Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77433 Haiku later...

a sexual deed
a dalliance, nothing more
a justified lie
Haiku # 947, December 21, 1998 8:37 am ET
by Kadiz
a blow to the head
was not the president's crime
'twas his denial
Haiku # 946, December 21, 1998 2:22 am ET
by ashley of Oz
poetic justice
first you get to taste peaches
and then inpeachment
Haiku # 945, December 21, 1998 2:16 am ET
by ashley of Oz
President impeached
At the taxpayer's expense
K. Starr should be shot
Haiku # 944, December 20, 1998 7:30 pm ET
by AHHT
that goo on her dress
should have been the only mess
that came from her mouth
Haiku # 943, December 20, 1998 6:37 pm ET
by Kadiz
It's all crapola
A purjury indictment
over a blow job?
Haiku # 942, December 19, 1998 12:49 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness
Not too old to stay
In touch with my inner slut
making geezer porn
Haiku # 941, December 19, 1998 12:44 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness
art art art finance
finance finance what
the Hell possessed me?
Haiku # 940, December 19, 1998 12:43 pm ET
by Skubrick of London, Engerland
People who can't spell
"purjure", like Paula Keller,
shouldn't have opinions.
Haiku # 939, December 19, 1998 12:37 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness
art art art finance
finance finance what
the Hell possessed me?
Haiku # 938, December 19, 1998 12:34 pm ET
by Skubrick of London, Engerland
Art art art finance
finance finance what
the Hell possessed me?
Haiku # 937, December 19, 1998 12:29 pm ET
by Skubrick of London, Engerland
Adulterous lies
Manufactured impeachment
Both sides are evil
Haiku # 936, December 19, 1998 10:42 am ET
by Matthew Bjorge of Salt Lake City, USA
here flappin' my lips
blowin' hot air out my ass
pissin' in the wind
Haiku # 935, December 18, 1998 8:34 pm ET
by Kadiz
Drunk on the job from
downing six dozen booze-filled
holiday chocolates

Haiku # 934, December 18, 1998 1:10 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
Why did he risk all --
Lie, even purger himself --
Over Monica?
Haiku # 933, December 18, 1998 12:44 pm ET
by CouverCat of Phoenix, USA
the first line's got five
and the second's got seven
but the third line's all fucked up 'cause it's got over twelve
Haiku # 932, December 17, 1998 8:58 pm ET
by Kadiz
Night falls on Baghdad
There's no rest for the wicked
Or the innocent
Haiku # 931, December 17, 1998 5:12 pm ET
by AHHT
Dreary, bleak, city
sky makes me feel like I'm in
a Batman movie
(the first one, of course)
Haiku # 930, December 17, 1998 3:27 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
Straight through the hangar
Doors|there's the explosion. War
Is quite like bad sex.
Haiku # 929, December 17, 1998 10:31 am ET
by Reverend Jim of London, Untied Kingdom
Two straight years taking
sinus medication; I
can smell my nosehair
Haiku # 928, December 17, 1998 9:12 am ET
by Eddie Futch
Bad Haiku
Is it three lines
Or four?
Haiku # 927, December 17, 1998 9:07 am ET
by Ross of Paris,
A distraction, yes
Or a book calledBill and the Giant Impeachment
Haiku # 926, December 17, 1998 8:20 am ET
by AHHT
poetic paradox
with too many syllables
or else not enough
Haiku # 925, December 17, 1998 6:18 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
predictable ploy
looking for some diversion
bad luck baghdad
Haiku # 924, December 17, 1998 6:10 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
fluffy bunny head
talking in many voices
Where did your body go?
Haiku # 923, December 16, 1998 7:21 pm ET
by my mama 'n' yo mama 'r' hangin' in de' house of that one place, Wonderland
fluffy bunny head
talking in many voices
Where did your body go?
Haiku # 922, December 16, 1998 7:20 pm ET
by my mama 'n' yo 'r' hangin' in de' house of that one place, Wonderland
Doin' the fast fade...
She's a sack of sore assholes
Time drags its clown feet...
Haiku # 921, December 16, 1998 3:05 pm ET
by Intern
I drank way too much
Coffee and revealed I was
Jelly Roll Morton.
Haiku # 920, December 16, 1998 11:48 am ET
by Reverend JimJonestown, Guatemala
Brillo maxi-pad
Hairshirt and matching panties
Hell hath no fury...
Haiku # 919, December 16, 1998 10:31 am ET
by Intern
you give me that grin
illicit inhalation
and a wicked cough
Haiku # 918, December 15, 1998 10:25 pm ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
Bitch's breath could knock
a buzzard off a shit truck
from a hundred yards.
Haiku # 917, December 15, 1998 7:13 pm ET
by Intern
Cynical work bitch
has a yeast infection that
spread clear to her brain.
Haiku # 916, December 14, 1998 12:11 pm ET
by Intern
drinking and drinking
the devils dandruff as well
passout on the couch
Haiku # 915, December 14, 1998 12:03 pm ET
by MezmoroN of toronto, Canada
fecal crunch surprise
find a hamster's skeleton
so that's where that went
Haiku # 914, December 14, 1998 9:51 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
don't i just hate it
when i fuck up badly and
send the same thing twice
Haiku # 913, December 14, 1998 5:22 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
swirling mammatus
jagged lines and a big flash
god's booming laughter
Haiku # 912, December 14, 1998 5:17 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
swirling mammatus
jagged lines and a big flash
god's booming laughter
Haiku # 911, December 14, 1998 5:16 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
suddenly summer
and i have to mobilise
time to hit the beach
Haiku # 910, December 14, 1998 5:10 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
Proverbial cheese
Tasty, cosmic scooby snacks
I stand corrected
Haiku # 909, December 13, 1998 10:20 pm ET
by AHHT
Flaming cat monger
eats own intestine bile juice
vomits green fire chunks
Haiku # 908, December 13, 1998 5:16 pm ET
by Andrew Collins of St. John's, Canada
Stick my finger in
Swirl it around really fucking good
Christ my navel stinks
Haiku # 907, December 12, 1998 10:43 pm ET
by Keith Danoff of Orlando, US
Stick my finger in
Swirl it around realy fucking good
Christ my navel stinks
Haiku # 906, December 12, 1998 10:43 pm ET
by Keith Danoff of Orlando, US
life is good
looking through a Heineken
everything seems pretty green
Haiku # 905, December 12, 1998 9:17 pm ET
by bro xsandy eggo,
White frost on my car
"Shhhk!" I scrape it off with care
Tastes like dirt Slurpee
Haiku # 904, December 12, 1998 1:23 pm ET
by Fastball of Santa Rosa,
Christmas is coming.
The goose is getting fat. You
and that goose both, pal.
Haiku # 903, December 11, 1998 9:33 am ET
by Intern
Bad karma... I must
have raped a bus full of nuns
in a former life.
Haiku # 902, December 11, 1998 9:30 am ET
by Intern
necro, afro the
ebonicon, bloddy
maggots, tampon juice
Haiku # 901, December 11, 1998 7:58 am ET
by Jemel Cherry of Colorado Springs, USA
dammned wankers
street, bus, subway everywhere
hope it falls off
Haiku # 900, December 10, 1998 11:46 pm ET
by dissaffected of wankerville,
That evil laughing
Painted face and razor fangs
"Die, clown, die!" I laugh
Haiku # 899, December 10, 1998 9:49 pm ET
by Pandora In Mind of Erosia, Pluto
I saw a kid get
run over by a cop car
"Yeah, Fuck Him!" I yell
Haiku # 898, December 10, 1998 12:24 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
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