Unassuming girl
Revealed a secret after
Drinking truth serum
by AHHT
Never kiss and tell
Tales of sex and drunkiness
Feed the rumour mill
by AHHT
just banging away
thinking about last night's game
ooops, guess she went home.
by Kadiz
that warm gooshy gash
hides a mouth without teeth
my tongue tells me so
by Kadiz
spent and then withdrawn
drooping limp and oozing goo
whupped one-eyed soldier
by Kadiz
limp and exhausted
lying spent dripping fluids
discarded teabag
by ashley of sydney, Oz
I don't want to write
I do not know what to say
Please help me finish
by Melissa and Tara of Welland, Canada
Read News ev'ry day
searching obituaries
Hoping for her name
by Herbert
Staff Christmas parties
Expose the alcoholics
And make fools of us
by AHHT
Unsensible shoes
Hindered late night marathon
My feet really hurt
by AHHT
my gal is so great
after only one six-pack
she takes out her teeth
by Kadiz
pardon me, she says
couldn't we do it just once
without the yogurt?
by Kadiz
oh boy, this is fun!
when I take my finger out
it's wet and gooey!
by Kadiz
my old bodyparts
no longer cooperate
some of them just drip
by Kadiz
Onetwo threefourfive;
onetwothree fourfivesix.
One twothreefour.
Oh shit.
by Fenris Paddipaugh of USA
Wow! Great party your
Holiness. Loved your glass-topped
Coffee table trick.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
They bore the pontiff
Up to the gallows, chanting:
"It's pope on a rope!!"
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
investigating
unscientifically
can't prove anything
by ashley of sydney, Oz
Corn flakes corn flakes corn
Flakes corn flakes corn flakes
Corn flakes corn flakes corn
by Vivian of London, UK
God to the Pope: "Put
something on under that robe,
or it's Hell for you"
by Eddie Futch
Pope themes: a tattoo
I may get... Richard Nixon
butt-fucking the pope.
by Intern
If asked to work the
holidays, reply, "Does the
pope shit in the woods?".
by Intern
Network Nazis block
web-sites: "Production will drop!!"
So I call in sick
by Eddie Futch
The cruel void is deaf,
said Existentio the Clown.
"Kids! Stop snivelling!"
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
A man walks into
A bar. He well understands
Zen paradoxes.
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
Two nuns in a bath.
One nun says to the other:
"Let's trash the punch line."
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
while making a point
the old man threw his new hat
into the river
by Hollywood Bonfire
remind your children
under all that pretty meat
scary skeletons
by Hollywood Bonfire
I went to the zoo
and saw them eat Wonder-Bread!
Poor, poor sad hippos.
by no-one of Lansing, USA
I am just showing
My mom how forms work on this
Silly internet
by Haiku Mast'r of Canada
acalculia
i ponder the mystery
as i tap my desk
by ashley of sydney, Oz
cremated showman
past prestidigitator
vanishing in a puff
by ashley of sydney, Oz
exploring the lost
continents of uranus
may well reveal shit
by ashley of sydney,Oz
Ginkgo Biloba Give me brains of alien I work in I.T.
by AHHT
Phoenix, rainy day --
Happens once every four months --
Shut up, stop whining.
by AlleyCat of Tuscon, USA
this is my haiku
my haiku sucks very much
oh well that's okay
by Andrea Lane of Shit town, USA
Chronic whiners, you
may NOT cheer in the good times
I will not have it
ps touchdown, bledsoe
by Eddie Futch
Open your present
No, please, you open your gift
Kazcinski Christmas
by snotdog of newark, au
Fearlessly we pitch
Ourselves naked into the
Squid-filled pond liner
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
receptionist smirks
at my magazine; she knows
I'll be crapping soon
by Hollywood Bonfire
Homecomeing Hero!
Triumphant, brave, strong and true
Fuck Flutie Magic
by Eddie Futch
Reading on the train
"This Side of Paradise"--shake
my head, mutter: "broads"
by Eddie Futch
reincarnation
come back as a leotard
extra-large, uh-oh
by Hollywood Bonfire
first Dennis Rodman
then I get sloppy seconds
your mom's a party
by Hollywood Bonfire
good morning sunshine
good morning grey underwear
good morning bong hit
by Hollywood Bonfire
Cryogenic sleep
Defrost me when this fucking
Swing fad is over
by Eddie Futch
Give me a break!
Blues, brother
Knight of despair
by Mathew of aachen, Germoney
My hair is falling
Out in clumps like willow leaves.
Lousy isotopes!
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
My hair is falling
Out in clumps like willow leaves.
Lousy isotopes!
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
Dear Hollywood, if
Your monkey won't perform, is
It fair to spank it?
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
