the first line's got five
and the second's got seven
but the third line's all fucked up 'cause it's got over twelve
by Kadiz
Night falls on Baghdad
There's no rest for the wicked
Or the innocent
by AHHT
Dreary, bleak, city
sky makes me feel like I'm in
a Batman movie
(the first one, of course)
by Eddie Futch
Straight through the hangar
Doors|there's the explosion. War
Is quite like bad sex.
by Reverend Jim of London, Untied Kingdom
Two straight years taking
sinus medication; I
can smell my nosehair
by Eddie Futch
Bad Haiku
Is it three lines
Or four?
by Ross of Paris,
A distraction, yes
Or a book calledBill and the Giant Impeachment
by AHHT
poetic paradox
with too many syllables
or else not enough
by ashley of sydney, Oz
predictable ploy
looking for some diversion
bad luck baghdad
by ashley of sydney, Oz
fluffy bunny head
talking in many voices
Where did your body go?
by my mama 'n' yo mama 'r' hangin' in de' house of that one place, Wonderland
fluffy bunny head
talking in many voices
Where did your body go?
by my mama 'n' yo 'r' hangin' in de' house of that one place, Wonderland
Doin' the fast fade...
She's a sack of sore assholes
Time drags its clown feet...
by Intern
I drank way too much
Coffee and revealed I was
Jelly Roll Morton.
by Reverend JimJonestown, Guatemala
Brillo maxi-pad
Hairshirt and matching panties
Hell hath no fury...
by Intern
you give me that grin
illicit inhalation
and a wicked cough
by ashley of sydney, Oz
Bitch's breath could knock
a buzzard off a shit truck
from a hundred yards.
by Intern
Cynical work bitch
has a yeast infection that
spread clear to her brain.
by Intern
drinking and drinking
the devils dandruff as well
passout on the couch
by MezmoroN of toronto, Canada
fecal crunch surprise
find a hamster's skeleton
so that's where that went
by Hollywood Bonfire
don't i just hate it
when i fuck up badly and
send the same thing twice
by ashley of sydney, Oz
swirling mammatus
jagged lines and a big flash
god's booming laughter
by ashley of sydney, Oz
swirling mammatus
jagged lines and a big flash
god's booming laughter
by ashley of sydney, Oz
suddenly summer
and i have to mobilise
time to hit the beach
by ashley of sydney, Oz
Proverbial cheese
Tasty, cosmic scooby snacks
I stand corrected
by AHHT
Flaming cat monger
eats own intestine bile juice
vomits green fire chunks
by Andrew Collins of St. John's, Canada
Stick my finger in
Swirl it around really fucking good
Christ my navel stinks
by Keith Danoff of Orlando, US
Stick my finger in
Swirl it around realy fucking good
Christ my navel stinks
by Keith Danoff of Orlando, US
life is good
looking through a Heineken
everything seems pretty green
by bro xsandy eggo,
White frost on my car
"Shhhk!" I scrape it off with care
Tastes like dirt Slurpee
by Fastball of Santa Rosa,
Christmas is coming.
The goose is getting fat. You
and that goose both, pal.
by Intern
Bad karma... I must
have raped a bus full of nuns
in a former life.
by Intern
necro, afro the
ebonicon, bloddy
maggots, tampon juice
by Jemel Cherry of Colorado Springs, USA
dammned wankers
street, bus, subway everywhere
hope it falls off
by dissaffected of wankerville,
That evil laughing
Painted face and razor fangs
"Die, clown, die!" I laugh
by Pandora In Mind of Erosia, Pluto
I saw a kid get
run over by a cop car
"Yeah, Fuck Him!" I yell
by Eddie Futch
Christmas Party--Boss
declares at midnight:"Pants-free-
Friday tomorrow!!"
by Eddie Futch
panty worshippers
should organize and raise the funds
to build some churches
by Hollywood Bonfire
bludgeon the reindeer
drink egg nog from Santa's skull
pistol whip the elves
by Hollywood Bonfire
go on, beep at me
I'll just trace your licence plate
and poison your dog
by Hollywood Bonfire
revel in the world
like a 4 year old loves snot
uninhibited
by ashley of sydney, Oz
When you were away
I was happy and at peace
Why did you return?
by AHHT
Photographs revealed:
Was she just happy or was
It just a cold night?
by AHHT
Small, squiggly, green, wet.
It's a really funny word;Eel babies: ELVERS!
by Oceanography of Seattle,
So this is true love.
My soul-mate: brilliant, likes me...
Cold truth: she's engaged.
by Intellect Boy of SF,
This early morning
The moon in the sky looks like
A big clipped toenail.
by E.M.
Unassuming girl
Revealed a secret after
Drinking truth serum
by AHHT
Never kiss and tell
Tales of sex and drunkiness
Feed the rumour mill
by AHHT
just banging away
thinking about last night's game
ooops, guess she went home.
by Kadiz
that warm gooshy gash
hides a mouth without teeth
my tongue tells me so
by Kadiz
spent and then withdrawn
drooping limp and oozing goo
whupped one-eyed soldier
by Kadiz
