Bad Haiku
Wow! Great party your
Holiness. Loved your glass-topped
Coffee table trick.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
They bore the pontiff
Up to the gallows, chanting:
"It's pope on a rope!!"
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
investigating
unscientifically
can't prove anything
by ashley of sydney, Oz
Corn flakes corn flakes corn
Flakes corn flakes corn flakes
Corn flakes corn flakes corn
by Vivian of London, UK
God to the Pope: "Put
something on under that robe,
or it's Hell for you"
by Eddie Futch
Pope themes: a tattoo
I may get... Richard Nixon
butt-fucking the pope.
by Intern
If asked to work the
holidays, reply, "Does the
pope shit in the woods?".
by Intern
Network Nazis block
web-sites: "Production will drop!!"
So I call in sick
by Eddie Futch
The cruel void is deaf,
said Existentio the Clown.
"Kids! Stop snivelling!"
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
A man walks into
A bar. He well understands
Zen paradoxes.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
Two nuns in a bath.
One nun says to the other:
"Let's trash the punch line."
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
while making a point
the old man threw his new hat
into the river
by Hollywood Bonfire
remind your children
under all that pretty meat
scary skeletons
by Hollywood Bonfire
I went to the zoo
and saw them eat Wonder-Bread!
Poor, poor sad hippos.
by no-one of Lansing, USA
I am just showing
My mom how forms work on this
Silly internet
by Haiku Mast'r of Canada
acalculia
i ponder the mystery
as i tap my desk
by ashley of sydney, Oz
cremated showman
past prestidigitator
vanishing in a puff
by ashley of sydney, Oz
exploring the lost
continents of uranus
may well reveal shit
by ashley of sydney,Oz
Ginkgo Biloba Give me brains of alien I work in I.T.
by AHHT
Phoenix, rainy day --
Happens once every four months --
Shut up, stop whining.
by AlleyCat of Tuscon, USA
this is my haiku
my haiku sucks very much
oh well that's okay
by Andrea Lane of Shit town, USA
Chronic whiners, you
may NOT cheer in the good times
I will not have it
ps touchdown, bledsoe
by Eddie Futch
Open your present
No, please, you open your gift
Kazcinski Christmas
by snotdog of newark, au
Fearlessly we pitch
Ourselves naked into the
Squid-filled pond liner
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
receptionist smirks
at my magazine; she knows
I'll be crapping soon
by Hollywood Bonfire
Homecomeing Hero!
Triumphant, brave, strong and true
Fuck Flutie Magic
by Eddie Futch
Reading on the train
"This Side of Paradise"--shake
my head, mutter: "broads"
by Eddie Futch
reincarnation
come back as a leotard
extra-large, uh-oh
by Hollywood Bonfire
first Dennis Rodman
then I get sloppy seconds
your mom's a party
by Hollywood Bonfire
good morning sunshine
good morning grey underwear
good morning bong hit
by Hollywood Bonfire
Cryogenic sleep
Defrost me when this fucking
Swing fad is over
by Eddie Futch
Give me a break!
Blues, brother
Knight of despair
by Mathew of aachen, Germoney
My hair is falling
Out in clumps like willow leaves.
Lousy isotopes!
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
My hair is falling
Out in clumps like willow leaves.
Lousy isotopes!
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
Dear Hollywood, if
Your monkey won't perform, is
It fair to spank it?
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
Ambulance chasing
Nina Simone, I saw her
Live. She was, barely.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
So many shoppers,
So few rounds, so little time.
I'm so unlucky.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
Unwary targets
Below: Rounds left at home. That's
Just so typical.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
Thank you to Janis
For this bad haiku website
I really dig it
by Anna
Fashion disaster
Why are you back on the streets?
Cut off bell bottoms.
by Donald Fallin, Psy.D. of Santa Rosa,
Alcole
When no goal
fills headhole
by Mattie of Aachen, germoney
by Mattie of Aachen, germoney
Roman mothers said
"Ubi bubi sub-ubi"
Always wear underwear
by Nunya BidnessHere,
Consultants Arise!
Nothing to lose but our brains
Let's all go postal.
by Nunya Bidness of Houston
Midnight at Wal-Mart:
"Get your own fucking Furby
'Cos I was here first!"
by Reverend Vodka of Nashville, US
Christmas Eve taste treat
Reindeer meat good on the grill
But a bit gamey
by Reverend Vodka of Nashville, US
I tied up Santa
Capped him in back of the head
Execution style
by Reverend Vodka of Nashville, US
my patient freaked out
during the venepuncture
and bent the needle
by ashley of sydney, Oz
work here ten years
they'll drill a hole in your desk
and let you fuck it
by Hollywood Bonfire
think its illegal
to teach a monkey how to
give humans handjobs?
by Hollywood Bonfire
