from herein i guess
things go down in history
like a lewinski
by ashley oz
Why so evasive
Mr President? Maybe
You should have come clean.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
They ask: "What evil
Lurks in the hearts of men?" This
Your drycleaner knows.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
Lie, even perjure
Himself over Monica?
Nice euphemism.
by Reverend Jim of London, Terra Incognita
even tinier
threw a saddle on a louse
rode him through your pubes
by Kadiz
Hallucination?
Snowing in San Francisco.
Really. I saw it.
by Dr. Don
nostrils ebb and flow
the drip, drip, drip, of mucus
it's sinus rhythm
by ashley of Oz
dreamt I was tiny
had a saddle for my cat
rode him through the woods
by Hollywood Bonfire
most men become rou
by Kadiz
a sexual deed
a dalliance, nothing more
a justified lie
by Kadiz
a blow to the head
was not the president's crime
'twas his denial
by ashley of Oz
poetic justice
first you get to taste peaches
and then inpeachment
by ashley of Oz
President impeached
At the taxpayer's expense
K. Starr should be shot
by AHHT
that goo on her dress
should have been the only mess
that came from her mouth
by Kadiz
It's all crapola
A purjury indictment
over a blow job?
by Nunya Bidness
Not too old to stay
In touch with my inner slut
making geezer porn
by Nunya Bidness
art art art finance
finance finance what
the Hell possessed me?
by Skubrick of London, Engerland
People who can't spell
"purjure", like Paula Keller,
shouldn't have opinions.
by Nunya Bidness
art art art finance
finance finance what
the Hell possessed me?
by Skubrick of London, Engerland
Art art art finance
finance finance what
the Hell possessed me?
by Skubrick of London, Engerland
Adulterous lies
Manufactured impeachment
Both sides are evil
by Matthew Bjorge of Salt Lake City, USA
here flappin' my lips
blowin' hot air out my ass
pissin' in the wind
by Kadiz
Drunk on the job from
downing six dozen booze-filled
holiday chocolates
by Eddie Futch
Why did he risk all --
Lie, even purger himself --
Over Monica?
by CouverCat of Phoenix, USA
the first line's got five
and the second's got seven
but the third line's all fucked up 'cause it's got over twelve
by Kadiz
Night falls on Baghdad
There's no rest for the wicked
Or the innocent
by AHHT
Dreary, bleak, city
sky makes me feel like I'm in
a Batman movie
(the first one, of course)
by Eddie Futch
Straight through the hangar
Doors|there's the explosion. War
Is quite like bad sex.
by Reverend Jim of London, Untied Kingdom
Two straight years taking
sinus medication; I
can smell my nosehair
by Eddie Futch
Bad Haiku
Is it three lines
Or four?
by Ross of Paris,
A distraction, yes
Or a book calledBill and the Giant Impeachment
by AHHT
poetic paradox
with too many syllables
or else not enough
by ashley of sydney, Oz
predictable ploy
looking for some diversion
bad luck baghdad
by ashley of sydney, Oz
fluffy bunny head
talking in many voices
Where did your body go?
by my mama 'n' yo mama 'r' hangin' in de' house of that one place, Wonderland
fluffy bunny head
talking in many voices
Where did your body go?
by my mama 'n' yo 'r' hangin' in de' house of that one place, Wonderland
Doin' the fast fade...
She's a sack of sore assholes
Time drags its clown feet...
by Intern
I drank way too much
Coffee and revealed I was
Jelly Roll Morton.
by Reverend JimJonestown, Guatemala
Brillo maxi-pad
Hairshirt and matching panties
Hell hath no fury...
by Intern
you give me that grin
illicit inhalation
and a wicked cough
by ashley of sydney, Oz
Bitch's breath could knock
a buzzard off a shit truck
from a hundred yards.
by Intern
Cynical work bitch
has a yeast infection that
spread clear to her brain.
by Intern
drinking and drinking
the devils dandruff as well
passout on the couch
by MezmoroN of toronto, Canada
fecal crunch surprise
find a hamster's skeleton
so that's where that went
by Hollywood Bonfire
don't i just hate it
when i fuck up badly and
send the same thing twice
by ashley of sydney, Oz
swirling mammatus
jagged lines and a big flash
god's booming laughter
by ashley of sydney, Oz
swirling mammatus
jagged lines and a big flash
god's booming laughter
by ashley of sydney, Oz
suddenly summer
and i have to mobilise
time to hit the beach
by ashley of sydney, Oz
Proverbial cheese
Tasty, cosmic scooby snacks
I stand corrected
by AHHT
Flaming cat monger
eats own intestine bile juice
vomits green fire chunks
by Andrew Collins of St. John's, Canada
Stick my finger in
Swirl it around really fucking good
Christ my navel stinks
by Keith Danoff of Orlando, US
