, blue

You like to fly too,
I knew when I spoke with you
with your hair so blue.

floating rising blue
rising and floating with you
why can't I fly too?

This girl that I knew
Had hair like oceans of blue,
But away she flew

ex wife's nephew dead
drugs suck all of you know that
close eyes take a breath

Remains of the day
shelter craved by smaller head
humid and heaven

throat chakra's sacred
sacral chakra's mystical
the root's more earthy

Just moved to Chi-town
From the City on the Bay
Freezing, Broiling. It sucks

mellie are ya in
n iron lung? growin roots?
hope they mist u....haw!!!

WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO
HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO,
WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO
HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO,
WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO
HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO,
WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!11

ricercar

imagine music
drawn in, vanishing as you
listen, leaving you

i__ __
_ _, ___ _ _
__, __ you

tiny euro-can
packs a caffeinated punch
watch my heart rate rise!

pour fire onto green
reddish, silken hairs light up
then bubble bubble

there's root chakra
and reproductive organs
prefer root chakra

Superman's kneecap
was never as hard as this!
after sixteen years

this woman drives me.
who said love lasts forever
and lust just a while?

Superman's kneecap
was never as this!
after sixteen years

this woman drives me.
who said love lasts forever
and lust just a while?

upstairs there's snoring
coming from master bedroom
shakes the foundations

of a good night's sleep
if I go and snuggle in
what will happen then?

sweet little Maggie
brindle boxer at my feet
she snores so softly

after thirteen years
he's more dead now than alive.
i wonder if he knows.

big ass brown dog lies
farting, sleeping, at my feet.
loves me more than wife.

Booze in the blender
the taste and all the splendor
You're a haiku, too

Mine Yuengling Lager
Taunting head and naughty row
what beads on my brau?

titillating brew
amber body in green case
peptide strobe light stew

I'm in a coma
for the taste and aroma
were too much for me

I have have a playstation 2
I play with my playstation 2
I like my playstation 2
I broke my Playstation 2
I'm shedding tears over my playstation 2
The next Playstation 2 i see...
i will break in 2

I wish i could read time better
that way my peoms would be nicer
There's nothing like an accuretly timed Poem
...
Ewwww did i just write that?

Ummm... Its ten O'clock
Whatever shall I do? Eh...
Ah F_ck this Sh_t!
I'm going to bed.

state the obvious
sun is hot water is wet
oink_oink's haiku's suck

call mister plow that's
my name, that name again is
mister plow! woo hoo!

poetry is shit
oh dear, did I just swear then?
feel free to spank me

can you tell I'm bored?
it sure beats dancing naked
in front of my cat

mmm mediciney
yes I am evil homer!
evil I tells ya!

caffeine is your friend
remember not to pass out
sleep is for the weak

I am a retard
a haiku is supposed to
be constructed thus

my name is oink oink
and I'm an alcoholic

nearly an hour
later, Associated
Poet couldn't stay

hooray, an hour
after he I got to do
what's natural to me
- snatch your all!

oh boy it's mine
backwards and forwards: Sixty-
Nine! ninety-sex times!

I would like to stay,
but something has just come up.
Now you smell like feet

I would like to stay,
but something has just come up.
You smell like feet

I want to do 9-
6-6-9, but I can't stick
around that long, darn!

I was once in the
military; I KNOW these
things... THAT was stupid!

poor saint, but then those
"other guys" were really the
ones cheated in fuck.

I lost her for good.
she's staring down the barrel
of a wedding ring.

deteriorating instincts
unrelenting tear my skin off
disgust screaming rip away

lollipops to eat
fat children bitch about shit
can see his own prick

get the caronas
turn on the fridge buy the food
when's the house warming! (OOPS!)

my last girlfriend she
said she loved me, even when
fucking other men

A typical date:
Me: "Did you have a good time?"
Her: "No, and don't call."