Stick my finger in
Swirl it around realy fucking good
Christ my navel stinks
by Keith Danoff of Orlando, US
life is good
looking through a Heineken
everything seems pretty green
by bro xsandy eggo,
White frost on my car
"Shhhk!" I scrape it off with care
Tastes like dirt Slurpee
by Fastball of Santa Rosa,
Christmas is coming.
The goose is getting fat. You
and that goose both, pal.
by Intern
Bad karma... I must
have raped a bus full of nuns
in a former life.
by Intern
necro, afro the
ebonicon, bloddy
maggots, tampon juice
by Jemel Cherry of Colorado Springs, USA
dammned wankers
street, bus, subway everywhere
hope it falls off
by dissaffected of wankerville,
That evil laughing
Painted face and razor fangs
"Die, clown, die!" I laugh
by Pandora In Mind of Erosia, Pluto
I saw a kid get
run over by a cop car
"Yeah, Fuck Him!" I yell
by Eddie Futch
Christmas Party--Boss
declares at midnight:"Pants-free-
Friday tomorrow!!"
by Eddie Futch
panty worshippers
should organize and raise the funds
to build some churches
by Hollywood Bonfire
bludgeon the reindeer
drink egg nog from Santa's skull
pistol whip the elves
by Hollywood Bonfire
go on, beep at me
I'll just trace your licence plate
and poison your dog
by Hollywood Bonfire
revel in the world
like a 4 year old loves snot
uninhibited
by ashley of sydney, Oz
When you were away
I was happy and at peace
Why did you return?
by AHHT
Photographs revealed:
Was she just happy or was
It just a cold night?
by AHHT
Small, squiggly, green, wet.
It's a really funny word;Eel babies: ELVERS!
by Oceanography of Seattle,
So this is true love.
My soul-mate: brilliant, likes me...
Cold truth: she's engaged.
by Intellect Boy of SF,
This early morning
The moon in the sky looks like
A big clipped toenail.
by E.M.
Unassuming girl
Revealed a secret after
Drinking truth serum
by AHHT
Never kiss and tell
Tales of sex and drunkiness
Feed the rumour mill
by AHHT
just banging away
thinking about last night's game
ooops, guess she went home.
by Kadiz
that warm gooshy gash
hides a mouth without teeth
my tongue tells me so
by Kadiz
spent and then withdrawn
drooping limp and oozing goo
whupped one-eyed soldier
by Kadiz
limp and exhausted
lying spent dripping fluids
discarded teabag
by ashley of sydney, Oz
I don't want to write
I do not know what to say
Please help me finish
by Melissa and Tara of Welland, Canada
Read News ev'ry day
searching obituaries
Hoping for her name
by Herbert
Staff Christmas parties
Expose the alcoholics
And make fools of us
by AHHT
Unsensible shoes
Hindered late night marathon
My feet really hurt
by AHHT
my gal is so great
after only one six-pack
she takes out her teeth
by Kadiz
pardon me, she says
couldn't we do it just once
without the yogurt?
by Kadiz
oh boy, this is fun!
when I take my finger out
it's wet and gooey!
by Kadiz
my old bodyparts
no longer cooperate
some of them just drip
by Kadiz
Onetwo threefourfive;
onetwothree fourfivesix.
One twothreefour.
Oh shit.
by Fenris Paddipaugh of USA
Wow! Great party your
Holiness. Loved your glass-topped
Coffee table trick.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
They bore the pontiff
Up to the gallows, chanting:
"It's pope on a rope!!"
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
investigating
unscientifically
can't prove anything
by ashley of sydney, Oz
Corn flakes corn flakes corn
Flakes corn flakes corn flakes
Corn flakes corn flakes corn
by Vivian of London, UK
God to the Pope: "Put
something on under that robe,
or it's Hell for you"
by Eddie Futch
Pope themes: a tattoo
I may get... Richard Nixon
butt-fucking the pope.
by Intern
If asked to work the
holidays, reply, "Does the
pope shit in the woods?".
by Intern
Network Nazis block
web-sites: "Production will drop!!"
So I call in sick
by Eddie Futch
The cruel void is deaf,
said Existentio the Clown.
"Kids! Stop snivelling!"
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
A man walks into
A bar. He well understands
Zen paradoxes.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
Two nuns in a bath.
One nun says to the other:
"Let's trash the punch line."
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
while making a point
the old man threw his new hat
into the river
by Hollywood Bonfire
remind your children
under all that pretty meat
scary skeletons
by Hollywood Bonfire
I went to the zoo
and saw them eat Wonder-Bread!
Poor, poor sad hippos.
by no-one of Lansing, USA
I am just showing
My mom how forms work on this
Silly internet
by Haiku Mast'r of Canada
acalculia
i ponder the mystery
as i tap my desk
by ashley of sydney, Oz
