foreign jackie chan
doesn't speak english but he
can do crazy stunts
by tracy of portland
My heart hurts today.
Love can truly suck beaucoup:
so would life without.
by Windsong
old-un "austrailun"
will never believe the world
worth anything else
by boo
to replace govt with
hardbombliners they found
a claymore in Brewer...
by Moxie of what me worry...
they kidnapped humpty
dumty, colored his shell so he
is in the egg hunt...
by Moxie of No way man!!!
I O - fish - L - E
R awesome naked 2, not
R - T - fishy - L
by mellie
A-1 and N-Sync
B-S-B... how 'bout this one?
R-T-fishy-L.
by Anonymous Poet
britney spears is awesome
when she's naked should i say
britney spears' *are* awesome?
by fingerfood of singapore
looking down at pork
sure looks good enough to eat
Mellie's pigging out
by mellie
ethernet coma
internet anaesthetic
cyber-etherized
by mellie
un american
un australian un couth
un fair um uncool
by mellie
prison fumes on Earth
awerica is
ugliness for those charged with,
innocently or
legally, being
litterbugs everywhere in
trashed america
by unconceding of 'ever find me
lord he has risen
hot buns dripping with butter
high on chocolate
by mellie
waiting since Friday
anonymous congress
iron works and stubbs
poet was missing
it's a waterloo ice house
rise up it's sunday
by mellie, where were you mate?
Joy in madness found
Life in scared bravery
Sense does not exist
by Grog of Seattle
dreams can true
though they won't be found in you
by Anonymous Poet
Take my WASPish nuts
and I'll run to the bank with this
We buried Hitler
by Moxie of racism is unamerican
The rich aren't rich, lib...
If they are dead in spirit
and the path to hell
it's quite a yellow
brick road paved with blood
by Moxie of Where the heck..?
"poems" from beneath the
white Outhouse (9130-9128)prove
old-american worse that unamerican
by boo
posthumously a-
warded vermin are no bet-
ter than their victims?
postumous justice
is a disgrace to all but
the mortal remains.
by matusek/squared
I didn't already
know, for it's universally
humorous uncertainty.
by Miss Everything
for the future to stand
corrected the richest fools
complete the food chains
eat the rich, serve the
plants, shut your butts, and feed your
brai-ai-ai-ai-ains!
by matusek/squared
Emptiness is this
void you fill with hate, or love
Live, damn it or else...
by Moxie of who else is next?
insert race here to
blame for your own problems?
He died for you so
you don't have this excuse anymore
by Moxie of submit this you corp...
Don't like Klan talk...
we're all mutts in America
Satan is using you...
by Moxie of who's Jewish?
I just CAN'T wake up
to bad syllablication!
It ain't fair, I tell yah!
Thursday is Maundy,
Friday is Good - what, pray tell,
is this Saturday??
by Windsong
good to see
other racists like me
fuck isreal
by beerman of california
This is getting boring
Wrong number of syllables
Who Cares? So Sue me
by Anonymous Poet
This Haiku is bad
Yes it's just that horrible
Stop reading it now
by Anonymous Poet
I am sleepy now
My Head falls onto keyboard
I should get some sleep
by Anonymous Poet
brother abel was slain
by cain who was quite jealous
very bad marriage
by tracy
oh look -- it's a feh!
cry me a river of snot
your nose feels better
by tracy
rain in spain, canal
panama is south of here
how do you get there?
by tracy
it's immaculate
that i was born without sin
bear a son named Jesus
by tracy
the circles of hell --
well, what in the hell are they?
how do you get there?
by tracy
she circled a word
'romance' in dictionary
how did he find it?
by tracy
odd misheard lyric:
wait - i've got a naked plate
really: new complaint
by tracy
bright red nail polish
makes me feel safe and happy
but it chips too soon
by tracy of portland
what are you saying?
of course i did not inhale
read my lips, okay?
by tracy of portland
the current tenant
of the white house is sadly
a republican
by tracy of portland
damn green party votes
nader boy took away votes
kiss my white ass, nader
by tracy of portland
darth nader screwed al
the dark side triumphs again
gore in the toilet
by tracy of portland
voters like the truth
"yes, i invented the web"
say your prayers, al
by tracy of portland
mary knew joseph
pathogenetically
holy ghost, that's odd
could be logical
particularistic'ly
theological
by mellie
educated breath
offending not this cowboy.
Get along, doggies
by Mangina
my heart weeps for boo
who is most obviously
bitter, sad and anguished
by Anonymous Poet
your forsook lover
probably wonders the same
thing every fuck thing
by boo
three stooges of Zerr
got haiku's name wrong and their
own. Larry? Curly?
by boo
who said "W" son of
former prez, the other was
lee harvey oswald
by Superduperman
any other poets
in austin without any plans
for good friday night?
by Anonymous Poet
